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hutch

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2550 on: February 05, 2016, 04:54:24 pm »
I don't know,,, I am detecting a Julian-Sidehatch boardmance,,,

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« Reply #2551 on: February 05, 2016, 04:55:50 pm »
I don't know,,, I am detecting a Julian-Sidehatch boardmance,,,
damn commas are back!
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2552 on: February 05, 2016, 05:38:44 pm »
Great exchange: https://youtu.be/bSa0qp79lF8  Obama shouldn't visit gender-segregated mosques/synagogues. Would he visit racially-segregated ones?

vansmack

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« Reply #2553 on: February 05, 2016, 05:52:42 pm »
Rhett,  get your wife a nanny you cheap basted.  And make sure she's hot. She deserves it.
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« Reply #2554 on: February 05, 2016, 05:56:53 pm »
Rhett,  get your wife a nanny you cheap basted.  And make sure she's hot. She deserves it.

She would never agree to a nanny.

Are you referring to my daughter being home on a teacher workday while my wife is teleworking? We have a free camp we can send our daughter to. My wife prefers being able to have the time with her daughter. And my daughter prefers being with her mom.

vansmack

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« Reply #2555 on: February 05, 2016, 05:58:17 pm »
Then why does she need a drink so badly?
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« Reply #2556 on: February 05, 2016, 06:00:39 pm »
. My wife prefers being able to have the time with her daughter. And my daughter prefers being with her mom.
when you start talking like this...you loose all credibility that you ACTUALLY have kids

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« Reply #2557 on: February 05, 2016, 06:03:36 pm »
Then why does she need a drink so badly?

Because she really likes the IPA's at Ocelot.


Yada

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« Reply #2558 on: February 05, 2016, 06:05:15 pm »
. My wife prefers being able to have the time with her daughter. And my daughter prefers being with her mom.
when you start talking like this...you loose all credibility that you ACTUALLY have kids



lose.

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« Reply #2559 on: February 05, 2016, 06:06:44 pm »
Here's my ironclad rule on nannies: get one that is at minimum 50 years old and pleasantly plump. Not speaking English also helps.

Having a hot nanny is the worst possible thing you could have in your house. I am *not* speaking from personal experience in this, but I have witnessed several marriages break up due to a hot nanny/au pair/whathaveyou. In one case, there wasn't even an affair going on. The nanny developed a crush on the dad, he resisted her advances, the nanny kept at it, the wife got suspicious and then assumed the husband was cheating. In other cases, the husband did diddle the help.

But there's always going to be a certain amount of tension if you have a hot nanny. What happens if you assume you're home alone and emerge from the shower or bathroom naked and HOLY CRAP there's your nanny standing in the hallway, and then HOLY CRAP there's your wife just walking in the front door. If you have pleasantly plump 52-year-old Rosa Maria, then everyone has a good awkward laugh and gets on with their lives. If you have smoking fuckbox 19-year-old Oksana, then you've got a sticky situation on your hands.
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vansmack

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2560 on: February 05, 2016, 06:07:07 pm »
Then why does she need a drink so badly?

Because she really likes the IPA's at Ocelot.

Then don't blame your child for your wife's alcohol needs.

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as my wife may need a drink or five after teleworking all day with my daughter home.


Tell Celeste I said hello.
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« Reply #2561 on: February 05, 2016, 06:07:13 pm »
. My wife prefers being able to have the time with her daughter. And my daughter prefers being with her mom.
when you start talking like this...you loose all credibility that you ACTUALLY have kids



For the most part, it's true. Except on the occasional day when my daughter is acting like an asshole.

vansmack

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« Reply #2562 on: February 05, 2016, 06:07:43 pm »
Also,  I only read the first sentence of Relaxers post,  but he's wrong.
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« Reply #2563 on: February 05, 2016, 06:09:31 pm »
. My wife prefers being able to have the time with her daughter. And my daughter prefers being with her mom.
when you start talking like this...you loose all credibility that you ACTUALLY have kids



lose.
grammar police are at it again
and yes I lose all credibility when I use Loose when I mean lose  ;D
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« Reply #2564 on: February 05, 2016, 06:10:05 pm »
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