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Relaxer

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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #105 on: April 25, 2018, 10:38:19 am »


here is me after getting head on by a car as I was biking home from work
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Space Freely

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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #106 on: April 25, 2018, 10:47:09 am »
Ouch!

How does masturbation work with that cast on?

Re: two wheelin
« Reply #107 on: April 25, 2018, 11:07:31 am »
yowza man!

I assume you were wearing a helmet or you probably wouldn't be able to post

but you know... chicks dig scars...so you got that going for ya

be safe out there...
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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #108 on: April 25, 2018, 11:13:45 am »
Masturbation has not been front-of-mind since the accident. However I can tell you that wiping ass with your off hand is... challenging.

I should note that this accident happened two months ago and I'm recovering well. Broken arm, wrist, nose and mild skull fracture with lots of various stitches on my face and hands and legs. It was a real drag, gotta say.
oword

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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #109 on: April 25, 2018, 11:19:12 am »
Masturbation has not been front-of-mind since the accident. However I can tell you that wiping ass with your off hand is... challenging.

I should note that this accident happened two months ago and I'm recovering well. Broken arm, wrist, nose and mild skull fracture with lots of various stitches on my face and hands and legs. It was a real drag, gotta say.

Damn. Glad you're recovering well, and glad there wasn't more damage. Makes the broken rib I suffered mountain biking a few years ago seem like small change.
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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #110 on: April 25, 2018, 11:35:26 am »
ok...now I feel bad for calling you lame for missing the shows I was trying to get you to go to
I mean...your still lame, but in the physical sense :)
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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #111 on: April 25, 2018, 11:36:57 am »
Wow so sorry to read that....sounds awful

Glad you survived and are mending

Bagley

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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #112 on: April 25, 2018, 12:23:35 pm »
Scary!

Good to hear you're feeling better.

Did the culprit in the car stop?   

Relaxer

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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #113 on: April 25, 2018, 03:02:12 pm »
Fortunately, it happened right in front of a policeman sitting in his cruiser, so the driver stopped (or was stopped) right away. I've never heard a word from her, and I certainly didn't meet her that night, as I was too busy bleeding all over the street.

I have a lawyer who is pursuing a settlement, but I have to get through all of my medical care and appointments before that happens.

Thank you all for the well wishes. I'm past the hardest part now. Fortunately, I had/have a girlfriend who was happy to leap into action to help me out the first few weeks. Now that I'm healed, I should probably dump her ass though.
oword

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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #114 on: April 25, 2018, 03:02:34 pm »
Kidding! She's actually terrific and I'm lucky to be with her.
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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #115 on: April 25, 2018, 03:16:54 pm »
Kidding! She's actually terrific and I'm lucky to be with her.

It's not true love if she didn't wipe your butt on your behalf.

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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #116 on: April 26, 2018, 01:48:52 pm »
Kidding! She's actually terrific and I'm lucky to be with her.

Wait.  Is she lurking on the board?

Hi Relaxer's girlfriend!
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Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI

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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #117 on: April 26, 2018, 03:05:16 pm »
Hi Relaxer's girlfriend!
Petition to brand her "the Relaxative".
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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #118 on: April 26, 2018, 03:12:49 pm »
Hi Relaxer's girlfriend!
Petition to brand her "the Relaxative".
Just to be clear, by "brand" I mean we refer to her by that moniker, not brand in the Keith Raniere/Allison Mack sex cult sort of way.
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Relaxer

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Re: two wheelin
« Reply #119 on: April 26, 2018, 03:15:10 pm »
Man she'd totally be into that though
oword