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« Reply #2325 on: January 12, 2016, 03:24:44 pm »
The reveal as he steps out from behind the vending machine... Wait, how was he behind the vending machine?  Was he out of their vision, to the side of it?   Or was he behind it because he was working on it?  Why did he have to threaten violence against the skinny woman?  Drag her behind his car?  Man the person who wrote this piece of fiction, HATES non-fats.

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« Reply #2326 on: January 12, 2016, 03:26:12 pm »
Yeah and I totally believe that she responded with " I'd be happy to make it up to you, perhaps in the handicapped bathroom"
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« Reply #2327 on: January 12, 2016, 03:30:51 pm »

Nothing ever happened as much as this happened.
Oh this IS a funny story  ;D
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« Reply #2328 on: January 12, 2016, 03:34:56 pm »
The reveal as he steps out from behind the vending machine... Wait, how was he behind the vending machine?  Was he out of their vision, to the side of it?   Or was he behind it because he was working on it?  Why did he have to threaten violence against the skinny woman?  Drag her behind his car?  Man the person who wrote this piece of fiction, HATES non-fats.

"trembled"
He was behind it, but also they could see he was mustachioed. Is he 9' tall? Did he stick his head awkwardly out to the side of it keeping his fit body concealed until the big reveal?

Also, the Barbie girl ate pizza for 15 minutes while orgasm-noise-making. And then talked with the girl for a bit. But at the end of the story, fattie needs to finish her weight machine reps. HOW LONG IS SHE GOING TO MONOPOLIZE THAT PIECE OF EQUIPMENT!?
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« Reply #2329 on: January 12, 2016, 03:35:29 pm »
Yeah and I totally believe that she responded with " I'd be happy to make it up to you, perhaps in the handicapped bathroom"

Because all skinny women are sluts who do not care for the needs of the handicapped and not feminists. Thin women also "do nothing all day" yet are in fantastic shape and only go to gyms to eat free pizza. You need to learn your fat acceptance talking points.
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« Reply #2330 on: January 12, 2016, 03:38:03 pm »
The only thing confirmable about that story is that, yes, Planet Fitness does absolutely have unlimited pizza parties monthly (if not weekly, depending on location) and does have vending machines. That IS true.
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« Reply #2331 on: January 12, 2016, 03:44:35 pm »
The only thing confirmable about that story is that, yes, Planet Fitness does absolutely have unlimited pizza parties monthly (if not weekly, depending on location) and does have vending machines. That IS true.
And that there are just skinny women there to fat shame the fatties who are there because they like working out.
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« Reply #2332 on: January 12, 2016, 03:45:55 pm »
The only thing confirmable about that story is that, yes, Planet Fitness does absolutely have unlimited pizza parties monthly (if not weekly, depending on location) and does have vending machines. That IS true.
And that there are just skinny women there to fat shame the fatties who are there because they like working out.
They literally pay for a membership just for pizza and bagels which they can eat unlimited amounts of because of their good "genetics" and lack of "condishuns."
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« Reply #2333 on: January 12, 2016, 03:46:35 pm »
The reveal as he steps out from behind the vending machine... Wait, how was he behind the vending machine?  Was he out of their vision, to the side of it?   Or was he behind it because he was working on it?  Why did he have to threaten violence against the skinny woman?  Drag her behind his car?  Man the person who wrote this piece of fiction, HATES non-fats.

"trembled"
He was behind it, but also they could see he was mustachioed. Is he 9' tall? Did he stick his head awkwardly out to the side of it keeping his fit body concealed until the big reveal?

Also, the Barbie girl ate pizza for 15 minutes while orgasm-noise-making. And then talked with the girl for a bit. But at the end of the story, fattie needs to finish her weight machine reps. HOW LONG IS SHE GOING TO MONOPOLIZE THAT PIECE OF EQUIPMENT!?
Exactly. 

Who takes FIFTEEN minutes to eat a slice of Pizza?  Or did she eat a whole pizza pie? 

Also, who DOESN'T make orgasmic noises when they eat FREE PIZZA? 

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« Reply #2334 on: January 12, 2016, 03:51:14 pm »
Who takes FIFTEEN minutes to eat a slice of Pizza?  Or did she eat a whole pizza pie? 
I was reading it as she was eating multiple slices of pizza because all thin people can eat whatever they want without consequences because there is no connection between calories and weight.

Also, who DOESN'T make orgasmic noises when they eat FREE PIZZA? 
Well, now, that's true. . .
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« Reply #2335 on: January 13, 2016, 09:41:32 am »


This reminds me of when gas went above 99.9˘/gallon.
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« Reply #2336 on: January 13, 2016, 12:25:27 pm »


"It was so cold that when this trout jumped out of the water, he stuck to the aluminum baffle on the wall of the raceway"
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« Reply #2337 on: January 13, 2016, 01:01:47 pm »
Pro Bowl CB Antonio Cromartie Expecting Twins despite Vasectomy - "It's God's Will"

Will be kids 11 and 12.
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« Reply #2338 on: January 13, 2016, 01:08:48 pm »
Pro Bowl CB Antonio Cromartie Expecting Twins despite Vasectomy - "It's God's Will"

Will be kids 11 and 12.

with eight different moms. pathetic.

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« Reply #2339 on: January 13, 2016, 01:10:10 pm »
Pro Bowl CB Antonio Cromartie Expecting Twins despite Vasectomy - "It's God's Will"

Will be kids 11 and 12.
The footage of him listing all of them on Hard Knocks or whatever that was is an all-time classic.
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