When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[ggw]

Explaining the joke always makes it funnier...

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

Explaining the joke always makes it funnier...

To be fair, it wasn't one of my better efforts to begin with.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

GOP leader accidentally tells the truth

article/content is mediocre, but that's a great headline msnbc

[Justin Tonation]

Rapper 50 Cent visits Linthicum Heights liquor store

An AA County exclusive!

[betao]

Man calls police to tell them he's "too high", is later found covered in doritos

http://wtvr.com/2015/10/08/man-who-calls-police-to-say-hes-too-high-found-in-pile-of-doritos/

[Justin Tonation]

Man tries to put out garbage fire by driving over it in a van loaded with ammunition

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

Man tries to put out garbage fire by driving over it in a van loaded with ammunition

Clicked on it totally expecting it to be "A Florida man". Was surprised.

[sweetcell]

file under "jokes that write themselves":

Westboro Baptist Church tells ?fake Christian? Kim Davis to issue marriage licenses for same-sex couples
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/westboro-baptist-church-tells-fake-christian-kim-davis-to-issue-marriage-licenses-for-same-sex-couples/


Kim Davis To Receive Wrath Of Westboro Baptist Church On Monday: The infamous hate group will protest Davis for being a "fake Christian" and "self-righteous hypocrite."
http://www.newnownext.com/kim-davis-to-receive-wrath-of-westboro-baptist-church-on-monday/10/2015/

[killsaly]

Officer accused of biting man's testicle no longer on force
http://foxbaltimore.com/news/local/officer-accused-of-biting-mans-testicle-no-longer-on-force

A Baltimore man is no longer an Anne Arundel County police officer after he was charged for public intoxication and biting another man's testicles during a fight outside a bar while he was off-duty on Cinco de Mayo.

[ggw]

Actual Dead Sow Confusion at Zombicon Festival of Living Dead

[vansmack]

Hunters shoot two moose before realizing they were firing into a zoo

[walk,on,by]

I, read that.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Hunters shoot two moose before realizing they were firing into a zoo

OMG LOL!!

[killsaly]

Russian Ambassador Uses Photo of Actor Kal Penn in Tweet About Terrorists
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/russian-ambassador-mistakenly-uses-photo-actor-kal-penn-tweet-about-n449181
The Tweet and Image:

US threatens to stop helping Iraq against ISIL if Baghdad asks Russia for help. The terrorists must be rejoicing

The only problem was that the "terrorist" depicted in the image was actually an image of American actor Kal Penn from the stoner comedy "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay," during an imagined fantasy sequence of a paranoid airplane passenger.

[killsaly]

Minnesota Woman Accused of Asking to ?Taste? Children
http://time.com/4084490/minnesota-woman-crime-children-stalking/

(CHAMPLIN, Minn.) ? A suburban Minneapolis woman is accused of sending anonymous notes to a neighboring family saying that she wanted to ?taste? their children.

Champlin Deputy Police Chief Ty Schmidt said 38-year-old Carrie Pernula was charged Thursday by summons with stalking and disorderly conduct.

Police say Pernula was upset because the children made noise and left items in her yard.

WCCO-TV reports the first anonymous note arrived Sept. 27 by mail and said: ?The children look delicious. May I have a taste?? The family has two elementary school students.

The family then began to receive magazine subscriptions addressed to ?tasty children.?

Police traced the magazines and arrested Pernula last Friday. She was released from jail Monday.

Pernula?s attorney, Debbie Lang, called it ?an unfortunate and complicated situation for everyone involved.?