Author Topic: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45  (Read 34201 times)

Relaxer

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My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« on: February 24, 2016, 11:42:51 am »
Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

Share this ride with me.
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2016, 11:47:20 am »
don't suppose we can get an Instagram account a-la GWARbq
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Julian, Semi-Retired WUNDERKIND

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2016, 11:48:54 am »
Share this ride with me.
Julian/Relaxer whisky weekend in NYC? Dead Rabbit, here we come!
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2016, 11:48:57 am »
moar deetz needed please.  :o


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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2016, 11:49:18 am »
Did you buy a sports car yet?  8)

hutch

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2016, 11:50:55 am »
oooh i like this!

Relaxer

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2016, 11:52:24 am »
All will be revealed for you to laugh at my ridiculous attempts to make connections. This thread will be a work in progress.

First rule I learned: Grindr has a different target audience than Tinder.

I will not be buying a sports car. I have a killer Honda Odyssey minivan that I'm pretty sure will make the ladies hot and bothered. When I roll up with -- count'em -- three rows of seating, I'll be looking like Mr. Man right there.  
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2016, 11:53:27 am »
Also, last night, I told two separate women via text that "I spent 4 years knuckle-deep in little boy asshole" because I used that line on Walkonby and I'm pretty sure he was attracted to me as a result.
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2016, 12:02:47 pm »
Also, last night, I told two separate women via text that "I spent 4 years knuckle-deep in little boy asshole" because I used that line on Walkonby and I'm pretty sure he was attracted to me as a result.

**slowly walks out of thread**

best of luck relaxer!

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2016, 12:10:17 pm »
Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

Share this ride with me.

How much did you pay out in your divorce?

Space Freely

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2016, 12:28:02 pm »
Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

Share this ride with me.

Which one of your sons sent that text?

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2016, 01:01:48 pm »
Share this ride with me.

i call shotgun!
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2016, 01:21:35 pm »
Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

At least you didn't lose your phone.
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2016, 01:27:46 pm »
I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman.....

Julian, Semi-Retired WUNDERKIND

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2016, 01:36:21 pm »
I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman.....
Actually we have a bit of a faceswap going on with the two. Smackie is now a respectable married man and Relaxer is now a womanizing lush. If Relaxer starts giving us tech suggestions and Smacks starts weight-lifiting and ranting about NPR, it will be complete. As was prophesied!
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