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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #195 on: June 19, 2013, 12:20:26 am »
It's funny, cuz y'know, dog hearing.

that is correct.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #196 on: June 24, 2013, 02:48:48 pm »
http://mobile.avclub.com/articles/black-veil-brides-caught-using-fake-stage-amps,99352/?mobile=true

Band caught using fake amps.. although I think the second picture is far funnier
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #197 on: July 02, 2013, 04:27:50 pm »
Dennis Rodman Says He Deserves Consideration for Nobel Peace Prize (for his "diplomatic" mission to north korea)

Rodman: "My mission is to break the ice between hostile countries. Why it?s been left to me to smooth things over, I don?t know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it?s the black guy?s [Obama's] job. But I?ll tell you this: If I don?t finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something?s seriously wrong."

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1691480-dennis-rodman-says-he-deserves-consideration-for-nobel-peace-prize
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #199 on: July 19, 2013, 12:54:16 pm »
http://now.msn.com/westboro-baptist-church-founders-dead-mother-turned-gay-by-satanic-temple

Satanists claim they've turned Westboro founder's dead mom gay
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After the Westboro Baptist Church threatened to picket the funerals of Boston Marathon bombing victims, a group calling itself the Satanic Temple decided that enough was enough. So they performed a "Pink Mass" at the grave of Westboro founder Fred Phelps's mother ? a ritual they claim has made her a lesbian. "We believe that Fred Phelps is obligated to believe that his mother is now gay in the afterlife," Satanic Temple spokesperson Lucien Greaves told Vice. Same-sex couples are invited to visit her Miss. grave and make out so that Phelps's mother will be "pleasured in the afterlife" (by lady spirits, we assume). The Temple says it will turn more of Phelps's dead relatives gay if the Westboro Baptists continue to "picket funerals or applaud horrific terrorist actions." [Source]

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #200 on: August 01, 2013, 01:56:39 pm »
http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-06-07/odd-jobs-turning-your-ashes-into-a-vinyl-record

You can have your 'cremains' pressed into a record. You can even pay extra to have the company write a song just for you.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #202 on: August 30, 2013, 06:39:36 am »
Foam Finger Inventor Says Miley Cyrus 'Degraded an Honorable Icon'

http://www.thewrap.com/music/article/foam-finger-inventor-prefers-julie-andrews-miley-cyrus-114036
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #203 on: September 03, 2013, 04:54:24 pm »
Samantha Lynn Goudie, Drunk Girl, Blows .341 In Jail, Tweets 'YOLO'

My fucking hero

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/03/samantha-lynn-goudie-drunk-girl-341-tweets-yolo_n_3859634.html
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #204 on: September 11, 2013, 01:34:17 pm »
Bloodhound Gang members may be put in wanted list for desecrating Russian flag

http://indrus.in/news/2013/09/09/bloodhound_gang_members_may_be_put_in_wanted_list_for_desecrating_russia_29203.html
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #205 on: September 12, 2013, 06:19:18 pm »
Mumford and Sons got booted from an Atlanta strip club, dagnabbit!

"According to TMZ, it was karaoke night at Clermont, and Mumfords? Ben Lovett hit the stage to sing some Bon Jovi and Loverboy. The band snapped some pics of their mate in action, but were quickly confronted by security. Words were exchanged, ?Don?t cha know who I am??s were spewed, Marcus took off his straw hat and vest, rolled up his denim sleeves, and raised his fists, but ultimately security resolved the situation by booting the band from the venue.

http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/09/mumford-and-sons-got-booted-from-an-atlanta-strip-club-dagnabbit/
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #206 on: September 13, 2013, 08:37:40 am »
This line can't be true, can it?

Mumford and Sons got booted from an Atlanta strip club, dagnabbit!

"Marcus took off his straw hat and vest, rolled up his denim sleeves, and raised his fists

http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/09/mumford-and-sons-got-booted-from-an-atlanta-strip-club-dagnabbit/

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #207 on: September 13, 2013, 09:10:42 am »
This line can't be true, can it?

Mumford and Sons got booted from an Atlanta strip club, dagnabbit!

"Marcus took off his straw hat and vest, rolled up his denim sleeves, and raised his fists

http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/09/mumford-and-sons-got-booted-from-an-atlanta-strip-club-dagnabbit/


hahha... I doubt it, but it's funny as all hell.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #208 on: September 13, 2013, 09:34:33 am »
I can't get the TMZ video to play, but the screen capture shows the straw hat.  These guys are one step away from becoming Civil War re-enactors
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #209 on: September 13, 2013, 12:32:44 pm »
http://adhoc.fm/post/one-direction-fan-kills-chihuahua-after-band-doesn/
"One Direction Fan Reportedly Kills Chihuahua After Band Doesn't Follow Her on Twitter"

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A fan of the world-conquering boy band, One Direction, reportedly killed her pet chihuahua after the band didn't respond to her on Twitter. The woman posted a photo of a chihuahua being choked, demanding the members of One Direction to "FOLLOW ME OR I'LL BREAK MY DOG'S NECK." After a couple weeks with no response, she posted a photo of her with a seemingly dead dog and the caption, "I LOVE YOU PLEASE FOLLOW ME MY DOG JUST DIED." This is obviously incredibly disturbing-- but, fortunately, it's starting to look like a hoax. The woman has also posted similar tweets, with fairly absurd pictures, threatening to kill her mom and blend her cat if One Direction doesn't follow her. Regardless of the story's truth, angry 1D fans have started a petition to imprison her. What a world we live in. (via The Daily Mail. Their pictures are a little NSFW and also just fucked up.)