When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[Justin Tonation]

Truck burns to the ground

Drivers were hit with major delays Wednesday on the Capital Beltway in Prince George’s County, Maryland, after a truck burned to the ground.

Article still says that at time of this post.

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Boris Johnson suggested injecting himself with Covid on TV - ex-adviser

[Yada]

https://nypost.com/2023/12/12/news/turkish-lawmaker-has-a-heart-attack-after-saying-israel-will-suffer-the-wrath-of-allah/

[Space Freely]

https://nypost.com/2023/12/12/news/turkish-lawmaker-has-a-heart-attack-after-saying-israel-will-suffer-the-wrath-of-allah/

The linked article doesn't mention it but Reuters reports that he died.

[Justin Tonation]

Ford recalls 1.9 million Explorer SUVs over risk of parts flying off

[nkotb]

Ford recalls 1.9 million Explorer SUVs over risk of parts flying off

[Justin Tonation]

When and where to see the Wolf Moon, first full moon of 2024

There are no special tools needed to see the full moon; NASA says all you need to do is go outside and look up at the sky.

[Yada]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/14/us/fertility-fraud-accidental-incest-invs/index.html

[kosmo vinyl]

Old Prisons are now apparently the new hot new Wedding Venue

nothing says lets live happily together forever by doing in a former place of human misery... see also plantation weddings...

[grateful]

Chechnya bans songs deemed too fast or too slow

[Mobius]

Chechnya bans songs deemed too fast or too slow

Medium pace is best

https://youtu.be/TFvx8pHHTBc?si=Bx8g57DBUwxgyW7i