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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: walkonby on January 07, 2005, 07:58:00 pm

Title: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: walkonby on January 07, 2005, 07:58:00 pm
hi, i like to drive my 2004 escadale in florida for photo shoots, with my "guy" friend, and i promise i don't sleep with the photographers, because nobody knows i'm gay, and then you know, j'ho's new video was on the in-dash, plasma fourty-two inch, dvd combo, and then there was this mattress in the road.  i thought, "oh my god . . . how did they know i wanted to pull over with my "guy" friend" and show em my back boy moves?  then my mom called, trying to take my money again, so i just ran over that silly billy mattress . . . then my car exploded.  god, i knew i was flaming hot, but this is incredible.  justin will be so f*&cking jealous.
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: walkonby on January 07, 2005, 08:01:00 pm
or for something even more amusing, this kid is playing the next day after gwar, at rechter.  i just know that oderus will have a comment on that one.
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: vansmack on January 07, 2005, 08:37:00 pm
What in the hell are you talking about?
 
 Please tell me you left yourself signed in and some friend of yours is playing pranks on you with your board account?
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: walkonby on January 09, 2005, 10:53:00 am
didn't you hear that a. carter ran over a mattress yesterday in florida with his suv, and the thing blew up, and he barely got away??
 
 those famous people are so amusing.
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: vansmack on January 10, 2005, 02:42:00 pm
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Originally posted by walkonby:
  didn't you hear that a. carter ran over a mattress yesterday in florida with his suv, and the thing blew up, and he barely got away??
 
 those famous people are so amusing.
I did hear that, but I guess I didn't realize that you were referring to that in your first post.
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: walkonby on January 10, 2005, 04:09:00 pm
it's ok.
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: vansmack on January 10, 2005, 04:13:00 pm
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Originally posted by walkonby:
  it's ok.
Thanks.  I will get over it, it was just late on a Friday afternoon.....
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on January 27, 2024, 10:43:35 pm
peak, stupid.
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 27, 2024, 11:13:19 pm
peak, stupid.
WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on January 27, 2024, 11:25:07 pm
peak, stupid.
WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.

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Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 28, 2024, 01:05:54 am
peak, stupid.
WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.

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HE HAS RETURNED!! HOSANNA IN EXCELSUS!!
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: Yada on January 28, 2024, 09:29:51 am
One down, one to go
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 28, 2024, 11:27:01 am
I’m not sure I believe this is him

Name a sport you were an active participant in your youth
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on January 28, 2024, 04:34:00 pm
I’m not sure I believe this is him

Name a sport you were an active participant in your youth

The old me, would have said, sex with elementary school teachers, but the new me, would just say . . . none, kind sir.
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: sweetcell on January 28, 2024, 04:35:24 pm
peak, stupid.
WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.

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walkies is a lover, not a fighter
Title: Re: carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire
Post by: nkotb on January 28, 2024, 08:32:43 pm
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I’m not sure I believe this is him

Name a sport you were an active participant in your youth

The old me, would have said, sex with elementary school teachers, but the new me, would just say . . . none, kind sir.