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Relaxer

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2565 on: February 05, 2016, 06:12:32 pm »
Aww Space, that was a funny post.
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« Reply #2566 on: February 05, 2016, 06:14:07 pm »
Here's my ironclad rule on nannies: get one that is at minimum 50 years old and pleasantly plump. Not speaking English also helps.

Having a hot nanny is the worst possible thing you could have in your house. I am *not* speaking from personal experience in this, but I have witnessed several marriages break up due to a hot nanny/au pair/whathaveyou. In one case, there wasn't even an affair going on. The nanny developed a crush on the dad, he resisted her advances, the nanny kept at it, the wife got suspicious and then assumed the husband was cheating. In other cases, the husband did diddle the help.

But there's always going to be a certain amount of tension if you have a hot nanny. What happens if you assume you're home alone and emerge from the shower or bathroom naked and HOLY CRAP there's your nanny standing in the hallway, and then HOLY CRAP there's your wife just walking in the front door. If you have pleasantly plump 52-year-old Rosa Maria, then everyone has a good awkward laugh and gets on with their lives. If you have smoking fuckbox 19-year-old Oksana, then you've got a sticky situation on your hands.

Would read again, all very true.

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« Reply #2567 on: February 05, 2016, 06:21:21 pm »
Also,  I only read the first sentence of Relaxers post,  but he's wrong.

Then you missed his LOL last sentence  ;D
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« Reply #2568 on: February 06, 2016, 12:57:21 pm »
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2569 on: February 07, 2016, 01:11:49 pm »
Why did they change Colonel Sanders again???????????????????????????????????????????????

Julian, Semi-Retired WUNDERKIND

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« Reply #2570 on: February 08, 2016, 01:02:36 pm »
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« Reply #2571 on: February 08, 2016, 01:10:46 pm »
#fatisthenewblack
yikes, I'm sure there would be a lot of people very offended (and rightfully so) by this
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« Reply #2572 on: February 08, 2016, 04:10:06 pm »
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« Reply #2573 on: February 09, 2016, 03:18:05 pm »
Why did they change Colonel Sanders again???????????????????????????????????????????????
This is going to be an ongoing joke now right? How long was Norm the Colonel? Like 4 months? I hope this is all leading to a huge battle at the end of the year.
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« Reply #2574 on: February 10, 2016, 05:17:28 pm »

This was too good to get buried in the gif thread.
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« Reply #2575 on: February 10, 2016, 05:49:00 pm »

This was too good to get buried in the gif thread.

Where on earth do you work that you are able to look at such disgusting images?

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« Reply #2576 on: February 10, 2016, 05:55:20 pm »

This was too good to get buried in the gif thread.

Where on earth do you work that you are able to look at such disgusting images?
Dude,  it's fine, her Instagram page says she's 19.
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killsaly

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« Reply #2577 on: February 10, 2016, 06:03:43 pm »
It is only vulgar when a nipple is exposed.

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« Reply #2578 on: February 10, 2016, 06:10:13 pm »
Dude,  it's fine, her Instagram page says she's 19.

OH THANK GAWD.  i was starting to feel bad about myself.  then i started feeling good about myself.  then i started feeling myself.  then my boss walked in.  aaaaaaawkward...
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« Reply #2579 on: February 10, 2016, 06:32:34 pm »

This was too good to get buried in the gif thread.

Where on earth do you work that you are able to look at such disgusting images?
Dude,  it's fine, her Instagram page says she's 19.
can we get a link to that Instagram act?
and who's account the blonde or the brunette?
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