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Title: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: on August 04, 2006, 11:01:00 am
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Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: you be betty on August 04, 2006, 11:44:00 am
I guess I'm not the only one who reads The Superficial   ;)
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: Vas Deferens on August 04, 2006, 11:54:00 am
Yeah, but she doesn't have genital herpes  :)
 Who cares if she has the other type???
 It's common to a lot of people.
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: sweetcell on August 04, 2006, 12:04:00 pm
there is no such thing as "genital" herpes (vs. oral or any other type), according to Dr. Drew and other websites i've read.  it's all the same virus, "genital" can only describe where a given outbreak is occuring.  so if you have it up here, it can definitely spread down there.  you're not immune from one just because you think you have the "other".
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: Vas Deferens on August 04, 2006, 12:21:00 pm
How? By suc*ing my own ?
 
 
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
    so if you have it up here, it can definitely spread down there.  you're not immune from one just because you think you have the "other".
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on August 04, 2006, 12:29:00 pm
I once thought I had it. Turned out to be a rash due to summer sweating and tight underwear. The doctor told me to wear boxers for two weeks and it would go away. So I went out and bought some boxers and was fine, except for all of the flopping that comes with boxers.
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: sweetcell on August 04, 2006, 12:29:00 pm
no, you dolt - once the virus is in your body, it can break out anywhere.  oral and general areas the the most common, but can occur anywhere the skin isn't too thick (nasal area, eyes... even "back there". UGH.)
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: you be betty on August 04, 2006, 12:51:00 pm
Flopping?
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: Vas Deferens on August 04, 2006, 12:54:00 pm
Sorry but you are misinformed. If I have herpes in my mouth, it won't go to my genital area just because of your argument that "it can break out anywhere". It would have to be coming from "oral, anal, or genital contact, including intercourse, masturbation, kissing, or any direct skin-to-skin contact which allows for the transfer of bodily fluids." (from herpes.com).
 
 
 
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
  no, you dolt - once the virus is in your body, it can break out anywhere.  oral and general areas the the most common, but can occur anywhere the skin isn't too thick (nasal area, eyes... even "back there". UGH.)
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on August 04, 2006, 01:02:00 pm
Back there?
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: Vas Deferens on August 04, 2006, 01:10:00 pm
True, if you want to be "medically" correct.
 The usual connotation of "herpes" is genital.
 If I have oral herpes, I'd call it "cold sore" or "fever blister". I won't say to my friends, "hey guess what, I have herpes". That would freak them out.
 
 Also, to finish it off, it may be the same virus, but they are from different strains. Oral herpes is HSV-1 and genital herpes is HSV-2, though HSV-1 can also cause genital herpes.
 
   
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
  there is no such thing as "genital" herpes (vs. oral or any other type), according to Dr. Drew and other websites i've read.  it's all the same virus, "genital" can only describe where a given outbreak is occuring.  so if you have it up here, it can definitely spread down there.  you're not immune from one just because you think you have the "other".
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: sweetcell on August 04, 2006, 01:11:00 pm
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Sorry but you are misinformed. If I have herpes in my mouth, it won't go to my genital area just because of your argument that "it can break out anywhere". It would have to be coming from "oral, anal, or genital contact, including intercourse, masturbation, kissing, or any direct skin-to-skin contact which allows for the transfer of bodily fluids." (from herpes.com).
 
nice job selectively quoting your source!  :)   the full quote would be "Transmission is caused by close oral, anal, or genital contact, including intercourse, masturbation, kissing, or any direct skin-to-skin contact which allows for the transfer of bodily fluids.".  TRANSMISSION is from one infected person to another non-infected person, not within the same person.  what we're talking about are recurrences - and on that topic, your source says "Recurrences usually develop near the site of the initial infection."  usually.  not always.
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: nkotb on August 04, 2006, 01:14:00 pm
Joe M. has herpes!!!!
 
 Now you'll never be invited to the annual 9:30fora "Spin the Bottle" cook-out and sleepover.
 
 
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Originally posted by Joe M.:
  I won't say to my friends, "hey guess what, I have herpes". That would freak them out.
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: sweetcell on August 04, 2006, 01:17:00 pm
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Oral herpes is HPV-1 and genital herpes is HPV-2, though HPV-1 can also cause genital herpes.
i suspect you made a typo there, or you are misinformed.  HPV = human papilloma virus, AKA genital WARTS.  herpes = herpes simplex virus.
 
 "Herpes simplex viruses include two distinct but closely related viruses, namely, HSV-1 and HSV-2. Both viruses can cause genital herpes. Roughly speaking, HSV-2 causes 90% and HSV-1 causes 10% of all genital herpes. Herpes simplex virus is a linear double-stranded DNA virus. " (from herpes.com)
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: Vas Deferens on August 04, 2006, 01:17:00 pm
No, I'm a virgin. Sleep with me, nkotb!   :roll:  
 
 
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Originally posted by nkotb:
  Joe M. has herpes!!!!
 
 Now you'll never be invited to the annual 9:30fora "Spin the Bottle" cook-out and sleepover.
 
   
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Originally posted by Joe M.:
  I won't say to my friends, "hey guess what, I have herpes". That would freak them out.
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Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: Vas Deferens on August 04, 2006, 01:19:00 pm
Yeah, sorry I was thinking of another disease.
 LOL.
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: nkotb on August 04, 2006, 01:19:00 pm
This thread rules.  Usually its a pissing contest over who is hipper-than-thou.  This time, it's a battle of STD knowledge!  Plus, it's a million times more entertaining than listen to belly-aching over every...little...thing.
 
 Carry on, gentlemen!
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: Vas Deferens on August 04, 2006, 01:25:00 pm
But seriously, herpes and genital warts. They're nasty. Why can't you just enjoy the fact that I'm misquoting herpes.com and be done with it?
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Joe M.:
  Yeah, sorry I was thinking of another disease.
 LOL.
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: you be betty on August 04, 2006, 01:27:00 pm
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Originally posted by Joe M.:
  But seriously, herpes and genital warts. They're nasty. Why can't you just enjoy the fact that I'm misquoting herpes.com and be done with it?
 
 
   
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Originally posted by Joe M.:
  Yeah, sorry I was thinking of another disease.
 LOL.
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You totally have herpes.
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: sweetcell on August 04, 2006, 01:27:00 pm
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But seriously, herpes and genital warts. They're nasty. Why can't you just enjoy the fact that I'm misquoting herpes.com and be done with it?
because this is the 9:30 msg board - we have higher standards about everything  :)
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: Vas Deferens on August 04, 2006, 01:28:00 pm
Thanks, this thread is trying to have 5 pages, like *my* Sleater-Kinney roll-call  :)
 
 
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Originally posted by nkotb:
  This thread rules.  Usually its a pissing contest over who is hipper-than-thou.  This time, it's a battle of STD knowledge!  Plus, it's a million times more entertaining than listen to belly-aching over every...little...thing.
 
 Carry on, gentlemen!
Title: Re: Guess who has the herpes?
Post by: ggw on August 04, 2006, 02:21:00 pm
Carlos D. gave me herpes!!!
 
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