When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

nice!  I wonder if I can get Bunny's contact info, I've got some work for him

[Justin Tonation]

Suge Knight shot 6 times at Chris Brown?s pre-VMAs party in Los Angeles

The rap mogul was reportedly seriously injured and rushed to the hospital, where he is said to be recovering in ICU. Knight and two others were reportedly the victims of shots said to be aimed at Brown and possibly Justin Bieber. All the victims are expected to recover, the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department said in a statement.

[kosmo vinyl]

That Jailed Scott Weiland Impersonator Had a Stone Temple Pilots Cover Band

http://www.spin.com/articles/scott-weiland-impersonator-stone-tempered-pilots-meth-jail/

It was funny when he was in jail four weeks claiming to be Scott Weiland and no one questioned it, this makes it even more orionesque. 

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Child firing Uzi at Arizona shooting range accidentally kills instructor, police say

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/08/26/us/arizona-girl-fatal-shooting-accident/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

[Justin Tonation]

Child firing Uzi at Arizona shooting range accidentally kills instructor, police say

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/08/26/us/arizona-girl-fatal-shooting-accident/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Therefore, it's the little girl's fault.

[vansmack]

Filmed by her father.

Where was the good guy with the gun to prevent this from happening?

[betao]

Getting his perfect score, a few ranges down.

[sweetcell]

guys, you all need to stop talking about this tragedy - partially out of respect for the deceased, but mostly because there aren't any arguments that the gun nuts can make right now, and the idiocy of their position is laid bare, and frankly, it's an awkward situation to be in.

thanks.

[Relaxer]

If only the instructor had been armed before teaching her how to use the gun that she then killed him with, this never would have happened.

[Justin Tonation]

Navy unveils special Storm Trooper uniforms for Ohio State game

[Rogue Riderhood]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2736376/Deputy-killed-former-Napster-COO-drifting-bike-lane-distracted-laptop-NOT-face-charges-answering-work-related-email.html
So if you are a cop you can drive while using a COMPUTER, and KILL a guy by drifting into the bike lane; but you will not get into trouble, as long as you were answering a work email?

[i am gay and i like cats]

cops, are above, the law.  just ask reno nine, one, one.

and who, are you, anyway?  i smell, a tarp.

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

and who, are you, anyway?  i smell, a tarp.

Its kil,lsa,ly a,k,a, hex,en,jagd,.

[i am gay and i like cats]

i thought as much.  i enjoyed that comma before the end, period.  good one.

[Rogue Riderhood]

What?