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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:20:01 pm

Title: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:20:01 pm
Why didn't we have one of these before?
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:27:40 pm
If I was smart, I'd go home now
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:33:46 pm
Lunch yesterday was burnt ends, brisket tamales and horseradish coleslaw from 2Fifty.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:34:17 pm
Finished up the leftovers tonight on Sourdough.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:36:16 pm
It was perfect.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:36:47 pm
I think Biden just violated HIPAA multiple times
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:37:58 pm
Now I'm craving a Lox Bagel.

Unrelated.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:39:20 pm
Here comes the heckling.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:39:38 pm
Why does Biden keep coughing?
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:40:30 pm
I think the Democrats are better at squats than Republicans.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:40:45 pm
Dem quads tho
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:42:23 pm
"My predecessor" aka TFG
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:42:46 pm
Chips n Science!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:43:00 pm
Also, guacamole.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:47:50 pm
...get back up again
They're never gonna
Keep us down
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:48:24 pm
Four more years!
One more song!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:49:12 pm
Cheaper drugs!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:49:50 pm
Healthy profit.

I see what you did there.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:50:38 pm
Tho I  don't know what I'd do with cheap insulin.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:50:54 pm
Especially if the black market tanks.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:51:41 pm
I dont want to pay $2000 for my prescription.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:58:25 pm
Mmm pancakes
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 10:58:40 pm
Sorry. IG distraction
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:00:17 pm
Corporate taxes!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:01:25 pm
Nobody not one penny
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:05:43 pm
He kinda called them out just there. 
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:05:56 pm
Shrinkflation
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:06:34 pm
10% fewer Snickers??? What is even happening??
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:07:39 pm
Junk food, junk fees. What's next, Joe? Junk ticket fees?
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:09:40 pm
If Mike Johnson nods his head any more I'm afraid it might spin off and we'd have a scene from the GWARBQ.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:09:57 pm
Oh theres Margie.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:11:00 pm
Wheres the duct tape?
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: Space Freely on March 07, 2024, 11:11:09 pm
My wife is snoring so loudly I can't hear Sleepy Joe.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:11:29 pm
Get it done!
One more song!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:12:40 pm
My wife is snoring so loudly I can't hear Sleepy Joe.

Sleepy Joe is the MAGA derogatory term for the President.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:13:16 pm
Fix it!
One more song!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: Yada on March 07, 2024, 11:14:00 pm
Put the bong away.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:14:12 pm
Oooh Mike Johnson stood up for civil rights!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:15:52 pm
Sit down for banning books!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:17:02 pm
Sit down for climate change!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: Space Freely on March 07, 2024, 11:17:52 pm
My wife is snoring so loudly I can't hear Sleepy Joe.

Sleepy Joe is the MAGA derogatory term for the President.

Not if Joe takes it and owns it!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:18:58 pm
Put the bong away.

I dont think that's party platform.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:19:35 pm
My wife is snoring so loudly I can't hear Sleepy Joe.

Sleepy Joe is the MAGA derogatory term for the President.

Not if Joe takes it and owns it!

Keep throwing stones! Maybe you'll hit him!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:20:04 pm
Meanwhile....
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:21:07 pm
Sit down for gunz banz.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:24:44 pm
Humanitarian assistance to Gaza
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:25:35 pm
2 states
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:26:50 pm
...and bomb the enemies?
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:30:04 pm
Here come the old jokes
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:32:55 pm
Four more years!
One more sing!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:33:09 pm
Old.people!
Old ideas!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:33:41 pm
Sit down for canceling freedom!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: Space Freely on March 07, 2024, 11:37:27 pm
8.5 out of 10.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 11:43:10 pm
...and scene!
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 07, 2024, 11:48:25 pm
What's next, Joe? Junk ticket fees?
I’d support that!

Put the bong away.
I don’t support this
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 08, 2024, 12:01:25 am
And the Oscar for Most Karen goes to...
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: Space Freely on March 08, 2024, 12:02:05 am
This breathy woman with her response sounds like the wife in Handmaid's Tale.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: nkotb on March 08, 2024, 08:24:34 am
My favorite part of Trump's Biden's SOTU: "Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That’s right! But how many of the thousands of people are being killed by illegals!"
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 08, 2024, 08:40:48 am
The actual SOTU took place in LA last night as Madonna and Kylie sang "I Will Survive" together
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: No 1 Suki Waterhouse fan!! on March 08, 2024, 08:56:18 am
People hear what they want to hear….
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on March 08, 2024, 10:28:51 am
My favorite part of Trump's Biden's SOTU: "Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That’s right! But how many of the thousands of people are being killed by illegals!"
Hyperbole. USCs defense was not that bad.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on March 08, 2024, 10:29:18 am
Finished up the leftovers tonight on Sourdough.
Great series.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: nkotb on March 08, 2024, 10:35:04 am
Really great one-two punch there
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: nkotb on March 08, 2024, 10:35:58 am
I was happy to see the Coolest Man In America was in attendance, tho

(https://i.abcnewsfe.com/a/8198e63d-b0b4-4b36-94ae-4188b4ea768c/sotu-4-gty-gmh-240307_1709861351818_hpMain_16x9.jpg?w=992)
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on March 08, 2024, 11:17:39 am
Democrats  - "He was awesome; hell yeah!"

Republicans  - "He was awful; hell no."

The, end.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: No 1 Suki Waterhouse fan!! on March 08, 2024, 11:58:42 am
Well …it is an election year after all


I think he showed he’s still up for the job…that may seem like nothing but it’s sort of everything in the current context…. Democrats had been way too quick to buy into the senile claims… Placating those concerns among democrats and “independents” -if there are any- was really job #1 last night.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: More_Coffee on March 08, 2024, 10:03:49 pm
I'mma gonna let Sleepy Joe finish, but Thievery Corporation still has the best State of the Union.
Title: Re: The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread
Post by: notme on March 08, 2024, 11:49:39 pm
i remember back in the early 2000s, maybe 2003. Thievery Corporation played a state of the union protest on the mall west of the capitol.