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Re: For Walky
« Reply #331 on: February 18, 2013, 05:02:45 am »
HOW TO CLEAN A CAT:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,
The DOG
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Re: For Walky
« Reply #332 on: February 18, 2013, 12:36:31 pm »
OMG I have something to contribute here.


https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/303376303179055104
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Re: For Walky
« Reply #333 on: February 18, 2013, 05:14:16 pm »
i'll take it . . . was he serious, or just mispelled the food?  lol!  i like saying lol!

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Re: For Walky
« Reply #334 on: February 19, 2013, 01:59:55 pm »
http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/19/tracy-morgan-alec-baldwin-apology-photog-ny-30-rock/


tracy :  a white man just used an offensive "word" toward a black person, so he should apologize asap, right now, that is not acceptable, no way no how, that is a disgace.

tracy :  a straight man just went on a tirade against gay people on stage . . . totally acceptable according to tracy, and everybody is "too pc" nowaday, people need to lighten up and realize its just a word.

fuck you tracy morgan.

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Re: For Walky
« Reply #335 on: February 19, 2013, 10:56:36 pm »
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Re: For Walky
« Reply #337 on: February 24, 2013, 02:49:17 pm »

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Re: For Walky
« Reply #338 on: March 01, 2013, 07:24:51 pm »
FUKIT


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Re: For Walky
« Reply #341 on: March 15, 2013, 08:28:46 am »
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PORTMAN_GAY_MARRIAGE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-03-15-07-32-57

"hey . . . i dont support hate anymore, atleast thats what im telling my fag son and the media now.  youll still vote for me next time, right?  i cant believe im having to admit this but anythiing to keep my job"

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Re: For Walky
« Reply #342 on: March 15, 2013, 11:25:58 am »
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PORTMAN_GAY_MARRIAGE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-03-15-07-32-57

"hey . . . i dont support hate anymore, atleast thats what im telling my fag son and the media now.  youll still vote for me next time, right?  i cant believe im having to admit this but anythiing to keep my job"

I kind of shook my head when I saw this story on TV earlier today.  (Although as I have expressed in the past, not agreeing with someone does not equal hate IMHO), I do think this has a pretty decent chance of being a shallow and disingenuous move.
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Re: For Walky
« Reply #343 on: March 18, 2013, 09:43:01 am »
http://news.yahoo.com/colo-sheriff-refuses-enforce-gun-control-bills-024608155.html

"hey i aint gonna enforce them there democrat laws."

then you'll be out of job fuckhead.  great, then you'll be another once of those losers that shoots up the place after you are fired.  just put him out of our misery now.  no background check needed for that.

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Re: For Walky
« Reply #344 on: March 18, 2013, 10:08:10 am »
my partner is correct . . . i need to stop taking the news so seriously in the morning.  i get all upset for no reason.  life is too short and i dont want to have a heart attack.  i wanna die while fucking.