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Title: i'm coming for you
Post by: flawd101 on December 12, 2003, 11:22:00 pm
i got my lerners permit today!!!!!!! so i will be learnig to drive!!!!!! SWEET DREAMS
 
 i raped that test. it was easier then pissing off markie and being ignored by u peoples. all the time spent waiting on line outside alone before a show at 930 paid off in the wonderful wait at the DMV.  i was observing this hot chick for a couple hours. she was "hit the couch hot" o my god u should have seen her....so i enjoyed the dmv and going to best buy afterwards.....
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Post by: markie on December 13, 2003, 12:04:00 am
Ahhhhh Flawd I wish I knew you were going. I need to get a drives license too.
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Post by: flawd101 on December 13, 2003, 12:08:00 pm
that would have been....interesting.....if you said something......
 
 i went to the one in sterling....
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Post by: thenotebookgirl on December 13, 2003, 12:10:00 pm
what does "hit the couch hot" mean?
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Post by: flawd101 on December 13, 2003, 12:16:00 pm
fall over, hit the couch, couple words like damn and shit and bang, and............(or thats what it means to me)
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Post by: on December 14, 2003, 10:48:00 am
This proves it fo' shizzle, flawd is really just markie!
 
     
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Originally posted by Embarrassed Laura:
  what does "hit the couch hot" mean?
Wouldn't you (http://www.wouldyouhitthis.com/?sex=b) like to know..?     <img src="http://smile.smilies.nl/1886.gif" alt=" - " />
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Post by: flawd101 on December 14, 2003, 02:52:00 pm
why is it always "flawd is really ________"
 
 fuck that guy....but the hottest girls were hot.....
 
 i went driving yesterday......in a church parking lot. i did pretty good till the end were i clipped the ice pile. it woulded be there if it was a normal day.  i sometimes dont brake before turning so my dad whould breath hard. that was fun.  i never went above 15-20.... or on a real street. i cant wait till i can drive on the real streets....
 
 anyone want to take me driving?????? i have never done damage to a car.......while driving....
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Post by: walkman on December 14, 2003, 04:15:00 pm
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  why is it always "flawd is really ________"
 
 fuck that guy....but the hottest girls were hot.....
 
 i went driving yesterday......in a church parking lot. i did pretty good till the end were i clipped the ice pile. it woulded be there if it was a normal day.  i sometimes dont brake before turning so my dad whould breath hard. that was fun.  i never went above 15-20.... or on a real street. i cant wait till i can drive on the real streets....
 
 anyone want to take me driving?????? i have never done damage to a car.......while driving....
flawd, you can take my  baby (http://i7.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/06/4c/fb_1.JPG) for a spin any time.
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Post by: flawd101 on December 14, 2003, 05:42:00 pm
[/qb][/QUOTE]flawd, you can take my  baby (http://i7.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/06/4c/fb_1.JPG) for a spin any time. [/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 ok, only if it has a little remote control....cuz i'm a big boy now!
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Post by: Jaguär on December 14, 2003, 06:24:00 pm
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Originally posted by walkie hearts you all:
  flawd, you can take my  baby (http://i7.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/06/4c/fb_1.JPG) for a spin any time.
:D  
 
 It matches your shoes!
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Post by: Jaguär on December 14, 2003, 06:26:00 pm
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  anyone want to take me driving?????? i have never done damage to a car.......while driving....
Flawd, you really need to go out on a date with Samantha.   :p
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Post by: paige on December 14, 2003, 06:34:00 pm
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
   
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  anyone want to take me driving?????? i have never done damage to a car.......while driving....
Flawd, you really need to go out on a date with Samantha.    :p  [/b]
match made in heaven!!
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Post by: Jaguär on December 14, 2003, 06:39:00 pm
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Originally posted by i do not heart winter:
   
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
   
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  anyone want to take me driving?????? i have never done damage to a car.......while driving....
Flawd, you really need to go out on a date with Samantha.     :D    :p
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Post by: flawd101 on December 14, 2003, 07:12:00 pm
if you give me money......cuz i'm broke after buying my slurpee today....
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Post by: Samantha on December 14, 2003, 07:21:00 pm
oh my fucking god...please don't tell me you live in sterling   :eek:
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Post by: flawd101 on December 14, 2003, 07:24:00 pm
herndon, but right by sterling(kinda by the herndon police station which is on the border).....why????
 
 hehehehe
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Post by: Samantha on December 14, 2003, 07:33:00 pm
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  herndon, but right by sterling(kinda by the herndon police station which is on the border).....why????
 
 hehehehe
that's not very comforting.  I live in Sterling
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Post by: paige on December 14, 2003, 07:36:00 pm
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  if you give me money......
that's cool .. samantha told us she was down with the whole "escort service" deal...you two will be perfect for each other!!
Title: Re: i'm coming for you
Post by: flawd101 on December 14, 2003, 07:36:00 pm
thanks for telling me. i guess i'll be driving in sterling when i can.....
 
 what skol do you go to(if you go to school...)???
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Post by: Samantha on December 14, 2003, 08:31:00 pm
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  thanks for telling me. i guess i'll be driving in sterling when i can.....
 
 what skol do you go to(if you go to school...)???
I go to a private school...in herndon...BLEGH
 
 no thanks @ escort services I can do just fine on my own without having to bribe someone
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Post by: flawd101 on December 14, 2003, 08:59:00 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by: on December 15, 2003, 03:31:00 pm
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  why is it always "flawd is really ________"
 
 fuck that guy....
   <img src="http://216.127.84.94/public_html/Binnes/13122003/images/f11.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 
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Post by: flawd101 on December 15, 2003, 04:44:00 pm
awwwwww how cute!!!!!!
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Post by: Sir HC on December 15, 2003, 04:51:00 pm
flawd-
 
 Just let us know if you are going to country kitchen buffet so we can be off the roads and cowering in the basement.
Title: Re: i'm coming for you
Post by: flawd101 on December 15, 2003, 05:02:00 pm
i could still hit you in the basement.....and i'm not old.....
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Post by: Sir HC on December 15, 2003, 05:34:00 pm
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  i could still hit you in the basement.....and i'm not old.....
Nah, you would fear damaging your ride.  You wack the car, you have no transportation, but old folks have gobs of cash and live frugally so they can afford to toast a car or two.
 
 Great story:
 
 Co-worker gets a call from his aunt (about 75-80 years old) saying that there were people chasing her down the street while she was driving, and could he get over there as she was afraid.
 
 Well they were chasing her because she was bouncing off cars down the road.  Hit 13 I believe.  I believe she still  has her license.
 
 be afraid, be very afraid.
Title: Re: i'm coming for you
Post by: flawd101 on December 16, 2003, 07:33:00 pm
finally someone i drive better!!!!
 
 old people should really find another way to country kitchen buffet. driving isnt the answer.
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Post by: Sir HC on December 16, 2003, 07:43:00 pm
Maybe if they just augemented nursing homes with them everybody would be happy.
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Post by: flawd101 on December 16, 2003, 07:54:00 pm
yeah that might work....but what about blood-sucking non-retirement home old ppl????
 
 how about we move the rest of the old people and CKB's to florida.....no......
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Post by: Sir HC on December 16, 2003, 10:57:00 pm
THis is an incentive for them to go to the retirement community.
 
 Heck just turn Florida into one...
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Post by: on December 17, 2003, 10:30:00 am
A new friend (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/3215/) for flawdy?
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Post by: flawd101 on December 17, 2003, 09:11:00 pm
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Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
  A new friend (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/3215/) for flawdy?
yay!!!!!! i'd make fun of him till he got all akward!!!!!!!!!but that whould take a while cuz he wouldnt know half the stuff id say!!!!
 
 
 but disney is in florida.......hahahaha, the ride will be walking on the sidewalk.
Title: Re: i'm coming for you
Post by: grateful on May 17, 2019, 08:56:45 pm
i got my lerners permit today!!!!!!! so i will be learnig to drive!!!!!! SWEET DREAMS
 
 i raped that test. it was easier then pissing off markie and being ignored by u peoples. all the time spent waiting on line outside alone before a show at 930 paid off in the wonderful wait at the DMV.  i was observing this hot chick for a couple hours. she was "hit the couch hot" o my god u should have seen her....so i enjoyed the dmv and going to best buy afterwards.....

This didn't age well. But who's Samantha?
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Post by: sweetcell on May 20, 2019, 02:12:10 pm
But who's Samantha?

she was a regular here for about 10 years (https://forum.930.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1968).  got to meet her once, at the club after a show, delightful person.
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Post by: Space Freely on May 20, 2019, 02:22:02 pm
But who's Samantha?

she was a regular here for about 10 years (https://forum.930.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1968).  got to meet her once, at the club after a show, delightful person.

And by "delightful person" he means "having big boobs." Little known fact, Samantha's last post on this board involved a come on from Hutch.


Quote from: hutch on September 11, 2012, 08:04:35 am

damn, Samantha must be a looker!... I'm starting to regret not meeting her myself...


 :D




I have big boobs.  I'm not bragging, it's just a fact.
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 20, 2019, 02:24:28 pm
Little known fact, Samantha's last post on this board involved a come on from Hutch.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/2w5PwZgB7PG67s7O7s/giphy.gif)
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Post by: nkotb on May 20, 2019, 02:25:33 pm
WOMEN ARE THE FUTURE

Little known fact, Samantha's last post on this board involved a come on from Hutch.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/2w5PwZgB7PG67s7O7s/giphy.gif)