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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: walkonby on July 05, 2011, 08:44:06 pm

Title: enough is enough!
Post by: walkonby on July 05, 2011, 08:44:06 pm
can you pleasing fucking do something about all the motherfucking spammers.

jesus fucking christ.

i read and post on many other forums . . . and NONE of them have this shit.  what, is this amaetur fucking hour around here?  is fisher price controlling your servers?  is stevie wonder the real moderator!

seperate threads that you can tell are fake are one thing . . . but when they start appearing in random threads, and i open one and one of my coworkers see and thinks i'm looking at porn at work . . . then that's the last fucking straw you fuckers.  a big fuck you to you!

fix this shit, or i'm gone.   
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: walkonby on July 05, 2011, 09:29:04 pm
take that you porn bastards

(http://iloveadrenaline.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/house-cat-sex-mating.jpg)
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: hutch on July 05, 2011, 10:13:00 pm
I agree.. I mean come on.. there are plenty of forums I go to that don't have spam.. WTF is the problem? as stated: WHY IS IT AMATEUR HOUR HERE??

go to the forum at www.iorr.org.. never any spam.. or check out stevehoffman.tv forum.. one case of spam  i've seen with over 200 MILLION POSTS!


come on guys! ramp it up!
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: sweetcell on July 05, 2011, 11:57:46 pm
take that you porn bastards

(http://lolcats.com/images/u/08/43/lolcatsdotcom5g3sey1ofyt7pkup.jpg)
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: azaghal1981 on July 06, 2011, 12:10:59 am
Someone stated this before but the forum software has to have a no-post for the first 24 hrs/no thread starting for 7 days for new users feature.

That way handles that look like they might be bots can be deleted before ever having a chance to spam.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 06, 2011, 12:13:43 am
take that you porn bastards

(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/09/08/lolcatsdotcomp7wzqi2n0wu01tg7.jpg)
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: RatBastard on July 06, 2011, 06:20:26 am
I have no idea if SMF has a moderated post option, but if not the code is open source and a mod might not be too difficult to implement.  In the case that a mod like this would be something the powers that be interested in, let me know and I'll see if I can write the code.  I've been on the code team for several server apps including one of the major forum packages.  I might be able to pull it off.  I'd envision making it so that all posts by new members must be approved by an admin/moderator before being public.  That's how it works in the code I have worked on before.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: RatBastard on July 06, 2011, 06:26:53 am
OK so I just read up on SMF a bit.  Seems there is a feature called membergroups that would be helpful in this matter.  I am not going to go into a full discussion of how it could (should?) be set up.  No need give info to the black hats if they cannot figure it out for themselves.  If any help is needed in setting this up (should it be desired) just let me know.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 06, 2011, 11:01:55 am
(http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTf2yEeBROCkUA7xNWBQx./SIG=12infqtr9/EXP=1309993220/**http%3a//andrewteman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/spam_1.jpg)

I loved Spam when I was a carnivore....fried spam buttie (sandwich) for breakfast dipped in a nice easy over fried egg was THEFUCKINGBEST!!!
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: sweetcell on July 06, 2011, 11:31:27 am
http://www.wikiadvocacy.org/index.php/Protecting_Message_Boards_from_Spam (see links to Spamhaus and Zbblock at the bottom)

http://akismet.com/development/ (for SMF: http://www.dansoftaustralia.net/products/smf-mods/akismet.htm)
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: vansmack on July 06, 2011, 12:02:05 pm
I'm more disappointed that some of the regulars can't detect what new threads are spam and simply ignore them than I am that this free service for us that, for the most part, allows for us to be socially retarded isn't up to their high standards.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: sweetcell on July 06, 2011, 12:24:54 pm
that's a really awkward sentence, but agreed.

still, if we can implement a quick fix to cut out this crap... why not?
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: vansmack on July 06, 2011, 12:27:53 pm
still, if we can implement a quick fix to cut out this crap... why not?

I believe it was more the approach than the idea that I took issue with.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: walkonby on July 06, 2011, 12:44:20 pm
I'm more disappointed that some of the regulars can't detect what new threads are spam and simply ignore them than I am that this free service for us that, for the most part, allows for us to be socially retarded isn't up to their high standards.

did you have a brain tumor for breakfast or what?  did you read my post?

here, let me refresh your aging mind:  "seperate threads that you can tell are fake are one thing . . . but when they start appearing in random threads"

i guess if i would have included some iphone bullshit, it would have been ok?
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: hutch on July 06, 2011, 01:00:59 pm
I'm more disappointed that some of the regulars can't detect what new threads are spam and simply ignore them than I am that this free service for us that, for the most part, allows for us to be socially retarded isn't up to their high standards.

dude there was a porn gif/video on the just announced thread ... you opened up thread and VOILA
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: James Ford on July 06, 2011, 01:07:10 pm
Don't you like porn?

I'm more disappointed that some of the regulars can't detect what new threads are spam and simply ignore them than I am that this free service for us that, for the most part, allows for us to be socially retarded isn't up to their high standards.

dude there was a porn gif/video on the just announced thread ... you opened up thread and VOILA
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: hutch on July 06, 2011, 01:11:53 pm
Don't you like porn?

I'm more disappointed that some of the regulars can't detect what new threads are spam and simply ignore them than I am that this free service for us that, for the most part, allows for us to be socially retarded isn't up to their high standards.

dude there was a porn gif/video on the just announced thread ... you opened up thread and VOILA


I did not like this particular bit of porn... too "porny"
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: sweetcell on July 06, 2011, 01:16:13 pm
me so porny
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: chaz on July 06, 2011, 01:42:11 pm
hah!
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: wml7 on July 06, 2011, 01:47:32 pm
wow, persistent little buggers  ;D
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: vansmack on July 06, 2011, 02:05:55 pm
You're on a music message board while you're at work.  Forgive me if I have little sympathy for you that it's the porn that might get you in trouble.


That being said, I don't think the spam gives you the right to tell the mods to "fuck off" and to call them names when they're providing you a free service just so that you're not bored at work.

Leave the board then if it's that much of a problem for you.  Like those that have come and gone before you, you won't be missed as much as you hope.



Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 06, 2011, 02:08:14 pm
You're on a music message board while you're at work.  Forgive me if I have little sympathy for you that it's the porn that might get you in trouble.


That being said, I don't think the spam gives you the right to tell the mods to "fuck off" and to call them names when they're providing you a free service just so that you're not bored at work.

Leave the board then if it's that much of a problem for you.  Like those that have come and gone before you, you won't be missed as much as you hope.





.....who are we talking about again?
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: vansmack on July 06, 2011, 02:10:44 pm
.....who are we talking about again?

Markie.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: walkonby on July 06, 2011, 02:20:35 pm
i'm not hoping to be missed.  and yes when i'm at work, i like to come on here to escape the drone.  but since i'm the asshole here, i guess i'll leave. 
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: chaz on July 06, 2011, 02:22:15 pm
double hah!
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: wml7 on July 06, 2011, 02:25:19 pm
why is walkys name in white? is he gone, oh no :o
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: chaz on July 06, 2011, 02:26:19 pm
why is walkys name in white? is he gone, oh no :o
he packed up his toys and stormed out
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: hutch on July 06, 2011, 02:27:47 pm
I don't see why there's a need to blame the messenger..


Everyone benefits if the board has less spam, etc. I assume
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: wml7 on July 06, 2011, 02:34:35 pm
we can't lose walky, who will show the cat pics?  ;D
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: vansmack on July 06, 2011, 02:34:35 pm
Yawn...drama.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 06, 2011, 02:45:03 pm
Wow.....Just think if walkie was on here in the bad old days when rhett was, well, rhett and we had markie and his missus posting. Even GGW was angry back then.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: sweetcell on July 06, 2011, 02:53:08 pm
we can't lose walky, who will show the cat pics?  ;D

maybe the same person who started the posting-of-cat-pix thing on this board?  (hint: it wasn't walkonby)

p.s. $10 says walkies is back on this board within a week.  any takers?
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 06, 2011, 03:15:42 pm
we can't lose walky, who will show the cat pics?  ;D

maybe the same person who started the posting-of-cat-pix thing on this board?  (hint: it wasn't walkonby)

p.s. $10 says walkies is back on this board within a week.  any takers?

I say by Aug 1st.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: chaz on July 06, 2011, 03:22:31 pm
It's an absolute lock he's following this thread more closely than he's ever followed one.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 06, 2011, 03:44:33 pm
HI WALKIE!!!!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Relaxer on July 06, 2011, 04:12:54 pm
Wow.....Just think if walkie was on here in the bad old days when rhett was, well, rhett and we had markie and his missus posting. Even GGW was angry back then.

But Rhett is still Rhett and I thought Frank Gallagher was Markie, or was that Mankie? and was Poorlulu his wife? She wasn't that interesting. We did have Julian, who added some MUCH needed edge, but we know how that ended. Poor Icarus, he flew too high to the sun.
Meanwhile, there never would've been that Conspiracy Theory kerfuffle back in the early oughts.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: James Ford on July 06, 2011, 04:18:53 pm
Julian was about as edgy as his popped collar.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Jaguar on July 06, 2011, 04:19:45 pm
Walkie, we LOVE YOU!

Come back soon... once the spammers have been killed off.

(http://img27.ownskin.com/powerwall/GH/4t/fY/7w/47cffd0d.gif)
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Relaxer on July 06, 2011, 04:20:11 pm
Well to be fair, he starched his collars for extra edge.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: lagas on July 06, 2011, 04:21:10 pm
Wow.....Just think if walkie was on here in the bad old days when rhett was, well, rhett and we had markie and his missus posting. Even GGW was angry back then.

But Rhett is still Rhett and I thought Frank Gallagher was Markie, or was that Mankie? and was Poorlulu his wife? She wasn't that interesting. We did have Julian, who added some MUCH needed edge, but we know how that ended. Poor Icarus, he flew too high to the sun.
Meanwhile, there never would've been that Conspiracy Theory kerfuffle back in the early oughts.


don't forget Surly something, can't remember his name, he was also a handful
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: wml7 on July 06, 2011, 04:21:50 pm
we can't lose walky, who will show the cat pics?  ;D

maybe the same person who started the posting-of-cat-pix thing on this board?  (hint: it wasn't walkonby)

p.s. $10 says walkies is back on this board within a week.  any takers?

ohhh, so you mean James Ford  ;D
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 06, 2011, 04:32:10 pm
and who could forget BOMBAY CHUTNEY?

Yeah....poorlulu. Unlike most people she was more offensive in person than behind a keyboard. I liked those two and enjoyed poking markies cage with un-pc comments and just watch him take the bait....every time!
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Jaguar on July 06, 2011, 04:39:34 pm
He was funny.

Then he turned 30 and let himself get old and disappear.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Relaxer on July 06, 2011, 04:40:10 pm
So Frank Gallagher, are/were you Mankie?
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: sweetcell on July 06, 2011, 04:48:57 pm
So Frank Gallagher, are/were you Mankie?

yes.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: wml7 on July 06, 2011, 09:58:43 pm
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/4/128755806558596333.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-aifinkso-its-yer-prollem.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 06, 2011, 10:14:56 pm
.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 07, 2011, 09:51:30 am
So Frank Gallagher, are/were you Mankie?

yes.

Guilty as charged.....
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on July 08, 2011, 08:44:10 am
Walkie's freakout might have seemed over the top but I can see why someone would get angry if they clicked a legit thread at work and downloaded a porn image.   Viewing music forums at work is obviously a no-no, but it's not likely to get you fired (unless that's all you're doing with your day), whereas downloading porn certainly will.

And the additional problem with spam posts and images in legit threads isn't just that it can get the viewer in trouble -- it tells the spam house that the page is getting views, and therefore attracts more spam.   It also reveals the viewer's IP address to the spammer.

besides putting posting restrictions on newbies, I think it's also possible to restrict the ability of unknown lusers to post images at all.   That would seem to be a good idea since embedded images can lead to a whole world of problems.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Jaguar on July 08, 2011, 10:08:32 am
And the additional problem with spam posts and images in legit threads isn't just that it can get the viewer in trouble -- it tells the spam house that the page is getting views, and therefore attracts more spam.   It also reveals the viewer's IP address to the spammer.

This is exactly why I am now reading the names on the last posters before I open any threads. Not wanting to credit any of this filth at all. I only come in here when I'm at home but I don't even want this trash on my own computer. It's very annoying and potentially dangerous. Who knows what might be loaded in that garbage.

I'm with Doomie on ALL points!

This problem is seriously getting out of hand and has more perils than potentially getting any given legit professional surfer fired. It's way past time that something was tried to get rid of this vermin.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Relaxer on July 08, 2011, 11:46:03 am
Yeah I gotta say, this is getting really stupid. It's one thing to have new threads that are easily ignored, but if these dipshits keep posting in established threads, then there's no point in even trying to keep this board going.

Drama
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 08, 2011, 03:03:21 pm
A fix is is the works
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Jaguar on July 08, 2011, 03:28:58 pm
A fix is is the works


THANK YOU!!!!!!!

 :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: vansmack on July 08, 2011, 03:48:05 pm
Surely I can't be the only one that would rather read spam than the utter nonsense that some of you post?
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: hutch on July 08, 2011, 04:08:49 pm
come back walkie!
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 08, 2011, 04:51:13 pm
come back walkie!

Naw...let him fester a while.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on July 08, 2011, 07:11:50 pm
A fix is is the works


woohoo!
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 08, 2011, 07:13:26 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oM6ZlmSuvp0/S0yEBXxSR6I/AAAAAAAAACg/B_Cmenztek0/s320/cat+boxing.jpg)

me in the middle

porn spammers on the left
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 08, 2011, 07:26:40 pm
come back walkie!

thank you

and here i thought we didn't like each other

you like the new name . . . or is too much

sorry kosmo for all the shit i've ever given you in the past; you run a good site!
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Yada on July 08, 2011, 08:53:05 pm
suite melt
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: hutch on July 08, 2011, 08:56:53 pm
I'm a creature of habit and like to see the regulars around...


the name is a little "loud" but very apropos.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 09, 2011, 10:22:47 am
you're right . . . it was a tad loud.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 11, 2011, 11:07:25 am
you're right . . . it was a tad loud.

I was way off....I thought you'd hold out till the end of the month.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 11, 2011, 11:14:58 am
when i read that kosmo had announced there was a fix to the porn spammers in the works, i decided to come back.  plus the sexual tension between me and relaxer was too much for me to give up.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Jaguar on July 12, 2011, 04:18:08 am
Spammer Scum: 1
Forum Mods: 0

 :-[

Better luck next round!
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 12, 2011, 07:18:56 am
fix has not been put in place
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 12, 2011, 12:06:12 pm
fix has not been put in place

Yeah....you know those IT types. URGENT is just not in their vocabulary.
 ;)
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: sweetcell on July 12, 2011, 12:21:07 pm
fix has not been put in place

Yeah....you know those IT types. URGENT is just not in their vocabulary.
 ;)

you know those user types.  REALISM and INTELLIGENCE are just not in their vocabularies.

;D
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Relaxer on July 12, 2011, 12:39:08 pm
fix has not been put in place

Yeah....you know those IT types. URGENT is just not in their vocabulary.
 ;)

you know those user types.  REALISM and INTELLIGENCE are just not in their vocabularies.

;D

you know those proto types. SHIPDATES and QUALITY CONTROL are just not in their vocabularies.

(http://www.iseesmileys.com/smileys/Upset/Weird.gif)
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: vansmack on July 12, 2011, 12:47:37 pm
Have no fear.  It's in BETA TESTING....
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 12, 2011, 12:57:14 pm
Have no fear.  It's in BETA TESTING....

DOOOD!!! Beta is sooooooo 80's. At least run it through VHS!!!

Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: nkotb on July 12, 2011, 01:00:00 pm
Well, someone just outed themselves as old as fuck :)

Have no fear.  It's in BETA TESTING....

DOOOD!!! Beta is sooooooo 80's. At least run it through VHS!!!


Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 12, 2011, 03:36:16 pm
Well, someone just outed themselves as old as fuck :)

Have no fear.  It's in BETA TESTING....

DOOOD!!! Beta is sooooooo 80's. At least run it through VHS!!!



I don't think that's any great revelation to be honest...
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: RatBastard on July 13, 2011, 04:27:18 am
FAST- GOOD - CHEAP...  When it comes to having code written you get to pick two.  When I write code I will not allow the 2nd alternative to be omitted.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: lily1 on July 13, 2011, 11:41:08 am
moderators, would you please remove the completely not work safe (ie p.orn) posting to the FREEFEST thread? 
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: StoneTheCrow on July 13, 2011, 12:18:56 pm
Seriously. I just pulled that up at work. Not happy.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 13, 2011, 12:41:48 pm
Seriously. I just pulled that up at work. Not happy.

DAMN IT!! I can't find it.....I wanted to show it my boss. Seriously.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: vansmack on July 13, 2011, 03:36:40 pm
moderators, would you please remove the completely not work safe (ie p.orn) posting to the FREEFEST thread? 

Yes, please remove it so I can announce that I'm not going either.... ;)
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 13, 2011, 03:57:09 pm
moderators, would you please remove the completely not work safe (ie p.orn) posting to the FREEFEST thread? 

Yes, please remove it so I can announce that I'm not going either.... ;)

you seem stressed and on edge lately . . . do you need a blowjob?
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 13, 2011, 04:26:27 pm
moderators, would you please remove the completely not work safe (ie p.orn) posting to the FREEFEST thread? 

Yes, please remove it so I can announce that I'm not going either.... ;)

you seem stressed and on edge lately . . . do you need a blowjob?

He lives in San Francisco...I have a feeling he can get a blow job at the drop of a hat...
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 13, 2011, 05:44:00 pm
oh didn't they tell you?  in san fan . . . blowjobs are out, rimjobs are in.  i'm not sure about real jobs, though.
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 14, 2011, 10:12:34 am
oh didn't they tell you?  in san fan . . . blowjobs are out, rimjobs are in.  i'm not sure about real jobs, though.

That's disapointing.....

You know the difference between and egg and a blow job?

You can beat an egg!!!!
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Mobius on July 14, 2011, 06:32:46 pm
I'm thinking Ike Leggett is funded by and actively supports the coalition of NSFW spammers
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 17, 2011, 07:25:12 pm
I wonder is this is the type of spam walkie would put up with

actual user name and email address that attempted to register on forum, changed to protect the innocent among us

L3g@lBudz - buyl3g@lbudzonline@something.somethingelse

and yes a level of spambusting is in place at the moment...
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 17, 2011, 08:05:45 pm
and yes a level of spambusting is in place at the moment...

I've noticed, but I didn't want to say anything too soon. Good work.  8)
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: chaz on July 18, 2011, 12:18:01 pm
and yes a level of spambusting is in place at the moment...

I've noticed, but I didn't want to say anything too soon. Good work.  8)
Looks like it's not working so well....
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 18, 2011, 01:45:09 pm
Please bear with us it's a manual process...
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 18, 2011, 02:55:18 pm
Please bear with us it's a manual process...


THATS' WHAT SHE SAID......................
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: chaz on July 18, 2011, 02:57:11 pm
Please bear with us it's a manual process...

So the anti spam solution is to manually remove the spam threads as they appear?  Elegant!
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 18, 2011, 03:51:06 pm
No its to block IP addresses and reject new users who appear to be spammers.  A Couple users thought to be legit turned out to spamots...
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: Relaxer on July 18, 2011, 04:09:27 pm
No its to block IP addresses and reject new users who appear to be spammers.  A Couple users thought to be legit turned out to spamots...

Good work, Kosmo!

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Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 18, 2011, 04:25:20 pm
i lawl'ed
Title: Re: enough is enough!
Post by: RatBastard on July 18, 2011, 05:54:47 pm
oh didn't they tell you?  in san fan . . . blowjobs are out, rimjobs are in.  i'm not sure about real jobs, though.

That's disapointing.....

You know the difference between and egg and a blow job?

You can beat an egg!!!!


Which does not belong, your wife, your meat, or a blow job...