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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: vansmack on June 17, 2009, 10:55:42 am
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the 9:30 Board, I happily present to you....
WEBLEBRITY IS A BITCH DAY
For those that don't recall....
In a thread that doesn't need to be rehashed, Julian referred to a lady board member in an arguably inappropriate fashion.
In order to make amends, Julian then offered to purchase tickets for anyone offended. (http://www.930.com/forum/index.php?topic=1512.30)
In an effort to memorialize this moment, we raise our G&T to Weblebrity is a Bitch Day.
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too funny! (http://www.930.com/forum/index.php?topic=19136.0)
only minutes apart... might have been the same time, had i not decided to get myself a G&T before hitting "post".
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Happy Day, Bitch!
While my access to the internet and gin & tonic is extremely limited here at the treatment facility I was committed to, they allowed me some for this fine, fine halcyon day in 930 board history! From the bottom of my shattered, despondant Julian heart, I wish you all a happy day, you bitches, and hope someone turns the tables and buys me some concert tickets, although they won't come close to sewing together my fractured spirit. Glasses up!
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That is funny.
I had planned on doing it at midnight last night (9PM my time) but I was too drunk (and too cold) at the ball game with Venerable to cut and paste on my phone.
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i would just like to note, for the record, that it was my completely unnecessary potshot at xneverwherex that led to this memorable moment in 930 forum history.
you're welcome.
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good times
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i would just like to note, for the record, that it was my completely unnecessary potshot at xneverwherex that led to this memorable moment in 930 forum history.
you're welcome.
ha.
i 'you're welcomed' in the other weblebrity thread .. since i was the one that called him out on this.
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yes completely unnecessary. wondering if i can still get my free tickets i never had a chance to get :) although next show im seeing in DC is at black cat, so doesnt really help me.
But I will be at AFI Silver Docs if youd like to buy me a drink and apologize in person :)
i would just like to note, for the record, that it was my completely unnecessary potshot at xneverwherex that led to this memorable moment in 930 forum history.
you're welcome.
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When MSTRKRFT comes back I'll make him buy me a ticket. Out of spite.
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Why you two can't work this relationship out I'll never understand...
When MSTRKRFT comes back I'll make him buy me a ticket. Out of spite.
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I hope the whole board gets invites to their wedding in Iowa once they do work it out.
Why you two can't work this relationship out I'll never understand...
When MSTRKRFT comes back I'll make him buy me a ticket. Out of spite.
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I hope the whole board gets invites to their wedding in Iowa once they do work it out.
Why you two can't work this relationship out I'll never understand...
When MSTRKRFT comes back I'll make him buy me a ticket. Out of spite.
I'm sure he'll make a big deal about our marriage. I'll just quietly whisper things into his ear from the altar looking at everyone I've never seen before. So cute.
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I hope the whole board gets invites to their wedding in Iowa once they do work it out.
What color gas masks would his bridesmaids wear? Would they match their ratty, moth-ridden Chuck Taylors?
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We really should keep this as a celebration of the bitchiness, not about the anniversary of Miss P and I being terrorized by this smelly hipster vagrant. THAT holiday is in August. It's call DEATHFROMABOVE1979 IS A BAND DAY.
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I hope the whole board gets invites to their wedding in Iowa once they do work it out.
What color gas masks would his bridesmaids wear? Would they match their ratty, moth-ridden Chuck Taylors?
You are sooooo cute :)
Unfotunately my Chuck's are brand spanking new. I've only worn them about 5 times in the 8 or so years ive owned them. They might have moth on them....
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http://www.thenationalva.com/schedule.php (go down to July 30th)
First Confirmed WEBLEBRITY IS A BITCH DAY miracle!?!?!?!?!
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(http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/2818377/view/1/producttypecolor/1/type/png/width/280/height/280)
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http://www.thenationalva.com/schedule.php (go down to July 30th)
First Confirmed WEBLEBRITY IS A BITCH DAY miracle!?!?!?!?!
confirmed.
wow.
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confirmed.
wow.
Are you and the imminently-to-be-Mrs. going to come? I am envisioning one hell of a Julian's America-approved night for all the boardies who come south for this!
HAPPY DAY, BITCH!
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i like how this thread shifted from "julian is a punk bitch" . . . to "julian thinks he's awesome because some band is playing at national."
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i like how this thread shifted from "julian is a punk bitch" . . . to "julian thinks he's awesome because some band is playing at national."
How does this have a thing to do with me? No one, myself included, is under the belief that I am awesome because some band is playing at a venue I'm completely unaffiliated with.
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Yes, too much love. I must play a trump card....
Hey Julian, you bitched out on sending me my present for donating to that charity you posted in your thread last year (http://www.930.com/forum/index.php?topic=2360.msg268098#msg268098). Reneging on a promise for a charitable donation? That's something only a bitch would do.
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Are you and the imminently-to-be-Mrs. going to come? I am envisioning one hell of a Julian's America-approved night for all the boardies who come south for this!
HAPPY DAY, BITCH!
oh, it's a happy day all right - i be one happy bitch :)
if this show was on a weekend night i'd 100% be there. what with it being a school night, my presence is much less likely. damn. maybe i can look in to taking the next day off and making this happen. i have no doubt that this would be a memorable road trip.
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Hey Julian, you bitched out on sending me my present for donating to that charity you posted in your thread last year (http://www.930.com/forum/index.php?topic=2360.msg268098#msg268098). Reneging on a promise for a charitable donation? That's something only a bitch would do.
Haha, that's still sitting in my office. But bitching about not getting a freebie when you help out some kids?? Now that's some bitching, bitch! Happy day!
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But bitching about not getting a freebie when you help out some kids?? Now that's some bitching, bitch! Happy day!
therein lies the true spirit of WEBLEBRITY is a bitch day.
set your reminders now for next year's celebration!
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It's the GREATEST holiday EVER!!
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what with it being a school night, my presence is much less likely. damn. maybe i can look in to taking the next day off and making this happen. i have no doubt that this would be a memorable road trip.
It's maybe 1:30-1:45 from Falls Church. I understand taking the next day off isn't exactly desirable, but man, this is definitely a unique experience. I can't imagine many concerts in 2009 topping MBV in a club.
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Hey Julian, you bitched out on sending me my present for donating to that charity you posted in your thread last year (http://www.930.com/forum/index.php?topic=2360.msg268098#msg268098). Reneging on a promise for a charitable donation? That's something only a bitch would do.
Haha, that's still sitting in my office. But bitching about not getting a freebie when you help out some kids?? Now that's some bitching, bitch! Happy day!
I would hardly call reminding you once in 7 months "bitching," but I can see how you would as you are the one who welched on his promise. Smackie doesn't welch, nor has there ever been the need for Smackie is a Bitch day.
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nor has there ever been the need for Smackie is a Bitch day.
I never took it as Julian, Certified WEBLEBRITY IS A BITCH day, I thought it was more of the state of being a WEBLEBRITY IS A BITCH DAY. I'm willing to admit it means many things to many people.
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oh sweet jesus.
nothing makes mya bloody valentine more happy than this...
BELLS I TELL YOU.
I'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON. (also ear plugs)
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Joe is being extremely lame and threatening to skip MBV in favor of Grace Jones in NYC.
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Weird...he didn't get all excited after reading up on MBV this morning on Wikipedia?
Joe is being extremely lame and threatening to skip MBV in favor of Grace Jones in NYC.
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hahaha
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nor has there ever been the need for Smackie is a Bitch day.
I never took it as Julian, Certified WEBLEBRITY IS A BITCH day, I thought it was more of the state of being a WEBLEBRITY IS A BITCH DAY.
that's certainly the spirit in which i first declared the holiday - weblebrity, in general, is a bitch.
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#neverforget
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He, speaks to me, in dreams. Like the candy colored clown, they call the Sandman. I wait for him to return.
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He sees all.
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HAPPY DAY, BITCHES! G&Ts up! (. . . and then down your throats!)
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gs, and ts? the down the throat part, I understand.
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gs, and ts? the down the throat part, I understand.
Gin and Tonics. The official drink of the boards most beloved holiday.
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ahh yes. Hendricks with a cucumber, would be nice today.
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For those times when you need reminding that simply proving ones ability to count is not the worst decision ever made on this board, I present the board with Happy Weblebrity is a Bitch Day!
May you all learn from the mistakes of your fellow boardies, and may no fair kerfuffle ensue.....
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It's my day, bitches! Certified!
Who needs free tickets?!?!?!
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happy day, bitches! i can hear those G&T's clinking already...
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oh, the good ole gs and ts.
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Let's hear it for the patriarchy and gin and tonics: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
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I will say for the calorie conscious G and T might not be the way to go
1 gin and tonic: 200 calories.
love the name of this site
http://getdrunknotfat.com/
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I will say for the calorie conscious G and T might not be the way to go
1 gin and tonic: 200 calories.
love the name of this site
http://getdrunknotfat.com/
Great site but this isthat was my people's day. We'll skip meals all week.
And to be clear the tonic was soda water with a diet tonic syrup.
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Clink your G & T's kids, beacause it's Weblebrity is a Bitch Day!
#neverforget
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Happy day bitches! Getting some G+Ts in on this side of sleep for the evening currently!
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happy bitch day!!!
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happy bitch day!!!
Thanks. As the Abraham Lincoln of this board, people are free to celebrate Weblebrity Is A Bitch Day on the Monday after the weekend!
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#neverforget
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line up those G&T's, log on to your favorite ticketing site, and happy day bitches!!!
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Hurry up with my damn croissants, bitches.
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Guys, out of respect for my Aunt Gloria's passing, I am going to request that we cancel or postpone Weblebrity is a Bitch this year. It just doesn't feel right to be drinking G&Ts at a time like this when there are so many emotions flowing and a denim fortune to have my lawyers fight over. Thanks for respecting my wishes and I appreciate your thoughts and prayers.
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That is not what Aunt Gloria would want, darling, and you know this.
Now raise a G&T to both your bitchiness and Aunt Gloria!
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FINE. I’ll drink, bossy.
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#neverforget
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well crap, i #completelyforgot. off to fix myself a G&T, and order up some tickets that will likely be refunded due to show cancellation - win/win!!!
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#BitchLivesMatter
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#neverforget
you kinda forgot this board tho...
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Hey now it’s baseball season!
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Clink your G&Ts all because the Bitch is vaccinated. Multiple times even.
#neverforget
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gawdammit - you're posting you WiaB Day greetings earlier and earlier. you're doing that just to spite me. you're such a bitch. have a happy day!
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Happy Day, bitches.
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Wow same day as my oldest boy graduates elementary school!! A great day indeed!! Woo hoo!
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Wow same day as my oldest boy graduates elementary school!! A great day indeed!! Woo hoo!
Do you want to have that little bitch call me and I'll wish him a Happy (Graduation) Day from his Uncle Julian? It's literally the least I can do.
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gawdammit - you're posting you WiaB Day greetings earlier and earlier. you're doing that just to spite me. you're such a bitch. have a happy day!
No, bitch.
2021: 12:16:00
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2009: 10:55:42AM
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No, bitch.
smile when you say that.
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smile when you say that.
Oh, I was. And I smiled when I saw your message.
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Even Smackie celebrating the Dubs for an hour won’t get in the way of me reminding all of you….
Happy Day, bitches!
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I'm two gin and tonics in already, bitches! Happy Day!
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I'm two gin and tonics in already, bitches! Happy Day!
before lunch, well played sir, well played...
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In order to make amends, Julian then offered to purchase tickets for anyone offended. (http://www.930.com/forum/index.php?topic=1512.30)
So can I be offended this offer wasn't extended to those who were not here at that time frame and still cash in on this offer
I don't think this kind of penance has a statute of limitations (but I'll leave that to the 9:30 forum team of lawyers to determine that)
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With all due apologies, you have no standing to bring this complaint.
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happy day, bitches - a celebratory G&T has been ordered!
unfortunately, the missus then looked at me, said i was an asshat for asking her to make me a drink - BEFORE NOON - and now she's insulted. while thematically correct, i currently find myself in need to buy her concert tickets. i'm thinking morcheeba?
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happy day, bitches - a celebratory G&T has been ordered!
unfortunately, the missus then looked at me, said i was an asshat for asking her to make me a drink - BEFORE NOON - and now she's insulted. while thematically correct, i currently find myself in need to buy her concert tickets. i'm thinking morcheeba?
LOL
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unfortunately, the missus then looked at me, said i was an asshat for asking her to make me a drink - BEFORE NOON - and now she's insulted. while thematically correct, i currently find myself in need to buy her concert tickets. i'm thinking morcheeba?
Unfortunately?
That is on point for today!
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That is on point for today!
offend someone of the female persuasion and to absolve oneself by purchasing said offended person a concert ticket (double points is it's one you really want to go to)
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offend someone of the female persuasion and to absolve oneself by purchasing said offended person a concert ticket (double points is it's one you really want to go to)
(https://i.imgflip.com/6k0rab.jpg)
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Happy Day Bitches!
#neverforget
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It can’t be already?
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Clink your G&T’s today, bitches it absolutely is Julian’s special day!
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Fine, bitches, I’ll get drunk! G+Ts up! Happy day, bitches!
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due to my removal from civilization for this year's Weblebrity is a Bitch Day, celebrations have been cancelled at the sweetcell household. we will reconvene next year. stay bitchy until then!
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due to my removal from civilization for this year's Weblebrity is a Bitch Day, celebrations have been cancelled at the sweetcell household. we will reconvene next year. stay bitchy until then!
You don't travel off grid with your own G&T? Pfft.....