The Great Headline thread

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there have been some great Julian Dead headlines.   But I truly regret clicking on one of them as google now thinks I care about Julian

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

there have been some great Julian Dead headlines.   But I truly regret clicking on one of them as google now thinks I care about Julian

Oh, yeah, that article is what did it.

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The Author of 'Goodnight Moon' Died From Doing a High Kick and Other Awful Facts We Just Learned

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Ok...this is actually a sad headline from an Austrian paper that stopped its daily edition after 320 years


  116,840 days, 320 years, 12 Austrian presidents, 10 Kaisers, two republics and one newspaper

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not an Onion headline

Michael Imperioli forbids ‘bigots and homophobes’ from watching his work following Supreme Court ruling

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Julian Sands spoke of finding ‘spooky things’ in interview before he went missing

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

Julian Sands spoke of finding ‘spooky things’ in interview before he went missing

It was also the night when the skeletons came to life.

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Mike Lindell is auctioning off pillow-making equipment and hawking hundreds of random items in a sprawling yard sale of MyPillow's stuff

[Justin Tonation]

Mike Lindell is auctioning off pillow-making equipment and hawking hundreds of random items in a sprawling yard sale of MyPillow's stuff

Sreyarp dna sthguoht.

[kosmo vinyl]

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Italian man dies after being crushed by thousands of wheels of cheese

[Justin Tonation]

Italian man dies after being crushed by thousands of wheels of cheese

Sorry, I'm imagining a guy being chased down a hill by cheese wheels. Alas, it was much more mundane.

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Italian man dies after being crushed by thousands of wheels of cheese

Sorry, I'm imagining a guy being chased down a hill by cheese wheels. Alas, it was much more mundane.

I like your version better and in my mind, that's the reality

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Supermarket shut down due to spider that can cause long, painful erections

[kosmo vinyl]

The walkie thread is over there