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[GetThee2aHatcheryıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

  truckers haven't been able to "go to the bathroom" while circling the Beltway, which has left "people hav[ing] actually pissed their pants!"

wait are you telling me that all those trees on the side of the road are not to be used for that?

[GetThee2aHatcheryıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Hate to be all morbid, but he doesn’t exactly look to be in the best shape
Justice Clarence Thomas hospitalized with infection, Supreme Court says

The Supreme Court is refusing to answer whether Clarence Thomas is still in the hospital after he missed arguments today, per
@ap
.

been three days and rumors are flying... using ventilator?

[grateful]

[insert tasteless joke about blowing hot air]

[kosmo vinyl]

whenever i ponder the QOP idiocy that infests capital hill today, i'm reminded of when Doris Kearns Goodwin was on the Jon Stewart Daily Show  once and said one session of Congress was particularly notable due the number of illegitimate children born as result of them being  in town...  wish I could find the actual episode where she said this, but clearly she was a favorite of Jon's as there are almost yearly appearances   

anyways the country would be in a lot better place if shagging around was the biggest scandal, instead of spewing inane conspiracy theories, racism, etc.  guess only Matty G. is upholding the traditions of the past...

[kosmo vinyl]

clearly we need a thread for this..

the dumbest of them all and this is saying allot  given recent MTG musings...

Lauren B.

As allergy season gets underway, I encourage everyone to take their allergy medicines so that my allergy medicines can work.

You know, it doesn’t work unless everyone takes it.

[kosmo vinyl]

i guess it could be a very poor attempt at sarcasm... but...

and oh and per MTG Nuclear War will bring food shortages.. that's what her constituents are worried about..

[GAY,GUY]

Here's your tip for today. 

McDonald’s is bringing back the Nugget Szechuan Sauce for app users.  When it first came out as a limited release, people grabbed tons of extra packets and sold them on Ebay for $30+ for a single pack.

There you go . . . get nuggets, and get rich.

[GAY,GUY]

what ever happened to those people, who saw Jesus or the Mother Mary in burnt toast, and the such?

[GetThee2aHatcheryıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I’m all for taxing the rich more, but taxing unrealized gains, that has a snowballs chance of surviving in Miami

Focus on income/transactions of individuals and corporations.  There are enough loopholes to fill there for billions, if not trillions

[Starsky]

57% of Americans pay no income tax.

[GAY,GUY]

Opening Monday.

I am coming all the way to DC, just for Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana.

Edit . . . good thing I looked; it's Bethesda.

[grateful]

Opening Monday.

I am coming all the way to DC, just for Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana.

Edit . . . good thing I looked; it's Bethesda.

Oh it's in a shopping mall. Is this like food court pizza?

[GAY,GUY]

Gurrlll . . . how dare you judge a shopping mall location.  Where I live, there are killer tacos inside the mall food court!  Actually, I don't know anything about the location it is going in, for I originally thought it was going to be at a place in NW DC somewhere.  You know, like that gay part all the cool people used to want to visit.

[grateful]

I come by it honestly! I grew up in the Wheaton Plaza food court, and well....

Montgomery Mall is fancy compared to Wheaton, and Pepe's got...pedigree

[Space Freely]

57% of Americans pay no income tax.

57% of American households.