930 - both the club and the board - brings us many joys. seth telling us the jesus lizard are coming. appearance of cupcakes in staph's ears. announcement of a line-up for a festival that many had assumed wasn't happening at all. a hilarious reply or a savage put-down on this board.
BUT these joys are fleeting and unpredictable. there is, however, one source of merriment that we can count on:
WEBLEBRITY is a bitch day!!! june 17th is like christmas 'round these parts, so go ahead - get yourself a gin & tonic, crank up "the bitch is back" (or ben fold's version of
Bitches ain't sh!t), and keep those tickets flowing*. this being a young holiday, proposal for other appropriate forms of celebration are always welcome but you've only got until midnight to suggest them!
we all need WEBLEBRITY is a bitch day, because, let's face it, it really can be. pass the hors d'oeuvres, and happy bitch day!!!
* given current economic conditions, tickets for the van morrison show are excluded from this year's holiday.
