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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1095 on: March 03, 2017, 03:08:29 pm »
Ed Sheeran Admits He Once 'Cracked Justin Bieber Right in the Face' With a Golf Club

http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop/7710087/ed-sheeran-hit-justin-bieber-golf-club-guardian-interview

I'm torn on this one as cracking Justin Bieber sounds pretty punk rock but using a golf club most certainly does not.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1096 on: March 22, 2017, 09:39:11 am »
A Masterchef winner has opened a restaurant where diners are served food on the backs of their hands as the so-called 'no plates' fad reaches a new extreme.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/masterchef-winner-causes-stir-with-new-restaurant-which-serves-food-directly-onto-diners-hands-a3495896.html

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1098 on: March 23, 2017, 09:49:33 am »
People are trolling the shit out of Cracker Barrel's FB page ever since someone known only as "Brad's Wife" was fired. Apparently the husband, Brad, posted "Why did you fire my wife?" and the internet basically took over from there.

https://www.facebook.com/crackerbarrel/

Pure gold.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1099 on: March 23, 2017, 09:52:24 am »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1100 on: March 29, 2017, 12:03:39 pm »
A bust of Real Madrid and Portugal superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been slammed as "questionable" and "horrifying" after it was unveiled at the Aeroporto da Madeira.
 
"For a very handsome man, Ronaldo has had some appalling luck with statue-makers" - luck?  or revenge of the average-looking?
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1101 on: March 29, 2017, 12:16:39 pm »
A bust of Real Madrid and Portugal superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been slammed as "questionable" and "horrifying" after it was unveiled at the Aeroporto da Madeira.
 
"For a very handsome man, Ronaldo has had some appalling luck with statue-makers" - luck?  or revenge of the average-looking?
Perhaps we have a Dorian Gray situation on our hands. . .
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1102 on: March 29, 2017, 01:10:55 pm »
A bust of Real Madrid and Portugal superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been slammed as "questionable" and "horrifying" after it was unveiled at the Aeroporto da Madeira.
 
"For a very handsome man, Ronaldo has had some appalling luck with statue-makers" - luck?  or revenge of the average-looking?
Can't believe people are handsome-shaming him. Sad!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1103 on: March 29, 2017, 01:52:49 pm »
^ both of the above replies are excellent.  this is why i come to this board.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1104 on: March 31, 2017, 06:38:45 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1105 on: March 31, 2017, 06:40:15 pm »
I really prefer the bulge one


speaking of, found this fantastic one
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1107 on: April 18, 2017, 11:21:33 am »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1109 on: April 28, 2017, 03:34:50 pm »
DC forgets to withhold Social Security and Medicare taxes from employees paychecks.  For 10 years.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Social-Security-Medicare-Wasnt-Withheld-From-Hundreds-of-DC-Government-Employees-Paychecks-420747533.html