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shemptiness

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #1125 on: June 14, 2015, 01:13:49 pm »

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« Reply #1127 on: June 17, 2015, 10:26:14 pm »
FUKIT

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #1128 on: June 17, 2015, 11:02:30 pm »
Fuck you, sirius xm.

Julian, Semi-Retired WUNDERKIND

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« Reply #1129 on: June 18, 2015, 03:01:36 pm »

I have spent hours on this. (Click for high-res.)
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« Reply #1130 on: June 18, 2015, 05:38:50 pm »

I have spent hours on this. (Click for high-res.)


Who is that?
FUKIT

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« Reply #1131 on: June 18, 2015, 05:42:11 pm »

I have spent hours on this. (Click for high-res.)


Who is that?
Anna Kendrick. Star of the Pitch Perfect films.
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« Reply #1132 on: June 18, 2015, 07:08:08 pm »
don't get me started...

killsaly

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« Reply #1133 on: June 18, 2015, 07:10:20 pm »
If anyone needs employment in the Columbia, MD area...
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/29343345/professional-cuddling
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Rob Andrews, his wife Tiffany and a business partner plan to open a cuddle store called Tender Embrace in the Columbia area sometime this year.

The idea came to them because of difficult times spent apart when Rob was deployed while serving in the U.S. Marine Corps.

For as little as $40, you can cuddle with a stranger for a relaxing and stress free session.

The company lists Double Cuddles for $120 and an Overnight Cuddle session for $500.

There is Entertainment Cuddle that includes movies or video games with snacks or beverages.

The company says it's completely safe, platonic and therapeutic and their website has pictures and biographies of the three cuddlers who are already on staff.

Some of the rules include arriving for your session recently showered, without perfume or cologne and try to have fresh breath.

Under the Frequently Asked Questions section online, the company addresses what to do is a "natural reaction" occurs.

The cuddler may request a change in position to make sure the session stays platonic and safe.

If you are interested in becoming a cuddler - they are hiring!


Justin Tonation

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #1134 on: June 18, 2015, 07:42:53 pm »
Gentrification comes to Columbia....
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hutch

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« Reply #1135 on: June 18, 2015, 07:56:38 pm »
seems like a good fit for keetebug...

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« Reply #1136 on: June 18, 2015, 09:25:39 pm »

I have spent hours on this. (Click for high-res.)


Who is that?
Anna Kendrick. Star of the Pitch Perfect films.


Would it deeply surprise you if I said I have no idea in hell what Pitch Perfect is/was?  Remember I am NOT a movie person at all.  I go see a flick about once every 8-10 years, if that often.
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« Reply #1137 on: June 18, 2015, 09:30:42 pm »
Since it is all the rage to 'Identify" as whatever the fuck you want to identify as, and as a result it is required for all of society to accept you as that, I hereby identify myself as a multi-billionaire and majority owner of every business in this country.  As a result of this, everyone who has ever interacted with me in any means, virtual or real, will be required to send me a brand new crisp $100 bill.  In addition I shall be given full and unfettered access to all areas of all businesses that I so choose to access.  To not do so will indicate that you are billionaire-phobic, guilty of hate, and be subject to criminal and civil prosecution.  Thank you.  Cash only, no checks.
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« Reply #1138 on: June 18, 2015, 10:05:25 pm »
I will be paying you my portion in Anna Kendrick dollars.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #1139 on: June 18, 2015, 10:12:19 pm »