TBD

[shemptiness]

The set times are out of order for tonight.  I wonder if a change was made. 

[eros]

The set times are out of order for tonight.  I wonder if a change was made. 

I noticed that.  Wanted to see FoW but a 10:45 start is too late for me on a school night.  I'd be pissed if they really got reversed.

[Yada]

If the name of your band needs an explanation in how to pronounce it, your band probably sucks.

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

I won't date a woman who doesn't use Oxford commas. It takes all of my strength to date women who don't use diaereses.

[grateful]

I think they have pink stuff for that.

[shemptiness]

diaereses planet?

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

Diaereses is the pluralized form of the correct name for the diacritic commonly misidentified as an umlaut. But by all means, continue to make diarrhea puns, crumbums.

[grateful]

Ahh.  A grammar nerd and a prescriptivist.  Killer combination, Jerry.  Comedy gold.

[James Ford]

Surprised that a woman would date you. But maybe none do. Or you'd be married by now, instead of hypothetically dating. 

I won't date a woman who doesn't use Oxford commas. It takes all of my strength to date women who don't use diaereses.

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

Ahh.  A grammar nerd and a prescriptivist.  Killer combination, Jerry.  Comedy gold.

I self-identify as a "pedantic superstar."

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

Surprised that a woman would date you.

Me too, actually!

[vansmack]

I won't date a woman who doesn't use Oxford commas. It takes all of my strength to date women who don't use diaereses.

I'm tempted to go back through your thread and see if you hold either of these to be true personally.

[James Ford]

Hey, we all have some triicks up our sleeves. I even got one to marry me.

Surprised that a woman would date you.

Me too, actually!

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

I'm tempted to go back through your thread and see if you hold either of these to be true personally.

I use the Oxford commas religiously and would welcome a thorough review of my missives.

Unfortunately, the ALT+number characters required to do a diaeresis displays all wonky on virtually all messageboards, but in my handwritten correspondence I use them. I've rigged my Microsoft Word directory and blackberry to autocorrect automatically to the proper characters.

[Yada]

I'm tempted to go back through your thread and see if you hold either of these to be true personally.

I use the Oxford commas religiously and would welcome a thorough review of my missives.

Unfortunately, the ALT+number characters required to do a diaeresis displays all wonky on virtually all messageboards, but in my handwritten correspondence I use them. I've rigged my Microsoft Word directory and blackberry to autocorrect automatically to the proper characters.

Can we get a picture of a hand written note with proof?