Mary J. Bilge

bilge

[ggw]

Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
 CQ body splash
 

Congressional Quarterly makes a body splash?

[mankie]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   

Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
 CQ body splash
 

Congressional Quarterly makes a body splash? [/b]

I thought he meant Colin Quinn...who the hell wants to smell like Colin Quinn?

[Jaguär]

Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
  "Here is a list of beloved activities of the gay culture straights have shamefully copied!  Read it and cry for the future of the gay lifestyle!"
 
 Dildo play
 Cumming on faces (commonly referred to as "facials")
 Penis piercings
 Dirty talk (includes answering machine messages and phone dating lines)
 Biker tattoos (and the biker culture in general)
 CQ body splash
 "Butch" crew cuts
 Key chains with lots of keys that don't have locks
 Sexual asphyxiation
 Rimming
 Enemas  
 Ricky Martin-style silk shirts
 Italian silver cock rings
 Coconut scent hair gel
 Promiscuous, anonymous sex in public places
 Barebacking (sex without condoms)
 Thong and Speedo swimwear
 Ass slapping during sex

Just like triangles, rainbows and the color lavender, gays do not own any of these things. In fact, if it weren't for "barebacking", none of us would even be here to argue needlessly about this.
 
 They can keep the rimming and enemas.  

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Since when did straights copy barebacking? Seems like they have been doing that since, oh, about the time of Adam and Eve, or whoever was the first to reproduce.

bilge

[Celeste]

Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
  I should listen to a man who asked Celeste to sign this pre-nup..?

This is ridiculous! When a woman marries a man, she is supposed to do whatever he demands of her sexually. It's her wifely duty.

[mankie]

Originally posted by Jaguär:
 

They can keep the rimming and enemas.    

[markie]

erm, Jag, do you really want to see Mankie in Thong and Speedo swimwear?

[mankie]

Originally posted by Bubba:
  erm, Jag, do you really want to see Mankie in Thong and Speedo swimwear?

Oh yeah, sorry, delete that one too!

[markie]

Penis piercings?

[markie]

acutually the list is pretty poor, Prince Albert was a penis piercing pioneer way before it was legal to be homosexual......

[mankie]

Originally posted by Bubba:
  Penis piercings?

Doesn't have to be my wee-wee, she can pierce someone else's.

[mankie]

I'll pass on the Ricky Martin style silk shirts too, I'll let markie keep that one.
 
 BTW...if it's Ricky Martin style and he's not gay   :roll:  how the hell could the straight folk have copied it from them?

[Celeste]

Originally posted by mankie:
  ...if it's Ricky Martin style and he's not gay    :roll:   how the hell could the straight folk have copied it from them?

keep thinking about it...he is SO gay!