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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #91 on: April 19, 2012, 01:56:57 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #92 on: April 20, 2012, 01:12:12 pm »
not sure if this really belongs here, then again i'm not sure where it belongs:

university to use smelly fish fertilizer to break up 4/20 gathering:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/20/us/university-colorado-marijuana-rally/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

(can't see how any fertilizer in the world can be worse than what some of those hippies smell like...)
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #93 on: April 20, 2012, 01:21:19 pm »
not sure if this really belongs here, then again i'm not sure where it belongs:

university to use smelly fish fertilizer to break up 4/20 gathering:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/20/us/university-colorado-marijuana-rally/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

(can't see how any fertilizer in the world can be worse than what some of those hippies smell like...)

Pot-stink, hippie-stink, fish-stink. What a lovely day....
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #94 on: April 20, 2012, 01:39:38 pm »

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #95 on: April 20, 2012, 05:00:43 pm »
not sure if this really belongs here, then again i'm not sure where it belongs:

university to use smelly fish fertilizer to break up 4/20 gathering:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/20/us/university-colorado-marijuana-rally/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

(can't see how any fertilizer in the world can be worse than what some of those hippies smell like...)

Pot-stink, hippie-stink, fish-stink. What a lovely day....

Sounds like it will smell like a dirty whore convention.

Bet this will all backfire and the neighbors and local businesses will be really pissed off once the day is through and the stink from all those dead rotten fish continue to waft through the air. 
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #96 on: April 25, 2012, 02:35:51 pm »
Koala Bear Urinates on Boy Band Members, May Have Given Them STD
http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/koala-bear-urinates-one-direction-liam-payne-harry-styles-chlamydia
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #97 on: April 25, 2012, 05:20:01 pm »
Koala Bear Urinates on Boy Band Members, May Have Given Them STD
http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/koala-bear-urinates-one-direction-liam-payne-harry-styles-chlamydia

Certainly a more original story than saying you got it from a dirty toilet seat.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #98 on: April 26, 2012, 02:42:37 pm »
New site promises hot people a free ride
The Internet blew up Wednesday over Misstravel.com, a site that launched April 9. According to its founder, Brandon Wade, the site connects rich people with good-looking people who want to gallivant around the world on the rich person's dime.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/25/travel/misstravel-dating-site/index.html

hey smackie... hope you've been saving up ;D
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #100 on: May 26, 2012, 05:25:06 pm »
This story could just as easily make the 'Bacon' thread, or even the 'Beer' thread. Could be right out of a John Waters movie! She couldn't have picked a better named store either.

Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage

Make sure you read the entire article, right down to the very end. It's full of all kinds of insanity!!!  :o :D ;D :D :o
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #101 on: May 26, 2012, 07:18:52 pm »
This story could just as easily make the 'Bacon' thread, or even the 'Beer' thread. Could be right out of a John Waters movie! She couldn't have picked a better named store either.

Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage

Make sure you read the entire article, right down to the very end. It's full of all kinds of insanity!!!  :o :D ;D :D :o

And the comments from "Top Commenters" are just as classy. Makes me glad that "minority" babies now outnumber white.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #102 on: May 26, 2012, 08:14:07 pm »
I must have some sort of over-active virus protection going on because I can't see any comments. Or maybe it's the proxy server I changed to recently which I'm convinced has slowed down my surfing potential. Sometimes you just can't win for being careful!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #103 on: May 31, 2012, 04:47:26 pm »
Whoops, nothing to see here....
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #104 on: June 08, 2012, 05:33:58 pm »
must-read: http://ohno-polio.tumblr.com/post/24599718126

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