Your Fiancée would be stoked

[vansmack]

I apologize in advance if this is a double post.  I don't remember seeing it.  Cracked me up though:
 
  Dress for Sale

[mankie]

That is classic!!
 
 The funniest part is the comments he makes at the bottom...for example;
 
 Holy Moly!
 
 The hit counter is starting to look like the odometer in my truck! Not the new shiny black full-size 4-wheel-drive American pick-up that I had to part with, but the somewhat older, multicolored, lumpy, tiny, 2-wheel-drive foreign pick-up that belches smoke.

[poorlulu]

that's hilarious.......
 
 i can't believe it's at 25 grand.............

[Bags]

A co-worker showed me this yesterday.  CLASSIC.
 
 This was hysterical:
 
 One email was from Scotland.  Itâ??s a good thing he wrote it because I wouldnâ??t be able to understand a word he said.  Never did get through Braveheart.
 
 And this:
 
 This has also been a learning experience for me. I got a lot of messages correcting me about the color of wedding dresses. For Russian Orthodox, they are blue. For Chinese they are red. Mexico has multi-colored ones. All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself.

[twangirl]

I like this part:
 
 This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?"
 Uh... Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
 Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.

[vansmack]

Only 40 minutes left.
 
 And it's down to $6,500 now.  What happened to the $25K bid?