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Title: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on January 25, 2005, 01:58:00 pm

Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law of Thermodynamics
 
 Casual One-Nighter Gives Strom Thurmond Change Of Heart On Gay Issue
 
 Lab Rabbit Strongly Recommends Cover Girl Waterproof Mascara For Sensitive Eyes
 
 Even Though I'd Never Seen Major League, I Found Major League II Surprisingly Easy To Follow

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on January 25, 2005, 02:05:00 pm

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Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
  Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law of Thermodynamics
 

That was always my favorite. I love the picture with the article, too, with the woman holding the sign "I don't believe in fundamental tenets of science... AND I VOTE!"

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: ggw on January 25, 2005, 02:14:00 pm

Marijuana Linked to Sitting Around Getting High

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: Venerable Bede on January 25, 2005, 02:19:00 pm

Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs; 'Oh Shit', Says Humanity
 
 my favorite one line headlines are:
 
 ebert wins
 
 ramones reunion 3/4 complete
 
 god grants john ritter's wish to meet johnny cash
 
 jenna bush's federally protected wetlands now open for public drilling
 
 kurt warner cheered on by wire-haired man goblin

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: edbert on January 25, 2005, 02:21:00 pm

Bush 2004 Campaign Pledges To Restore Honor And Dignity To White House

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: LostSoul on January 25, 2005, 02:22:00 pm

Homosexual Tearfully Admits to Being Governor of New Jersey
 
 Michael Moore Regrets Not Filming Last 600 Trips to McDonalds
 
 
 Priceless

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: kcjones119 on January 25, 2005, 02:29:00 pm

Study Finds That Babies Are Stupid

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on January 25, 2005, 03:20:00 pm

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Originally posted by elj:
   

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Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
  Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law of Thermodynamics
 

That was always my favorite. I love the picture with the article, too, with the woman holding the sign "I don't believe in fundamental tenets of science... AND I VOTE!" [/b]

that's my main friendster photo ....

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: on January 25, 2005, 03:28:00 pm

Fruit of Islam cause man to soil Fruit of Looms.

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on January 25, 2005, 03:30:00 pm

<img src="http://photos.friendster.com/photos/84/01/821048/1208989419893l.jpg" alt=" - " />

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: ggw on January 25, 2005, 03:51:00 pm

Drug Use Down Among Uncool Teens

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: TheNomad on January 25, 2005, 03:56:00 pm

Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years
 
 Parents Of Suicide Victim Saw It Coming A Mile Away

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: PigIron on January 25, 2005, 04:35:00 pm

No doubt, the one about the landing on the moon, from Our Dumb Century.  Followed by the one about OJ catching the "real killer" - also from Our Dumb Century."

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: cb95 on January 25, 2005, 05:13:00 pm

HEADLINE - Bush: Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over
 
 Published January 18, 2001
 
 Most prescient story ever.
 
 Copied here:
 
 http://eagle.la.asu.edu/hester/bush_nightmare.html (http://eagle.la.asu.edu/hester/bush_nightmare.html)

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: Sir HC on January 25, 2005, 06:45:00 pm

Forget the exact headline but along the lines of:
 
 "Man on corner says all ya all can go fuck yo selves"
 
 Then has the line about representatives for all yo all could not be reached to respond to his themselves fucking proposition.

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on January 25, 2005, 07:54:00 pm

who would have imagined the Onion would be so good at predicting the future with this 2001 article that was supposedly humor?
 
   Bush: "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."  (http://chak.org/pages/onion/bush_nightmare.html)

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: tenpercenter on January 26, 2005, 05:52:00 pm

"Third Grade Bully Not So Tough After Sexual Abuse"

Title: Re: favorite onion headlines?
Post by: Relaxer on January 26, 2005, 07:32:00 pm

Area Bass Player Fellated
 
 Head Deadhead Dead