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killsaly

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2640 on: February 15, 2016, 09:06:23 pm »

walk,on,by

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2641 on: February 15, 2016, 10:59:07 pm »
I'm, so tired.

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« Reply #2642 on: February 15, 2016, 11:39:04 pm »

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2643 on: February 16, 2016, 11:37:22 am »
I'd love to hear jaded's thoughts on John Oliver's brutal ripping of Chipotle and the absurdity of people of jaded's ilk passing off "thousand plus calorie burritos" as "healthy," but I'm sure he's in a fit of rage and punching a wall somewhere interspersed with wild masturbatory fits while thinking of guacamole.
I wonder what difference between the regular burritos and my vegan burrito is. I don't get meat, sour cream, or cheese on it. I'm too lazy to look it up. Probably just as bad.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2644 on: February 16, 2016, 11:42:54 am »
I'd love to hear jaded's thoughts on John Oliver's brutal ripping of Chipotle and the absurdity of people of jaded's ilk passing off "thousand plus calorie burritos" as "healthy," but I'm sure he's in a fit of rage and punching a wall somewhere interspersed with wild masturbatory fits while thinking of guacamole.
I wonder what difference between the regular burritos and my vegan burrito is. I don't get meat, sour cream, or cheese on it. I'm too lazy to look it up. Probably just as bad.
A vegan burrito like you describe (assuming rice, beans, corn, salsa, lettuce) is ~750 calories and 2000+mg of sodium according to their nutritional calculator.
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« Reply #2645 on: February 16, 2016, 11:55:25 am »
Their sofritas are [according to Google] 150 calories as well. But I don't usually get those unless I need some more protein in my life. That's a ton of sodium though lol.
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« Reply #2646 on: February 16, 2016, 12:36:54 pm »
Their sofritas are [according to Google] 150 calories as well. But I don't usually get those unless I need some more protein in my life. That's a ton of sodium though lol.
Yeah, it's going to add another 500mg of sodium is the bigger concern than the (relatively low) calorie count.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2647 on: February 16, 2016, 03:37:53 pm »

Not fat. Perfectly normal.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2648 on: February 16, 2016, 04:01:27 pm »
I am not sure, if I want to anymore.


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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2650 on: February 16, 2016, 05:05:04 pm »
Huzler's -- that paragon of modern media whose other scoop is 16 Girls Get Pregnant After A Boy Ejaculated In A Swimming Pool
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« Reply #2651 on: February 16, 2016, 05:07:28 pm »
Smash that LIKE button FAM

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2652 on: February 16, 2016, 05:17:45 pm »
http://huzlers.com/man-kicked-out-from-buffet-after-eating-more-than-50lbs-of-food-sues-for-2-million/
I've read contrasting reports -- including just good common sense -- that even an extremely obese person could not physically ingest 50+ lbs of food in one sitting without massive use of diuertics during the "meal."
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #2653 on: February 16, 2016, 05:18:55 pm »
Huzler's -- that paragon of modern media whose other scoop is 16 Girls Get Pregnant After A Boy Ejaculated In A Swimming Pool
That's ridiculous. Sperm couldn't survive in swimming pool-temperature water. It had to be a hot tub he ejaculated into to keep the sperm alive long enough to impregnate 16 girls.
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« Reply #2654 on: February 16, 2016, 05:53:16 pm »
Huzler's -- that paragon of modern media whose other scoop is 16 Girls Get Pregnant After A Boy Ejaculated In A Swimming Pool
That's ridiculous. Sperm couldn't survive in swimming pool-temperature water. It had to be a hot tub he ejaculated into to keep the sperm alive long enough to impregnate 16 girls.
Don't ruin the dream, broh.
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