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vansmack

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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #570 on: April 09, 2008, 01:36:00 pm »
This is an embarrassing read.  It makes me feel really old...it also helps explain Social D's Another State of Mind.  A bit anyway.
 
 My mate Joe Nelson on "The OC Sloth Crew"
 
 Our resident west coast connection, Joe Nelson, will continually appear here at Double Cross delivering more great stories and memories from the hardcore reality. Since most of his material will be Orange County related, what better way to get acquanited with his colorful cast of characters than by getting a thorough history on The Crew: The O.C. Sloth Crew. -DCXX
 
 More at DoubleCross.
 
 PS - Yes it's that Zach De La Rocha, and usual Jim Rome listeners might recognize "Silk" - yes, it's that Silk.  The rest of the names I been known to deny knowing depending on who's asking.  I never miss that poker game when I go home, mostly because it's an easy way to pay for the trip.
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vansmack

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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #571 on: April 14, 2008, 06:34:00 pm »
Smackie spent the weekend in Vegas for a couple 21 year olds birthday parties, and while their sorority sisters are nice, it was the Miss America Pageant that really made my weekend.  Miss Missouri (who couldn't have been sweeter) was robbed.
 
  
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« Reply #572 on: April 15, 2008, 11:58:00 am »
No, Smackie did not write this article, as he was accused this morning.  But he very well could have.  What other rag would do such a good job comparing the US H1B policy to the most neglected movie in recent time, "Idiocracy"?
 
 HELP NOT WANTED[/url]
 Apr 10th 2008
 From The Economist print edition
 
 Congress is doing its best to lose the global talent war
 
 ONE of the most unjustly neglected films of the past few years is Mike Judge's ??Idiocracy?. Mr Judge is the genius behind Beavis and Butt-Head, two of the most disgusting creatures on television, and Hank Hill, one of the wisest. In ??Idiocracy? he turns his talents to futurology??and to the troubling question of the long-term impact of dysgenic breeding, junk food and grunge culture on America's collective IQ.
 
 The premise is simple. Two typical citizens??the army's ??most average? soldier and a street prostitute??find themselves transported 500 years into the future. They soon discover that they are towering geniuses compared with the knuckle-draggers who inhabit the America of 2505. The country's best university is run by Costco. People are named after brands such as Frito and Mountain Dew. Starbucks has become a chain of brothels. The president is a former porn star and wrestling champion.
 
 One might imagine that America's politicians would do all that they could to prevent Mr Judge's dystopia from materialising. But when it comes to immigration they are doing exactly the opposite??trying their best to keep the world's best and brightest from darkening America's doors.
 
 As always, there's more...
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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #573 on: April 15, 2008, 12:05:00 pm »
go away, 'batin
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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #574 on: April 16, 2008, 03:26:00 pm »
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  go away, 'batin
Nice.
 
 Sure you're not just playin' with your XPhone?
 
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« Reply #575 on: April 21, 2008, 04:19:00 pm »
"High heels are the new smokes"
 
 In Vegas two weeks ago, I noticed less and less chicks smoking by the pool, and more and more chicks wearing high heels to the pool.  
 
 After hours spent meticulously people watching at the MGM Grand, I discovered that chicks wearing high heels to the pool are the new chicks looking to have a good time, a welcome addition to the once great smackie corollary "Chicks that smoke, poke."
 
 And if you see this corollary on Lewis Black's new show, have no fear.  He's using it with permission (he had the cabana next to me and we exchanged a few thoughts).
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vansmack

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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #576 on: April 21, 2008, 05:36:00 pm »
In an attempt to one up my Epic Vegas weekend from two weekend's ago, I headed to Orange County for a sports weekend with the Ducks, Angels and the Long Beach Grand Prix all in town at the same time.
 
 But it was the Pennywise show where the Riot Police showed up that made my weekend.
 
 For the record, the OC weekend failed to trump my Vegas weekend.
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« Reply #577 on: April 21, 2008, 07:00:00 pm »
Venerable just informed me that after the Judas Priest album "Screaming for Vengance" is released for Rock Band tomorrow, the next album will be The Cars s/t debut.
 
 That means Quickie 'n the Bushes will be filming their first virtual video for youtube only release.  We've chosen "Moving in Stereo" and are now casting for the role of Phoebe Cates.  All interested parties should send me an email that includes a photo.
 
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sweetcell

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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #578 on: April 25, 2008, 12:45:00 pm »
a while back i did this online survey wherein you were asked to rate ladies' attractiveness, and were given an assessment of your taste.  this quiz had some amount of seriousness behind it, as there was a lot of stats involved and it was based on a big sample size.  upon completion i was informed that i should be a casting agent, as my definition of female beauty appeals to a large percentage of the population (i.e. women that i find attractive are very likely to be considered attractive by the general population).  my taste in women is even more mainstream than my taste in music   :p  
 
 the following story bears this out, as i'm on record here stating that the aptly-named megan fox is the hottest thing that i've laid on eyes on since, oh, meeting my girfriend (hopefully that last bit will keep me out of the dog house).
   
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FHM names world's sexiest woman
 
 LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Megan Fox is the sexiest woman in the world -- at least according to FHM magazine.
 
  The "Transformers" co-star tops FHM's annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll of FHM readers.
 
 The 21-year-old model-actress beat out the likes of Angelina Jolie (No. 12), Rihanna (No. 14), Kim Kardashian (No. 17), Paris Hilton (No. 77) and last year's champion, Jessica Alba (No. 3).
 
 Fox debuted on the annual list in 2006 at No. 68 and ranked at No. 65 in 2007. Joining her in the top 10 this year are -- in descending order -- Jessica Biel, Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, Scarlett Johansson, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Tricia Helfer, Blake Lively and Kate Beckinsale. Britney Spears came in at No. 100.
 
 The women from MTV's "The Hills" duke it out on the list with Heidi Montag (No. 44) beating out Audrina Patridge (No. 80) and Lauren Conrad (No. 95).
 
 Current "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Shannon Elizabeth (No. 46) returned to the ranking after being absent last year, joining professional dancers Cheryl Burke (No. 40) and Karina Smirnoff (No. 78).
 
 FHM said nearly 9 million votes were cast for the 14th edition of the annual poll.
<img src="http://www.fhm.com/images/media/image/meganbig8.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
   http://www.fhm.com/100sexiestwinner08/  
 
 smackie, apologies for invading your thread.  seemed to be the most appropriate place to post this important information.
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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #579 on: April 25, 2008, 01:16:00 pm »
Totally approved.  Except for saying your girlfriend is hotter than Megan Fox.
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« Reply #580 on: April 25, 2008, 01:30:00 pm »
Have a link to the survey?
 
 
 
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
  a while back i did this online survey wherein you were asked to rate ladies' attractiveness, and were given an assessment of your taste.  this quiz had some amount of seriousness behind it, as there was a lot of stats involved and it was based on a big sample size.  upon completion i was informed that i should be a casting agent, as my definition of female beauty appeals to a large percentage of the population (i.e. women that i find attractive are very likely to be considered attractive by the general population).  my taste in women is even more mainstream than my taste in music    :p  
 
 the following story bears this out, as i'm on record here stating that the aptly-named megan fox is the hottest thing that i've laid on eyes on since, oh, meeting my girfriend (hopefully that last bit will keep me out of the dog house).
     
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FHM names world's sexiest woman
 
 LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Megan Fox is the sexiest woman in the world -- at least according to FHM magazine.
 
  The "Transformers" co-star tops FHM's annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll of FHM readers.
 
 The 21-year-old model-actress beat out the likes of Angelina Jolie (No. 12), Rihanna (No. 14), Kim Kardashian (No. 17), Paris Hilton (No. 77) and last year's champion, Jessica Alba (No. 3).
 
 Fox debuted on the annual list in 2006 at No. 68 and ranked at No. 65 in 2007. Joining her in the top 10 this year are -- in descending order -- Jessica Biel, Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, Scarlett Johansson, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Tricia Helfer, Blake Lively and Kate Beckinsale. Britney Spears came in at No. 100.
 
 The women from MTV's "The Hills" duke it out on the list with Heidi Montag (No. 44) beating out Audrina Patridge (No. 80) and Lauren Conrad (No. 95).
 
 Current "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Shannon Elizabeth (No. 46) returned to the ranking after being absent last year, joining professional dancers Cheryl Burke (No. 40) and Karina Smirnoff (No. 78).
 
 FHM said nearly 9 million votes were cast for the 14th edition of the annual poll.
<img src="http://www.fhm.com/images/media/image/meganbig8.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
    http://www.fhm.com/100sexiestwinner08/  
 
 smackie, apologies for invading your thread.  seemed to be the most appropriate place to post this important information. [/b]

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« Reply #581 on: April 25, 2008, 01:35:00 pm »
<img src="http://www.fhm.com/images/media/image/meganbig8.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 She's got a lot of bad tattoos.  Like a big Latin one, trying to be the next Angelina Jolie.  Yet, she WAS "Brianna Wallace"
 
 So you're bragging now that you can "spot beauty?"  Jesus.  Between vansmack's Top Ten list of "Guys I want to have sex with" and Jule's general douchieness, I can't tell which male is more insecure and feels the need to puff themselves out the most.  It's mind-boggling how self-satisfied yet insecure y'all are.
 
 What humans perceive as beautiful is perfect averageness.  Anyone who's studied Aesthetics (or math) knows that.
 
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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #582 on: April 25, 2008, 01:53:00 pm »
You sure do have a lot to say about things Jules and I discuss.  
 
 Me thinks you're developing a bit of a man crush.  How cute.
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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #583 on: April 25, 2008, 03:01:00 pm »
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   I can't tell which male is more insecure and feels the need to puff themselves out the most.  
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« Reply #584 on: April 25, 2008, 03:06:00 pm »
If they could only find 76 women hotter than Paris Hilton, they weren't looking very hard.