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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #3660 on: November 22, 2016, 11:53:57 am »
Met sidehatch last night! Seems nice enough.

That sounds like way too enthusiastic an assessment.
I agree. I've met Sidehatch. He was perfectly okay. I didn't get all wet over it.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #3661 on: November 22, 2016, 02:05:33 pm »
A hot glue gun for cheese sticks.

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #3662 on: November 22, 2016, 02:13:27 pm »
Met sidehatch last night! Seems nice enough.

That sounds like way too enthusiastic an assessment.
I agree. I've met Sidehatch. He was perfectly okay. I didn't get all wet over it.
Well he asked me if I was DFA and I said yes and then we shook hands and I said nice to meet you and then he went back to wherever he was

Insert commas wherever you want,!
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #3663 on: November 22, 2016, 02:32:47 pm »
Met sidehatch last night! Seems nice enough.

That sounds like way too enthusiastic an assessment.
I agree. I've met Sidehatch. He was perfectly okay. I didn't get all wet over it.
Well he asked me if I was DFA and I said yes and then we shook hands and I said nice to meet you and then he went back to wherever he was

Insert commas wherever you want,!
Was his handshake firm but not too firm?
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #3664 on: November 22, 2016, 02:38:01 pm »
It was normal? Not a limp handshake.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #3665 on: November 22, 2016, 02:57:30 pm »
It was normal? Not a limp handshake.
Did he use his other hand to grasp your shoulder or arm as a guide to lean in slightly for increased intimacy? I like a thoughtful shaker who makes you feel good too.
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« Reply #3666 on: November 22, 2016, 03:23:05 pm »
I think I might have pulled him in for the pat on the back? It was a quick encounter. I was in the middle of posting a video to Instagram, dancing, and holding a beer.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #3667 on: November 22, 2016, 03:50:07 pm »
I think I might have pulled him in for the pat on the back? It was a quick encounter. I was in the middle of posting a video to Instagram, dancing, and holding a beer.
This is getting steamy. You two are a regular Belle Du Jour.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #3668 on: November 22, 2016, 04:14:55 pm »

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« Reply #3669 on: November 22, 2016, 04:25:52 pm »
"We put the craft in Kraft cheese"
Bespoke Combos?!?  YASSS!
Macaroni and cheese with the cheese piped inside!

Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #3670 on: November 22, 2016, 06:13:11 pm »
I think I might have pulled him in for the pat on the back? It was a quick encounter. I was in the middle of posting a video to Instagram, dancing, and holding a beer.
This is getting steamy. You two are a regular Belle Du Jour.
I tapped him on the shoulder and said" DFA? ..it's sidehatch"
I extended my hand and we shook ....then he did seal it with a hug

He told me he'd call me in the morning, but the digits he gave me turned out to be a suicide hotline

slow news day ...huh?
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« Reply #3671 on: November 22, 2016, 06:32:31 pm »
sounds like a very quick fling..

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« Reply #3672 on: November 22, 2016, 07:04:33 pm »
I think I might have pulled him in for the pat on the back? It was a quick encounter. I was in the middle of posting a video to Instagram, dancing, and holding a beer.
This is getting steamy. You two are a regular Belle Du Jour.
I tapped him on the shoulder and said" DFA? ..it's sidehatch"
I extended my hand and we shook ....then he did seal it with a hug

He told me he'd call me in the morning, but the digits he gave me turned out to be a suicide hotline

slow news day ...huh?

Very slow indeed. Going up to the homeland for Thanksgiving. I will give your regards to the miscreant long islanders.

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #3673 on: November 22, 2016, 08:12:18 pm »
I think I might have pulled him in for the pat on the back? It was a quick encounter. I was in the middle of posting a video to Instagram, dancing, and holding a beer.
This is getting steamy. You two are a regular Belle Du Jour.
I tapped him on the shoulder and said" DFA? ..it's sidehatch"
I extended my hand and we shook ....then he did seal it with a hug

He told me he'd call me in the morning, but the digits he gave me turned out to be a suicide hotline

slow news day ...huh?
WERE THERE BELLS RINGING? WHAT WAS IN THE ASIAN GENTLEMANS BOX?!?
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #3674 on: November 22, 2016, 08:34:27 pm »