Author Topic: A rolling compendium of everything Julian eats: a guide to healthy living  (Read 42032 times)

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that is such bullshit.  fuck them.  fuck that website.  fuck everything.

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this non-food; but 6'1" 160,






Whoa.  That's poison in a bag.  Thirteen, extruded, deep fried Oven Baked(!), and vacuum sealed ingredients.  In every 28 grams, roughly equivalent to 15 "curls" or 1/8th of the bag you get:

10 grams of fat (36 percent of each bite)
15 grams of carbs (54 percent of each bite)
2 grams of non-nutritive substance (7 percent of each bite)
1 gram of protein (4 percent of each bite)

And that's only if you eat 1/12th of the bag.  More likely you're eating 1/2 of the bag at a time, so 40 grams of fat, 60 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein and 8 grams of undigestible, yet somehow edible foodstuff.


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6' 5" at 215 lbs = 25.5 BMI (falls into the overweight category)
He said he's lost some weight but when he did this a few weeks back, he was 11 pounds beyond a <25 BMI! Fat is fat!
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I'm 5'9 and weight 175 pounds so I guess I'm fat too.
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just about the same dimensions/weight as me...so you must be right at BMI of 26ish
so to get under 25 BMI, you either need to get down to 164 or grow about 3.5 inches :)

and I think the term is pleasantly plump or BBM
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6'1, 145 or 19.1 BMI.
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Whoa.  That's poison in a bag.  Thirteen, extruded, deep fried Oven Baked(!), and vacuum sealed ingredients.  In every 28 grams, roughly equivalent to 15 "curls" or 1/8th of the bag you get:

10 grams of fat (36 percent of each bite)
15 grams of carbs (54 percent of each bite)
2 grams of non-nutritive substance (7 percent of each bite)
1 gram of protein (4 percent of each bite)

And that's only if you eat 1/12th of the bag.  More likely you're eating 1/2 of the bag at a time, so 40 grams of fat, 60 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein and 8 grams of undigestible, yet somehow edible foodstuff.



Plus they're not even curls.  They're straight.  But they're damn good.

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I'm 5'9 and weight 175 pounds so I guess I'm fat too.
There are certain folks (such as yourself if that photo is legit) who are clearly swole and BMI doesn't apply to. This applies to 0.0003% of all people with a >25 BMI.
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6'1, 145 or 19.1 BMI.
^^ This guy. I knew I liked this guy.
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The picture is me.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2015, 09:26:36 am by Relaxer »
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Why did I think you once posted a picture of yourself and two kids and you were all white? Maybe I'm mentally attaching the picture I'm thinking of to the wrong person.
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I'm sorry, but guys like that don't post on music message boards
I'm calling bullshit on that

Take a photo with just the word relaxer on your abs and I'll believe you
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I'm sorry, but guys like that don't post on music message boards
I'm calling bullshit on that

Take a photo with just the word relaxer on your abs and I'll believe you

The lighting sucks in our bathroom so the abs picture I took isn't that good. But the tattoo is consistent with my photos.



And now I will stop posting pictures of my anatomy.

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as someone who has met Relaxer IRL, i assure that is him.  those pix are legit.

There are certain folks (such as yourself if that photo is legit) who are clearly swole and BMI doesn't apply to. This applies to 0.0003% of all people with a >25 BMI.

nope, it applies to anyone with broad shoulders an above-average muscle mass.  at my peak of my gym'ing and running, my BMI was 26.  for me to get below 25, i would need to weight less than 179.  that won't work on my frame, at least not in a healthy way.

BMI applies to a very average build.  if you're a gazelle - long body, low muscle mass - a BMI below 25 could still be unhealthy. 
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