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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2250 on: December 23, 2015, 10:13:28 am »
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2251 on: December 23, 2015, 10:15:22 am »

Threats of being obese: less likely to be seen as attractive to the opposite sex, shorter lifespan, less likely for males to sire offspring, less likely for females to carry offspring to full term or get pregnant in the first place, less likely to survive harsh environments, less likely to be at optimal health, less likely to be able to physically fight for your offspring and/or yourself against predators. . . Literally every reason why ANYTHING evolves, obesity fights against.

But no, obese people should feel no shame. None at all.  ::)
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2252 on: December 23, 2015, 11:42:01 am »
I never knew that "schlong" was a Yiddish word!

Thank you Trump.... My grandparents spoke Yiddish.. I wonder if they ever used the word... I really can't see it...

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2253 on: December 23, 2015, 11:43:49 am »
Is it better to be schlonged or schorted?

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2254 on: December 23, 2015, 02:00:18 pm »
I watched emmit otter jugband Christmas last night.  I actually, started to cry, from the nostalgia and awesome of it.  im, such a old softee.  (don't go there).

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2255 on: December 23, 2015, 03:07:05 pm »


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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2257 on: December 25, 2015, 12:34:40 pm »
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2258 on: December 28, 2015, 04:48:19 pm »

Actually, let's talk about criminally negligent homicide charges. . .
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2259 on: December 28, 2015, 05:19:29 pm »
is that a seat cover on her chair that has pepperoni and French fries on it, or am I seeing things?

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2260 on: December 28, 2015, 05:26:18 pm »
is that a seat cover on her chair that has pepperoni and French fries on it, or am I seeing things?
Excellent catch! Fatties gonna fat!
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2261 on: December 29, 2015, 11:33:28 am »

This totally happened.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2262 on: December 29, 2015, 11:47:23 am »
There is no way that happened.

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« Reply #2263 on: December 29, 2015, 11:49:39 am »
There is no way that happened.
I was being sarcastic. Of course it never happened.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2264 on: December 29, 2015, 11:52:19 am »
I was just chiming in. I knew you weren't being serious with your commentary on that post.