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sweetcell

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Join the Canadian army, get stoned
« on: October 13, 2006, 09:08:00 am »
i know simple possession has been decriminalized in canukia, didn't know it went this far... i NEED a picture that that armored car!!!
 
  Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
 
 OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) -- Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.
 
 General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.
 
 "The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices. ... And as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa, Canada.
 
 "We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.
 
 Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.
 
 "A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.
 
 One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."
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Re: Join the Canadian army, get stoned
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2006, 09:13:00 am »
beating one of you jokers to the punch(line):
 
 it's called recruiting - you'd HAVE to promise me dope before i'd join the canadian army
 
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Re: Join the Canadian army, get stoned
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2006, 11:15:00 am »
<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/team_dupek/061012_plants_vmed_2p.jpg" alt=" - " />
 Pic stolen from:
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Re: Join the Canadian army, get stoned
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2006, 01:43:00 pm »
Fight weed every day.

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Re: Join the Canadian army, get stoned
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2006, 01:49:00 pm »
... furthering the already too-apparent similarities between the canadian army and a cheech and chong movie...
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Re: Join the Canadian army, get stoned
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2006, 02:18:00 pm »
Don't really know why but lately I've developed a weird appreciation for Canadian stoners. Maybe because they do stoned like no others. I mean, a Canadian stoner is off on a totally different planet from the rest of us!    :D
 
 The story above gives a whole new meaning to the catch phrase, "The war on drugs.".
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