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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #270 on: April 16, 2014, 12:48:25 pm »
?I?m forever near a stereo saying, ?What the fuck is this garbage?? And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.?


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translation . . . i wasnt as successful or huge or sold as many albums or filled as many seats or made an lasting impact, like they did, so they must, indeed, suck.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #271 on: April 16, 2014, 12:56:59 pm »
I like them . . . so sue me

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #272 on: April 16, 2014, 02:35:44 pm »
?I have never eaten here but their logo is a PENIS WITH A MOUSTACHE. 5 stars.?

http://www.arlnow.com/2014/04/16/despite-ridicule-from-yelp-reviewers-ballston-cafe-keeps-phallic-sign/

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #273 on: April 16, 2014, 02:57:51 pm »
I like them . . . so sue me
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #275 on: April 17, 2014, 10:30:41 am »
apparently DC is full of dorks, ebcause kickball is popular.  so here is some social guidance on how to behave on a kickball team:

Adult Kickball Team Email: Please Don't Fuck Your Teammates Yet
http://deadspin.com/adult-kickball-team-email-please-dont-fuck-your-teamma-1564098194
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #277 on: April 17, 2014, 02:03:21 pm »
apparently DC is full of dorks, ebcause kickball is popular.  so here is some social guidance on how to behave on a kickball team:

Adult Kickball Team Email: Please Don't Fuck Your Teammates Yet
http://deadspin.com/adult-kickball-team-email-please-dont-fuck-your-teamma-1564098194
I laughed so hard at this.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #278 on: April 21, 2014, 03:09:24 pm »
One mans quest to purchase every copy of Speed on VHS and to build a mobile museum to display them explained thru simplistic Freudian archetypes.

http://m.vice.com/read/this-guy-is-trying-to-collect-every-single-copy-of-the-movie-speed-on-vhs
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #280 on: April 28, 2014, 09:47:10 pm »

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #281 on: May 05, 2014, 10:26:28 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #283 on: May 06, 2014, 01:57:42 pm »
Man in Florida is attempting to legally marry his laptop that is filled with porn:

http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/florida-gay-marriage-troll/

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #284 on: May 07, 2014, 08:58:46 pm »
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