Author Topic: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45  (Read 43542 times)

Yada

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #330 on: August 10, 2017, 09:15:26 am »
There's a new playa in town


One thing is for sure, that dude's willing to lay it down to anything with a pulse; blacks, muslims, greasy blonde congressional staff... way to go guy!

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #331 on: August 10, 2017, 09:24:59 am »
There's a new playa in town




One thing is for sure, that dude's willing to lay it down to anything with a pulse; blacks, muslims, greasy blonde congressional staff... way to go guy!

He's probably a 45 year old bald guy.

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #332 on: August 10, 2017, 09:47:57 am »
greasy blonde congressional staff...
Let's be careful the language we use to describe Julian's Americans, ok?
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #333 on: August 10, 2017, 05:35:03 pm »
He's probably a 45 year old bald guy.

again, let's be careful the language we use to describe Julian's Americans, ok?
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #334 on: August 10, 2017, 06:46:13 pm »
He's probably a 45 year old bald guy.

again, let's be careful the language we use to describe Julian's Americans, ok?
hey...we are members of a protected class you fucking hairy headed bastards
means you are high in estrogen you girly men
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #335 on: August 10, 2017, 06:52:54 pm »
He's probably a 45 year old bald guy.

again, let's be careful the language we use to describe Julian's Americans, ok?
Ok, well played.
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #336 on: August 11, 2017, 04:42:13 pm »
Well I have that guy beat. I'm a 47 year old bald guy. Who's crying sadly now?!?
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #337 on: August 12, 2017, 12:50:53 pm »
what, is your favorite position?

what, is your favorite sex act?

what, is your favorite fetish, that you will admit to openly?

What, is your favorite place to have sex?

Do, you like to make love, or to fuck?

What, is your safe word?

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #338 on: August 12, 2017, 01:02:28 pm »
are you interviewing relaxer for a job?
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #339 on: August 12, 2017, 08:32:00 pm »
More like, a residency.

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #340 on: August 14, 2017, 11:23:40 am »
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what, is your favorite position?

Director of Communications

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what, is your favorite sex act?

The woman at that Cambodian bar that poured dish lotion in her toilet area and then blew bubbles at us like a sexy machine gun.

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what, is your favorite fetish, that you will admit to openly?



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What, is your favorite place to have sex?

In a vagina.

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Do, you like to make love, or to fuck?

I prefer to exchange underwear and then shout obscenities at each other from across the room. 

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What, is your safe word?

The entirety of Kubla Khan by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #341 on: August 14, 2017, 12:14:21 pm »
the diaper thing, may well be, the creepiest fetish, next to double fisting, out there.

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #342 on: August 14, 2017, 01:50:24 pm »
...I don't get Macrophilia
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #343 on: April 17, 2018, 03:54:53 pm »
On behalf of 90% of dudes here:

My girlfriend

WHY ARE YOU SETTLING?  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT WILL BECOME OF THIS THREAD?!?!?
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #344 on: April 17, 2018, 03:57:03 pm »
Because she's a 34 year old gorgeous nymphomaniac who has fixed more than a dozen things in my house and often says, hey babe if you need your 'executive time' to go chew and type on the internet, I'll go play Skyrim for awhile, oh and I brought a picnic basket of weed gummies for you. See ya soon!"
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