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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #975 on: August 03, 2016, 07:33:10 am »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #977 on: August 03, 2016, 05:45:15 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #978 on: August 05, 2016, 10:28:22 am »
Mayor of Fairfax arrested for Distributing Meth (in exchange for gay sex)

To steal a phraseology from Bill Maher: I don't know for a fact he went to Ohio State, I just know it's true.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #979 on: August 05, 2016, 12:52:16 pm »
Toronto residents call the police on man with rifle; turns out to be cardboard cutout of The Terminator

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/08/04/man-seen-with-a-gun-in-toronto-turns-out-to-be-terminator-cutout.html

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #981 on: August 12, 2016, 03:19:08 pm »
Dennis Rodman Claims To Have Broken His Penis Three Times

Article itself is SFW but the included video probably is not.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #982 on: August 15, 2016, 11:10:40 am »
Dennis Rodman Claims To Have Broken His Penis Three Times

Article itself is SFW but the included video probably is not.
He told this story for Viceland's "Party Legends" and I binged on this show over the weekend. Holy crap. So funny. Hit the Vice YouTube channel and look it up, they have a few of the full episodes up there. Stories about partying from famous actors, comedians, musicians, authors. Great stuff.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #983 on: August 16, 2016, 10:51:10 pm »
You-know-who will surely respond to this:

McDonald's hands out activity trackers with Happy Meals
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #984 on: August 16, 2016, 11:32:58 pm »
Where's Billy?  He just ate at McDonalds. Let's look at the activity tracker that we got in his Happy Meal. Oh look, he's on the shitter.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #985 on: August 16, 2016, 11:39:31 pm »
You-know-who will surely respond to this:

McDonald's hands out activity trackers with Happy Meals
I don't care about truckers BMIs. They're already less than people.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #986 on: August 17, 2016, 09:57:09 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #988 on: August 22, 2016, 04:09:08 pm »
'Americans everywhere' as wind blows 1,500 U.S. partiers to Canada

An estimated 1,500 Americans illegally and unexpectedly washed up in Canada late Sunday after strong winds blew them across the St. Clair River near Sarnia, Ont.

They were participating in the annual Port Huron Float Down, during which people simply float down the river on rafts, inner tubes and other flotation devices from Port Huron, Mich.

High winds pushed them to a number of points along the Canadian shore. They had to be rescued by Sarnia police, the OPP, the Canadian Coast Guard, Canada Border Service Agency and employees from a nearby chemical company Lanxess Canada

continued: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/floatdown-sarnia-americans-wash-ashore-1.3730792

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
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