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Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2017, 11:17:54 am »
hmmm...had high hopes for a good one...but insulting Julie in other threads isn't making that look likely

It should contain an appropriate amount of spelling and grammar mistakes
"I should've chosen better friends."
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Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2017, 11:18:25 am »
well that is interesting to think about.. one's epitaph...
"This 9.27sq ft plot of Earth contains (insert Hutch's real name). Please don't pee here."

I plan to be cremated and have my ashes scattered wherever I decide I was happiest....so far no contenders..
I thought there was a tree that you were to read a book under...or was that a metaphor
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Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2017, 11:19:27 am »
hmmm...had high hopes for a good one...but insulting Julie in other threads isn't making that look likely

It should contain an appropriate amount of spelling and grammar mistakes
"I should've chosen better friends."
Hey, I just was trying to get free rent in my youth...he just came with the package and haven't been able to shake him since
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Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2017, 11:22:33 am »
well that is interesting to think about.. one's epitaph...
"This 9.27sq ft plot of Earth contains (insert Hutch's real name). Please don't pee here."

I plan to be cremated and have my ashes scattered wherever I decide I was happiest....so far no contenders..
I thought there was a tree that you were to read a book under...or was that a metaphor


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Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2017, 11:25:27 am »
^ I always thought that was a horrible book for kids
the kid just takes and takes and takes...and the tree gets death for it's kindness and enabling his greed
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Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2017, 11:27:55 am »
^ I always thought that was a horrible book for kids
the kid just takes and takes and takes...and the tree gets death for it's kindness and enabling his greed

yea... it was pretty disturbing.. i first read it to my kids and was like "OMG!"


but the Missing Piece.. I like that one..

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Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2017, 11:29:22 am »
^ I always thought that was a horrible book for kids
the kid just takes and takes and takes...and the tree gets death for it's kindness and enabling his greed
I learned all of my relationship advice from this book.
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Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2017, 11:54:10 am »
This is the best book about chillin under a tree

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Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2017, 12:17:54 pm »
i refuse to read the giving tree to my kiddos.  way too depressing.
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Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2017, 12:22:18 pm »
You want a depressing as hell child's book?

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Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2017, 12:27:03 pm »
You want a depressing as hell child's book?


My mother would read this to us at least once a month and breaking down into inconsolable sobbing within minutes. It was awkward as hell. I don't know why she insisted on doing that; its not like we were requesting as young children to read the dead mother book or anything.
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