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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #345 on: September 19, 2014, 01:43:31 pm »
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Shut it down. Thread over. It's all downhill from here. Nothing is more When Reality Reflects The Onion than that.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #346 on: October 07, 2014, 10:56:49 am »
Woman turns herself in to get unflattering photo off police Facebook page

Don?t you just hate it when an unflattering photo of you ends up online?

So does Monica Hargrove, and she did what any of us might do: The 34-year-old called the person who had posted the offending image and asked that it be taken down.

But the person tagging her on Facebook wasn?t a friend. It was the Columbus police, who had a warrant for her arrest on an aggravated-robbery charge.

The division?s public-information team posted Hargrove?s mug shot on Sept. 10 on its Facebook page with a description of the charge: On Aug. 30, police said, she gave a friend a ride to a pharmacy to pick up a prescription and then robbed the friend.

Hargrove called police and said she wanted her picture taken off the page. The detective said sure, just come on down to headquarters. She did and was promptly locked up.

She since has been indicted on robbery, aggravated-robbery and kidnapping charges.

In the end, though, she did get her way: Her photo is gone from the Police Division?s Facebook page.

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2014/10/07/vanity-carries-high-price-for-woman.html
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #347 on: October 07, 2014, 11:22:30 am »
I've a friend who is a police officer in NY and they very often make fake profiles of cute girls and track what 'perps' are up to. So be careful who ya 'friend'.  Still can't get JF to accept my invite :(
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #348 on: October 07, 2014, 12:49:45 pm »
I've a friend who is a police officer in NY and they very often make fake profiles of cute girls and track what 'perps' are up to. So be careful who ya 'friend'.  Still can't get JF to accept my invite :(
why would you want to be james fords FB friend? What about him makes you go "hey I would like more of this in another venue?" His crass, assholeish condescension?
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #349 on: October 07, 2014, 12:56:26 pm »
Thank goodness the guy wasnt home or he might be dead.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/07/us/georgia-okra-marijuana-raid/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #350 on: October 07, 2014, 01:29:57 pm »
I've a friend who is a police officer in NY and they very often make fake profiles of cute girls and track what 'perps' are up to. So be careful who ya 'friend'.  Still can't get JF to accept my invite :(
why would you want to be james fords FB friend? What about him makes you go "hey I would like more of this in another venue?" His crass, assholeish condescension?
the irony was lost there....
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #351 on: October 07, 2014, 03:06:53 pm »
Lab grown Penises ready to be tested

"The team has already engineered six human penises that are ready for transplantation...the researchers hope that they could be used all over the world to help people..."

anyone need some help?
« Last Edit: October 07, 2014, 03:09:12 pm by Sidehatch »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #352 on: October 10, 2014, 12:01:14 pm »
Chris Pronger hired by NHL to oversee player safety, discipline

Are you fucking kidding me? This is tantamount to the NBA naming Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson Fan Experience Liasons.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #353 on: October 10, 2014, 01:00:15 pm »
Chris Pronger hired by NHL to oversee player safety, discipline

Are you fucking kidding me? This is tantamount to the NBA naming Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson Fan Experience Liasons.

"Pronger during his playing career was among the more outspoken NHL players and was respected for his intelligent opinions on a number of matters."

this isn't a reflection of the Onion, this IS the Onion.  fucking hell.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #354 on: October 10, 2014, 01:30:26 pm »
his intelligent opinions on a number of matters...
TIL sociopathic grinning in response to press questions about your battery of countless other human beings constitutes "intelligent opinion on a number of matters".
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #356 on: October 10, 2014, 01:56:39 pm »
that link is worth $10! ^^
or $15 worth of RB products
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #357 on: October 10, 2014, 05:05:40 pm »
that link is worth millions to some law firm.

but yeay for us, $10!!!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #358 on: October 11, 2014, 01:22:23 pm »
i have never tasted red,bull.  am i missing, out?

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #359 on: October 11, 2014, 01:51:49 pm »
i have never tasted red,bull.  am i missing, out?
Its literally the worst drink I've ever tasted.
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