Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...

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The Lost Children of ?Runaway Train?

The video for Soul Asylum?s 1993 smash hit featured real missing kids. Some came home; some never did.

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25 years ago today...



Magic Johnson announced he was HIV Positive.

[godsshoeshine]

I take delivery of the Porsche Macan next week.  It's been making its way from Stuttgart Leipzig and now that the VW Settlement has been approved, we have reached agreement with the dealer as well.  I'm pretty stoked.

I've never been a fan of white cars but my mom swears by them.

This is my third white car.  I've had red (and the wife's car is red) but was constantly pulled over.  I thought about going back to dark gray, but I really wanted the beige interior, and didn't like the beige/gray combo.  For me, it's a black car that I'd never own - impossible to keep clean.

my president is black, my prius too

[vansmack]

my president is black, my prius too

I guess I'm just thinking for the future:

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

shouldn't you be getting one of these then

[vansmack]

shouldn't you be getting one of these then

One comma short.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

shouldn't you be getting one of these then

One comma short.

grrr with the freakin grammar police
I come to the 930 forum to free myself from the shackles of English grammar and spelling

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

I believe he was saying his income was one comma short (Tres commas) to afford the pictured car, not taking shots at your grammar.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

dang...feeling a little sensitive today
is it Wednesday yet!

[godsshoeshine]

I'm just bummed I cant use my joke anymore in a few months

[vansmack]

my president is black, my prius too

I'm just bummed I cant use my joke anymore in a few months

My black car was cool back when there was a black president?

[vansmack]

I believe he was saying his income was one comma short (Tres commas) to afford the pictured car, not taking shots at your grammar.

This.  I would correct your grammar in red with proper Metalinguistic Feedback.

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

I was going to post this article about Apple making a $299 coffee table book with photos of their devices throughout the years in the When Reality Reflects The Onion thread, but I decided I would rather see you tee off on this instead. So, have at it. . .

[ggw]

my president is black, my prius too

I guess I'm just thinking for the future:

Nice.  You got the S model, I hope.

[shemptiness]

Rockville Porsche has 14 in stock, starting at $53,615.