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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: bnyced0 on October 03, 2007, 12:53:00 pm
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We banter about who amongst musicians, actors, athletes, and other famous people who we think are cute, hot, sexy, sponge worthy, etc.
But who out there would you really be interested in going out on a date with?
To keep this from getting unruly, let??s try to keep to people that are actually single, and take into account their (albeit likely manufactured) reputations, and drug issues, their potential homosexuality (if you??re from the opposite sex), etc.
In other words a somewhat serious look at someone you think you could actually hit it off with, rather than someone you??d just like to get off with.
I ask because I can??t really think of anyone, but we as a society seem so hung up on ??celebrity? especially adolescents who buy posters, and tickets, and merchandise, and scream and pass out at shows and in general act as though they really have a chance with whomever they??re lusting after, when if they stopped to think about it would probably be repulsed by not only the person but the lifestyle they??d have to endure to be with them.
Kind of a weird thought, huh?
I used to think Nicole Kidman would be an ideal date, red head, Australian, phenomenal talent, drop dead gorgeous, but between marrying that midget, having a ton of kids, and now being married to a country singer she??s kind of lost her glamour.
I also have a thing for Bjork and Mariah Carey, but I think if actually given the opportunity I??d probably decline both, though it would be a tough call with the Icelandic wonder.
You?
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Lauren Conrad
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Claire Danes
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Keira Knightley
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Robbie Williams
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jenny lewis..no idea if she's single or not
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Nicole Kidman has never had a kid, only a miscarriage.
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Originally posted by manimtired:
jenny lewis..no idea if she's single or not
by single, I just meant unmarried, so you're safe there
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Claire Danes
your other ones are crazy,but this would be my choice
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Originally posted by pdx pollard:
your other ones are crazy,but this would be my choice
Well, he said unmarried so my obvious Gwen Stefani choice was thwarted.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Nicole Kidman has never had a kid, only a miscarriage.
shit your right, forgot they were adopted, but she's still married to a country singer, and also forgot to add she's a smoker (huge deal breaker) so though a tough call, she's still off the list <img src="http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/21/21174-nicole-kidman-sex-e-screensaver.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Sara Silverman <img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/251/517799544_32f47bfcde.jpg" alt=" - " />
and Marisa Tomei <img src="http://www.shakespeare.org/albums/gala2004/Marisa_Tomei.sized.jpg" alt=" - " />
ok so I lied I can think of a couple.
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Milo Ventimiglia
James McAvoy
and Dave (of Birdmonster)
and i think id have the most in common with dave, and since we already email each other we already know a fair bit about each other. doesnt hurt that we're both gaucho alum.
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Smoking was always a dealbreaker for me too. To properly do this exercise, I'd need a list of which celebs are smokers and which are nonsmokers.
Originally posted by bnyced0:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Nicole Kidman has never had a kid, only a miscarriage.
shit your right, forgot they were adopted, but she's still married to a country singer, and also forgot to add she's a smoker (huge deal breaker) so though a tough call, she's still off the list <img src="http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/21/21174-nicole-kidman-sex-e-screensaver.jpg" alt=" - " /> [/b]
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Sam Phillips (the singer)
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She's a homewrecker.
Originally posted by pdx pollard:
Originally posted by vansmack:
Claire Danes
your other ones are crazy,but this would be my choice [/b]
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Originally posted by xneverwherex:
doesnt hurt that we're both gaucho alum.
But It also doesn't help the prospects of your potential progeny.
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<img src="http://fuseblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/michelle_trachtenberg2_0316.jpg" alt=" - " />
Michelle Trachtenberg
<img src="http://www.physorg.com/newman/gfx/news/1-lonelygirl15.jpg" alt=" - " />
Jessica Rose
<img src="http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/images/2006/09/05/image1968954.jpg" alt=" - " />
Hilary Duff
<img src="http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_kids/stars-hayden-panettiere-400a101106.jpg" alt=" - " />
Hayden Panettiere (although, she's prolly be too party girl for me)
<img src="http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/b/brittany_snow/thumbnails/tn2_brittany_snow_1.jpg" alt=" - " />
Brittany Snow
<img src="http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Kristin_big_smile_strapless_yellow_dress.jpg" alt=" - " />
Kristin Davis
<img src="http://www.poster.net/sharapova-maria/sharapova-maria-photo-xxl-maria-sharapova-6233851.jpg" alt=" - " />
Maria Sharapova
<img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/mischabarton/mischa_barton1_300_400.jpg" alt=" - " />
Mischa Barton
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Smoking was always a dealbreaker for me too.
Ditto.
And while she's working at Wienerlicious and wearing pigtails, I'm going to give Yvonne Strzechowski a chance.
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Apparently Julian doesn't subscribe to the half your age plus seven corollary...or maybe he does and I've given him too much creidt for his actual age.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
She's a homewrecker.
I guess she'd have to be to agree to a date with me...
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Michelle Trachtenberg
Jessica Rose
Hilary Duff
Hayden Panettiere (although, she's prolly be too party girl for me)
Brittany Snow
Kristin Davis
Maria Sharapova
Mischa Barton
You did see the criteria right? And I should add no pedophilia allowed.... :p
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Apparently Julian doesn't subscribe to the half your age plus seven corollary...or maybe he does and I've given him too much creidt for his actual age.
I'm 24. Only Hayden doesn't pass the half plus seven rule.
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
You did see the criteria right?
I did. I know of no drug habits or homosexuality that'd discredit any of those young ladies. Although, Hayden and Mischa might be "party girls" which I don't really go for, so those two might be gone. But I don't have more then a hunch to base that on. I really shouldn't judge someone I don't know.
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i'd like to see how many of you "smoking is a deal breaker" people would really shun one of these celebrities if they lit up while out on a date.
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Brian Wallace. --we'd fight all the time so the make-up sex should be good.
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80% of the population is nonsmoking. I think if I shunned a smoker, my chances of finding a nonsmoker would still be pretty good.
The last time I dated a smoker was 23 years ago while in high school. I had no trouble shunning non-celebs who smoked; I'd have no trouble with doing the same with a celeb.
Originally posted by manimtired:
i'd like to see how many of you "smoking is a deal breaker" people would really shun one of these celebrities if they lit up while out on a date.
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and Josh Paul (http://www.daughtryofficial.com/user/joshpaul) the bass player from suicidal tendencies/daughtry.
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Originally posted by manimtired:
i'd like to see how many of you "smoking is a deal breaker" people would really shun one of these celebrities if they lit up while out on a date.
Ok, you might have a point, if before going out on the first date I had no clue because I was awestruck or something, I probably wouldn't bolt the minute she lit up.
But I can say without question there wouldn't be any chance of a longterm thing if she was a smoker, we could do the night, but it would be all physical because I couldn't open my heart to a smoker, true story...
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
80% of the population is nonsmoking. I think if I shunned a smoker, my chances of finding a nonsmoker would still be pretty good.
The last time I dated a smoker was 23 years ago while in high school. I had no trouble shunning non-celebs who smoked; I'd have no trouble with doing the same with a celeb.
Originally posted by manimtired:
i'd like to see how many of you "smoking is a deal breaker" people would really shun one of these celebrities if they lit up while out on a date.
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can you please post a picture of yourself..you sure as hell arent charming so you must be a looker..
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Originally posted by manimtired:
i'd like to see how many of you "smoking is a deal breaker" people would really shun one of these celebrities if they lit up while out on a date.
You'd be surprised by the amount of hate I have in me when it comes to smoking. Every single one of the girls I mentioned would be gone if they had a smoking habit. Every one. I have never dated a smoker and I never will.
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I also would toss all smokers. Like bnyced0 said, if I didn't know ahead of time, I wouldn't end the date rudely in the middle if she lit up, but there'd be no second date.
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<img src="http://www.fest21.com/files/images/Edward%20Norton_0.jpg" alt=" - " />
edward norton.
<img src="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/john.jpg" alt=" - " />
john krasinski.
<img src="http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/news/s/samberg_andy/281x211.jpg" alt=" - " />
andy samberg.
(too bad joey h. got married this summer. so i can't use him. *sigh*)
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I used to say Alexis Bladel (Rory on The Gilmore Girls) until I found out she smokes.
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by vansmack:
Apparently Julian doesn't subscribe to the half your age plus seven corollary...or maybe he does and I've given him too much creidt for his actual age.
I'm 24. Only Hayden doesn't pass the half plus seven rule. [/b]
It's all good, fam. Do what you feel. Get your R. Kelly on. ;)
<img src="http://samvlogs.concileo1.concileo.com/asps/snaps/20061226/f4cca420-5e23-4c73-aaa9-a588ed23a686_1.png" alt=" - " />
I going to piss on youuuuuuu/
Yes I do, I'll pee on youuuuu/
*Drip, drip, drip . . . . *
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Wow, he has a striking resemblance to Vansmack.
Originally posted by 6949:
and Josh Paul (http://www.daughtryofficial.com/user/joshpaul) the bass player from suicidal tendencies/daughtry.
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
I also would toss all smokers. Like XXXXX said, if I didn't know ahead of time, I wouldn't end the date rudely in the middle if she lit up, but there'd be no second date.
Hey can we get an edit here?
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Originally posted by TheDirector217:
It's all good, fam. Do what you feel. Get your R. Kelly on. ;)
No, that's gross. She's 18, but it's celebrity-18, which is older then regular people 18.
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
Hey can we get an edit here?
Sorry Gary, I didn't realize your first name was a state secret. Ooops!
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
Hey can we get an edit here?
I was wondering who he was talking about...
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
Hey can we get an edit here?
Sorry Gary, I didn't realize your first name was a state secret. Ooops! [/b]
I'd just rather make the G-men work a little harder if this board is being monitored for anti-government leanings and the such....
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
I'd just rather make the G-men work a little harder if this board is being monitored for anti-government leanings and the such....
Ha, I understand that.
In all seriousness, I had an incident over on that other DC music messageboard where a kid got my name and address and tried to ruin my life... but that's a story for another thread.
/off-topic
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
Hey can we get an edit here?
Sorry Gary, I didn't realize your first name was a state secret. Ooops! [/b]
I'd just rather make the G-men work a little harder if this board is being monitored for anti-government leanings and the such.... [/b]
Yeah. Cause you work for the man . . . In that building "down the way". Huh, Tommy????
;)
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There's a ton, but off the top of my head:
Kristin Bell
<img src="http://www.sophisticates.net/SHGreaderspoll/kristen.jpg" alt=" - " />
She's adoooorable
and Elisha Cuthbert
<img src="http://www.boxofficehotties.com/stills/qdig-files/converted-images/elisha-cuthbert-061212/med_elisha-cuthbert-1.jpg" alt=" - " />
I've had a huge crush on her since the first season of 24
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I'm not bad looking for 40, but I'm past my days of being a "looker".
No offense, but I don't I'd consider anybody from this board that I've met offline a "looker".
Not that there aren't a whole load of nice people on this board. I often feel bad for picking on someone on here after meeting them offline and finding out they're basically good folk.
Originally posted by manimtired:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
80% of the population is nonsmoking. I think if I shunned a smoker, my chances of finding a nonsmoker would still be pretty good.
The last time I dated a smoker was 23 years ago while in high school. I had no trouble shunning non-celebs who smoked; I'd have no trouble with doing the same with a celeb.
Originally posted by manimtired:
i'd like to see how many of you "smoking is a deal breaker" people would really shun one of these celebrities if they lit up while out on a date.
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can you please post a picture of yourself..you sure as hell arent charming so you must be a looker.. [/b]
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
I'd just rather make the G-men work a little harder if this board is being monitored for anti-government leanings and the such....
Ha, I understand that.
In all seriousness, I had an incident over on that other DC music messageboard where a kid got my name and address and tried to ruin my life... but that's a story for another thread.
/off-topic [/b]
Can we start this thread? Huh Julian, can we can we can we? I'm ready for storytime!
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Originally posted by DeathFromAbove1979:
There's a ton, but off the top of my head:
and Elisha Cuthbert
<img src="http://www.boxofficehotties.com/stills/qdig-files/converted-images/elisha-cuthbert-061212/med_elisha-cuthbert-1.jpg" alt=" - " />
I've had a huge crush on her since the first season of 24
Good point, Elisha might even warrant my no blondes exemption, and Girl Next Door was surprisingly good...ok it's true, I'd return her call...
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Smoking was always a dealbreaker for me too. To properly do this exercise, I'd need a list of which celebs are smokers and which are nonsmokers.
http://smokingsides.com/asfs/ (http://smokingsides.com/asfs/)
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Can we start this thread? Huh Julian, can we can we can we? I'm ready for storytime!
You can PM me if you want. I doubt anyone else would care.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm not bad looking for 40, but I'm past my days of being a "looker".
No offense, but I don't I'd consider anybody from this board that I've met offline a "looker".
Not that there aren't a whole load of nice people on this board. I often feel bad for picking on someone on here after meeting them offline and finding out they're basically good folk.
Ah, Charlie's got a soft spot for the littles, but I have to agree I've met a handful of you people and I have to look in the mirror every morning, and can say that only a couple of you are sponge worthy...
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
Good point, Elisha might even warrant my no blondes exemption, and Girl Next Door was surprisingly good...ok it's true, I'd return her call...
Exaclty. 24?!!? Did you not see Girl Next Door? I purchased the unrated version as soon as it came out. A bit of a let down, but she's still gorgeous.
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Can we start this thread? Huh Julian, can we can we can we? I'm ready for storytime!
I doubt anyone else would care. [/b]
And you would be wrong...
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
You can PM me if you want. I doubt anyone else would care.
You'd be wrong. cc me on the email!
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i wish this board had a search function to easily locate the myspace thread. i looked at it briefly but now im curious to see what all of us non-lookers look like.
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
Good point, Elisha might even warrant my no blondes exemption, and Girl Next Door was surprisingly good...ok it's true, I'd return her call...
Exaclty. 24?!!? Did you not see Girl Next Door? I purchased the unrated version as soon as it came out. A bit of a let down, but she's still gorgeous. [/b]
My Kings Of Leon/DVD theory stands the test of time . . . :D
And off the top of my head . . . I can't really think of one. There's a bunch I've love alone time with, but I can't think of many I'd "date". Then again, I'm not at a "dating" stage at this point in my life. Free agency is being a little too good to me right now.
I'll work on it . . .
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
You can PM me if you want. I doubt anyone else would care.
You'd be wrong. cc me on the email! [/b]
I am not comfortable posting it in an open forum, but I will send all of you a PM.
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
You can PM me if you want. I doubt anyone else would care.
You'd be wrong. cc me on the email! [/b]
I am not comfortable posting it in an open forum, but I will send all of you a PM. [/b]
I'm on the edge of my seat.
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Originally posted by Darth Ed:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Smoking was always a dealbreaker for me too. To properly do this exercise, I'd need a list of which celebs are smokers and which are nonsmokers.
http://smokingsides.com/asfs/ (http://smokingsides.com/asfs/) [/b]
Phuckin eh, you're good, must work for the government :roll:
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Originally posted by manimtired:
i wish this board had a search function to easily locate the myspace thread. i looked at it briefly but now im curious to see what all of us non-lookers look like.
http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=015581 (http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=015581)
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Originally posted by Darth Ed:
http://smokingsides.com/asfs/
I hate you.
Clare Daines (http://smokingsides.com/asfs/D/Danes.html)
Elisha Cuthbert (http://smokingsides.com/asfs/C/Cuthbert.html)
I'm not even going to look up the rest.
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dammit..forgot my work blocked myspace. i'll have to wait till I get home to peruse..
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Originally posted by manimtired:
i'd like to see how many of you "smoking is a deal breaker" people would really shun one of these celebrities if they lit up while out on a date.
"celebrity" is worthless.
smoking would be a dealbreaker for me, as would other things.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
No offense, but I don't I'd consider anybody from this board that I've met offline a "looker".
I haven't met many people from this board, but I can think of 3-4 that I'd call "lookers." Bnyced0, Sweetcell, Joe Marshmellow...
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Originally posted by TheDirector217:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
Hey can we get an edit here?
Sorry Gary, I didn't realize your first name was a state secret. Ooops! [/b]
I'd just rather make the G-men work a little harder if this board is being monitored for anti-government leanings and the such.... [/b]
Yeah. Cause you work for the man . . . In that building "down the way". Huh, Tommy????
;) [/b]
What you talking about Willis? <img src="http://www.shoxty.com/archives/gary-coleman.jpg" alt=" - " /> Naw, man you got me all wrong....
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
No offense, but I don't I'd consider anybody from this board that I've met offline a "looker".
I haven't met many people from this board, but I can think of 3-4 that I'd call "lookers." Bnyc, Sweetcell, Joe Marshmellow... [/b]
I think he meant "lookers," not lurkers, at least I'd be very afraid of Sweets, and Joe, not quite BULL930 afraid, but leery nevertheless.
Unless by "looker" you mean unattractive to all but a small population of undiscerning women with poor eyesight, then you have me and the others pegged appropriately.
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
Unless by "looker" you mean unattractive to all but a small population of undiscerning women with poor eyesight, then you have me and the others pegged appropriately.
That attitude will get you nowhere! Show a little confidence, Gary!
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PMs sent to those who asked.
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by Darth Ed:
http://smokingsides.com/asfs/
I hate you.
Clare Daines (http://smokingsides.com/asfs/D/Danes.html)
Elisha Cuthbert (http://smokingsides.com/asfs/C/Cuthbert.html)
I'm not even going to look up the rest. [/b]
Marisa (http://smokingsides.com/asfs/T/Tomei.html) gets the boot, but it's all good because that leaves me all free for Sara ;)
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
Unless by "looker" you mean unattractive to all but a small population of undiscerning women with poor eyesight, then you have me and the others pegged appropriately.
That attitude will get you nowhere! Show a little confidence, Gary! [/b]
My lady friend either has poor eyesight or I'm a charity case for her, either way I have no illusions about my desirability. I just chalk it up to winning the lottery, so I'm all good...until Sara calls of course, then there might be trouble...
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
so I'm all good...until Sara calls of course, then there might be trouble...
Well, she's married, so I wouldn't hold out hope on that one...
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
<img src="http://www.fest21.com/files/images/Edward%20Norton_0.jpg" alt=" - " />
edward norton.
<img src="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/john.jpg" alt=" - " />
john krasinski.
<img src="http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/news/s/samberg_andy/281x211.jpg" alt=" - " />
andy samberg.
(too bad joey h. got married this summer. so i can't use him. *sigh*)
And yet, this guy:
<img src="http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Images/Top%20Stories/2006/cutler_jay_060406.jpg" alt=" - " />
is too "ugly" for you.
Brian
P.S. Face it, Miss P. You're attracted to nerds.
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
so I'm all good...until Sara calls of course, then there might be trouble...
Well, she's married, so I wouldn't hold out hope on that one... [/b]
Nope, my lady friend pointed out to me this past weekend that Sara and Jimmy Kimmel are still just dating, I can take that untalented phuck :p
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I used to have a thing for Cerys Matthews:
<img src="http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/images/pref_images/p58134n6p5b.jpg" alt=" - " />
...but that's probably just because she's Welsh.
Brian
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Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
Jay Cutler is too "ugly" for you.
Brian
P.S. Face it, Miss P. You're attracted to nerds. [/QB]
I never said I wasn't into nerds... So I don't know what point you are arguing against.
And just look at that photo, Jay Cutler looks like Sloth or like he has Down Syndrome, or possibly both.
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;) :p
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Perhaps it's because she has trouble spelling her own name.
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
I used to have a thing for Cerys Matthews:
<img src="http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/images/pref_images/p58134n6p5b.jpg" alt=" - " />
...but that's probably just because she's Welsh.
Brian
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Perhaps it's because she has trouble spelling her own name.
"That ball is hit deep, back, back, baaaack... HOME RUN!"
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<img src="http://www.bigtakeover.com/images/695.jpg" alt=" - " />
Jean-Paul Gaster from Clutch is looking pretty stunning these days. Don't know if he's married and don't care. For a night I would be his. And yes, I'm narcissistic and maybe he looks a bit like me.
<img src="http://www.vanmega.com/josh_homme.jpg" alt=" - " />
Oh yeah, and Josh Homme. He may be married, but I bet he wouldn't give a damn if a dude hit on him...he's just that friggin' cool.
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
Jay Cutler is too "ugly" for you.
Brian
P.S. Face it, Miss P. You're attracted to nerds. [/b]
I never said I wasn't into nerds... So I don't know what point you are arguing against.
And just look at that photo, Jay Cutler looks like Sloth or like he has Down Syndrome, or possibly both. [/QB]
And you call yourself a fan ...
Brian
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by Darth Ed:
http://smokingsides.com/asfs/
I hate you.
Clare Daines (http://smokingsides.com/asfs/D/Danes.html)[/b]
Hey, it says she quit! Ex-smokers are verboten, too?
There's anecdotal evidence Alexis Bledel may have quit, too. (Noted for Brandon's sake.)
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Perhaps it's because she has trouble spelling her own name.
It's Welsh. Cerys. It means "butterfly." What, I'm the only one here who speaks Welsh?
Brian
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
You did see the criteria right?
I did. I know of no drug habits or homosexuality that'd discredit any of those young ladies. Although, Hayden and Mischa might be "party girls" [/b]
I guess my point was sometime during the date you would actually try to have a conversation with them, so these should be people whose personalities you find interesting, or you think you'd have something in common with, or at least connection of some sort outside the bedroom....though since this is fantasy perhaps those are rather high thresholds.
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Originally posted by bearman:
Oh yeah, and Josh Homme. He may be married, but I bet he wouldn't give a damn if a dude hit on him...he's just that friggin' cool.
Speaking of which:
<img src="http://www.michaelwilliams.co.uk/portfolio/otherwork/distillers01l.jpg" alt=" - " />
mmmm...Brody Dale. She's like a perkier Courtney Love. Justine Frischmann crossed with Corey Parks.
Brian
P.S. Actually, she looks like Carl Barat in that picture doesn't she?
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
again these should be people whose personalities you find interesting,
I don't like girls who know everything about sports or music or whatever. If I want to talk sports, I'll go to dinner with one of my guy friends. I still like standard gender roles: I like girls I'm going to date to be girly and these seem like very feminine women, for the most part.
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Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
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Speaking of which:
<img src="http://www.michaelwilliams.co.uk/portfolio/otherwork/distillers01l.jpg" alt=" - " />
mmmm...Brody Dale. She's like a perkier Courtney Love. Justine Frischmann crossed with Corey Parks.
Brian
Yeh, I'm also quite partial to a lady with at tat or two...
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
again these should be people whose personalities you find interesting,
I don't like girls who know everything about sports or music or whatever. If I want to talk sports, I'll go to dinner with one of my guy friends. I still like standard gender roles: I like girls I'm going to date to be girly and these seem like very feminine women, for the most part. [/b]
I thought you were from Michigan, has the South become THAT influential on you? Yuck!!!!!!!! :cool:
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What would you talk about if you actually had to live with someone? Not that those are the ONLY potential topics of conversation, but they are biggies...
My ideal woman would have to know a good amount about music and (to a lesser extent) sports, or at least be good at faking it...which my wife is.
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
again these should be people whose personalities you find interesting,
I don't like girls who know everything about sports or music or whatever. If I want to talk sports, I'll go to dinner with one of my guy friends. I still like standard gender roles: I like girls I'm going to date to be girly and these seem like very feminine women, for the most part. [/b]
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
I still like standard gender roles: I like girls I'm going to date to be girly and these seem like very feminine women, for the most part.
What, so you can share makeup tips, have your menstrual cycles sync up and talk about how dreamy Billy Corgan is with his bald head?
Brian
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
A lady that DOESN'T like sports, music,and have an opinion on most things is a complete deal breaker, more so than the smoking.
No, you misunderstood. I didn't mean that liking sports or music or ______ is a dealbreaker, I meant her knowing what the 4-2-5 defense is isn't important to me. It's not a dealbreaker if she likes Panic! at the Disco or some other terrible band.
I focus more on "personality" then "common interests."
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Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
I still like standard gender roles: I like girls I'm going to date to be girly and these seem like very feminine women, for the most part.
What, so you can share makeup tips, have your menstrual cycles sync up and talk about how dreamy Billy Corgan is with his bald head?
Brian [/b]
Never thought I'd ever say this, since it's a sacred directorism, but POST OF THE PHUCKING WEEK...
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
A lady that DOESN'T like sports, music,and have an opinion on most things is a complete deal breaker, more so than the smoking.
No, you misunderstood. I didn't mean that liking sports or music or ______ is a dealbreaker, I meant her knowing what the 4-2-5 defense is isn't important to me. It's not a dealbreaker if she likes Panic! at the Disco or some other terrible band.
I focus more on "personality" then "common interests." [/b]
ok, good clarification, because I thought VA had dumbed you back to the stoneage...
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I dated a girl for a year that liked Something Corporate and figure skating and liked to watch American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance? I hate all that stuff, but I liked her personality so I went to figure skating and SoCo it wasn't terrible, and she came along to Bright Eyes and bought me tickets/went to Red Wings hockey. People can take an interest in whatever the other person likes without it being their own favorite thing. People shouldn't lie and pretend they like something they don't, but it wasn't really important -- we both went to the other person's stuff because we enjoyed the other one's company, and neither of us were ever bored stiff.
And of course there were some common interests or things we both liked doing, but the focus wasn't on "what we like to do" but "what we like in the other person." I just don't get people who are like "oh, I wouldn't date anyone who likes ________," or people who won't date a girl unless she likes football. That's so stupid. Football is not the be all and end all of the world.
And yeah, to some extent, I'd like to be the more masculine one and the girl the more feminine one, but I'm not going to throw someone to the curb because they know more about the left wing lock then I do.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
or at least be good at faking it...which my wife is.
Yeah. That's what I've heard.
Brian
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Did I ever tell you guys about the time Gwyneth Paltrow was hitting on me?
And tattoos are a total turn-off. Right up there with gum chewing.
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Amerie - Wifey material. Bumped into her at a party I promoted a little whiles back. Only chick I ever met that had me flat out speechless. She had an aura or something. Plus her shoe game is VICIOUS. Huge turn on . . .
<img src="http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Amerie/Amerie_Aussenard_13960866.jpg" alt=" - " />
Eva Mendes - Duh . . .
<img src="http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-05/25/xin_0005032511054443240933.jpg" alt=" - " />
Jessica Alba - Duh Part Deux . . .
<img src="http://www.purpleglitter.com/myspace/hotties/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-5.jpg" alt=" - " />
Nicole Scherzinger - She flat out just does something to me.
<img src="http://www.blender.com/gallery_photos/25Reasons/nicole.jpg" alt=" - " />
Sanaa Lathan - Looks. Aura. It's a wrap.
<img src="http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Sanaa_Lathan/SanaaLathan_Cohen_10221660.jpg" alt=" - " />
On top of the fact that they just fine as all hell, whether meeting them in person or just watching them in interviews, all of the above ladies just seem to be cool in addition to beautiful. Very important.
And they all have MEAN shoe games. Equally important. True story.
Silly me. Almost forgot. The only woman on the planet The Director would size up @ Tiffany's on sight:
The Lovely Sade a.k.a. Mrs. Director*.
<img src="http://www.candiano.com/sade3.jpg" alt=" - " />
Messy breakup. Didn't quite work out. We're trying to get through it* . . .
* = denotes portion of text which is not True Story?
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
And of course there were some common interests or things we both liked doing, but the focus wasn't on "what we like to do" but "what we like in the other person." I just don't get people who are like "oh, I wouldn't date anyone who likes ________," or people who won't date a girl unless she likes football. That's so stupid. Football is not the be all and end all of the world.
I guess being a little older I see things slightly different, it's true I've dated a lot of women that share virtually none of my interests, but it was purely physical, they were normally "hot" so that was enough. It never lasted very long, which was fine, because like the Director is feeling his oats today, I was also free agent and really didn't care.
But for me a relationship has to have some key things, "deal makers" we can call them that are necessary to just be able to deal with me. If you don't like sports, you can never understand why I'm so passionate about it and yell at the TV or spend stupid amounts of cash on tickets.
Likewise if you don't like music, well there's no reason to explain that one..., or able to talk about world events, politics, travel, etc. those are the bare necesities to have any kind of conversation witih me.
Someone I'm dating doesn't have to march in lock step with me, but without some commonality it's really just a booty call and won't last more than a few weeks.
So I can understand your perspective, because I've been there, but in a few years I think you'll start seeing deal breakers for what they really are. Unless Ms. Jr. South Carolina accepts a wedding proposal before you come to your senses.
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<img src="http://www.tonguide.com/fondecran/wallpaper/14/m/michelle_williams/michelle_williams_2.jpg" alt=" - " />
as soon as heath gets caught creepin w/ the nanny, i'm moving in.
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Originally posted by SalParadise:
as soon as heath gets caught creepin w/ the nanny, i'm moving in.
uh dude. they split like a month ago.
source. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20054428,00.html) or google it.
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Originally posted by TheDirector217:
Amerie - Wifey material. Bumped into her at a party I promoted a little whiles back. Only chick I ever met that had me flat out speechless. She had an aura or something. Plus her shoe game is VICIOUS. Huge turn on . . .
Eva Mendes - Duh . . .
Jessica Alba - Duh Part Deux . . .
Nicole Scherzinger - She flat out just does something to me.
Sanaa Lathan - Looks. Aura. It's a wrap.
On top of the fact that they just fine as all hell, whether meeting them in person or just watching them in interviews, all of the above ladies just seem to be cool in addition to beautiful. Very important.
And they all have MEAN shoe games. Equally important. True story.
Silly me. Almost forgot. The only woman on the planet The Director would size up @ Tiffany's on sight:
The Lovely Sade a.k.a. Mrs. Director*.
Messy breakup. Didn't quite work out. We're trying to get through it* . . .
* = denotes portion of text which is not True Story?
I'll co-sign all the above as far as looks, but only Jessica or Eva would make it to dinner with me, and only Eva would likely be invited back to the Bnyce Lair...
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Originally posted by SalParadise:
as soon as heath gets caught creepin w/ the nanny, i'm moving in.
uh dude. they split like a month ago.
source. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20054428,00.html) or google it. [/b]
i'm kinda glad i didn't know that.
*roams streets of bklyn in search of my honey*
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How nobody has mentioned sweet Jennifer Love Hewitt totally escapes me!!
<img src="http://www2.safesearching.com/gallery.php?image=4485&style=jenniferlovehewitt" alt=" - " />
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I like this thread. Looking for pretty pictures on Google images is fun!
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
Originally posted by TheDirector217:
Amerie - Wifey material. Bumped into her at a party I promoted a little whiles back. Only chick I ever met that had me flat out speechless. She had an aura or something. Plus her shoe game is VICIOUS. Huge turn on . . .
Eva Mendes - Duh . . .
Jessica Alba - Duh Part Deux . . .
Nicole Scherzinger - She flat out just does something to me.
Sanaa Lathan - Looks. Aura. It's a wrap.
On top of the fact that they just fine as all hell, whether meeting them in person or just watching them in interviews, all of the above ladies just seem to be cool in addition to beautiful. Very important.
And they all have MEAN shoe games. Equally important. True story.
Silly me. Almost forgot. The only woman on the planet The Director would size up @ Tiffany's on sight:
The Lovely Sade a.k.a. Mrs. Director*.
Messy breakup. Didn't quite work out. We're trying to get through it* . . .
* = denotes portion of text which is not True Story?
I'll co-sign all the above as far as looks, but only Jessica or Eva would make it to dinner with me, and only Eva would likely be invited back to the Bnyce Lair... [/b]
Great minds think alike. You're my mans & 'em, so I'd expect no less on both fronts . . .
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Originally posted by CookieMonster:
How nobody has mentioned sweet Jennifer Love Hewitt totally escapes me!!
<img src="http://www2.safesearching.com/gallery.php?image=4485&style=jenniferlovehewitt" alt=" - " />
If you want Wilmer Valderrama's leftovers, then by all means fam - do you. I'm not sayin', but I'm sayin' . . .
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Originally posted by bnyced0:
. . . because like the Director is feeling his oats today
I just caught that on the low, too. What I look like Prince Akeem to you???
;)
<img src="http://nfsa.de/html/CMS/JOOMLA/current/images/stories/DVD/der_prinz_aus_zamunda/1.jpg" alt=" - " />
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I'm in total agreement with what you're saying.
When I was in the market, I was looking for someone who could potentially be both my partner AND my best friend. I think some men don't care so much about the best friend part. They want someone who looks good and has an agreeable personality. They can find their best friend in another guy.
That being said, I've learned to live with the fact that my wife/best friend will always love Steely Dan.
Originally posted by bnyced0:
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
And of course there were some common interests or things we both liked doing, but the focus wasn't on "what we like to do" but "what we like in the other person." I just don't get people who are like "oh, I wouldn't date anyone who likes ________," or people who won't date a girl unless she likes football. That's so stupid. Football is not the be all and end all of the world.
I guess being a little older I see things slightly different, it's true I've dated a lot of women that share virtually none of my interests, but it was purely physical, they were normally "hot" so that was enough. It never lasted very long, which was fine, because like the Director is feeling his oats today, I was also free agent and really didn't care.
But for me a relationship has to have some key things, "deal makers" we can call them that are necessary to just be able to deal with me. If you don't like sports, you can never understand why I'm so passionate about it and yell at the TV or spend stupid amounts of cash on tickets.
Likewise if you don't like music, well there's no reason to explain that one..., or able to talk about world events, politics, travel, etc. those are the bare necesities to have any kind of conversation witih me.
Someone I'm dating doesn't have to march in lock step with me, but without some commonality it's really just a booty call and won't last more than a few weeks.
So I can understand your perspective, because I've been there, but in a few years I think you'll start seeing deal breakers for what they really are. Unless Ms. Jr. South Carolina accepts a wedding proposal before you come to your senses. [/b]
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Originally posted by manimtired:
can you please post a picture of yourself..you sure as hell arent charming so you must be a looker..
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm not bad looking for 40, but I'm past my days of being a "looker".
It's kinda hard to be a has been, if you never was. :p
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You're one to talk, considering I've actually seen your picture from when you're in your 20's. You talk a good game, but a looker you're not. :p
Originally posted by TheDirector217:
Originally posted by manimtired:
can you please post a picture of yourself..you sure as hell arent charming so you must be a looker..
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I'm not bad looking for 40, but I'm past my days of being a "looker".
It's kinda hard to be a has been, if you never was. :p [/b]
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It's not simply how one looks, but how one carries oneself. I don't doubt that the Director only beds the finest women.
When I met up with vansmack at Duffy's a couple of weeks ago, a shadowy, shaded figure passed by me. Vansmack said "that was the Director. His name is xxx, but I don't think a common name is good enough for him; he deserves a title like the Director."
True story.
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But really, I think that the moral of all this is that anyone who ever meets The Director will inevitably begin the use of 'true story.'
True Story.
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Or at least what he considers to be the finest women :D
I KID!
Originally posted by ggw?:
It's not simply how one looks, but how one carries oneself. I don't doubt that the Director only beds the finest women.
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Originally posted by ggw?:
It's not simply how one looks, but how one carries oneself. I don't doubt that the Director only beds the finest women.
The best $$$$$ can buy, Fam ;)
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Originally posted by SalParadise:
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Originally posted by SalParadise:
as soon as heath gets caught creepin w/ the nanny, i'm moving in.
uh dude. they split like a month ago.
source. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20054428,00.html) or google it. [/b]
i'm kinda glad i didn't know that.
*roams streets of bklyn in search of my honey* [/b]
i thought i had heard they were in brooklyn heights or cobble hill. could be wrong, but i recall one of those neighborhoods. im helping narrow your search down :) so maybe she is still living there with matilda :)
oh and i saw drew barrymore at the bowery upstairs. maybe you can catch ms williams there sometime. :) thats a good place for celebrity sightings.
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Originally posted by ggw?:
It's not simply how one looks, but how one carries oneself. I don't doubt that the Director only beds the finest women.
I wouldn't stretch it that far, but I do okay for myself. Put it that way.
BTW, LMAO @ "shadowy, shaded figure". Sounds like I'm in a Sherlock Holmes novel & shit . . .
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
But really, I think that the moral of all this is that anyone who ever meets The Director will inevitably begin the use of 'true story.'
True Story.
True story?. It's spreading like wildfire. I love it . . .
Originally posted by bnyced0:
Originally posted by ggw?:
It's not simply how one looks, but how one carries oneself. I don't doubt that the Director only beds the finest women.
The best $$$$$ can buy, Fam ;) [/b]
Oh yeah. Speaking of which. The brothel says you overpaid Trixie the other night. They got a $100 credit waiting with bnyce's name on it. :eek:
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Originally posted by TheDirector217:
BTW, LMAO @ "shadowy, shaded figure". Sounds like I'm in a Sherlock Holmes novel & shit . . .
That's funny because I thought for sure he meant black.
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by TheDirector217:
BTW, LMAO @ "shadowy, shaded figure".
That's funny because I thought for sure he meant black. [/b]
Nah, that's only when "fair & exact" reporting comes into play with Billy & 'em. Last I checked he wasn't employed by Fox News . . . :D
Plus, (ladies moreso) we're all black when the lights go out. True story?. :cool:
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It feels odd to say, but Mandy Moore. She seems to be growing into a lovely lady and person. Plus I've always had a thing for amazons.
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Originally posted by monkey:
It feels odd to say, but Mandy Moore. She seems to be growing into a lovely lady and person. Plus I've always had a thing for amazons.
I didn't care for the tat'ed up version that appeared on How I Met Your Mother, otherwise I would concur.
<img src="http://alpha.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_met_your_mother/images/recap/ep1.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
What, I'm the only one here who speaks Welsh?
Brian
sut ydych chi?
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Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
What, I'm the only one here who speaks Welsh?
Brian
pshht, all talk
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Originally posted by 6949:
and Josh Paul (http://www.daughtryofficial.com/user/joshpaul) the bass player from suicidal tendencies/daughtry.
how the hell does one go from ST to daughtry, and still remain on your would-actually-date list?!?
Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by bnyced0:
Good point, Elisha might even warrant my no blondes exemption, and Girl Next Door was surprisingly good...ok it's true, I'd return her call...
Exaclty. 24?!!? Did you not see Girl Next Door? I purchased the unrated version as soon as it came out. A bit of a let down, but she's still gorgeous. [/b]
smack, lest we forget: she's into hockey. not only will she encourage you to spend evenings watching the game, she can score you some rink-side tickets. i've had a thing for elisha since 24 season 1 too, but having seen her in interviews since has assured me that she's interesting to talk to. she has some party-girl in her but not too much, as far as i can tell.
speaking of cute blond girl-next-door-type, anybody else interested in a date with katherine heigl? i sure am. caught my interest in the "roswell" series, hasn't been bad in grey's anatomy either (based on the few episodes that i've seen). she's very smart, well spoken, and a hottie. the girlfriend is also a fan, said that i had a free pass on heigl. done, and done.
a few pics (IMDB isn't letting me link directly):
pic 1 (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/scrapbook/39/3289900_2_19.jpg.html?seq=5)
pic 2 (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/scrapbook/41/Sbk/41/5504500_2_24.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0201391)
pic 3 (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5985/Events/5985/Katherine_Jeff_13608941_400.jpg)
pic 4 (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5610/Events/5610/KatherineH_Grant_12150194_400.jpg)