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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: muschi on November 10, 2005, 01:21:00 pm

Title: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: muschi on November 10, 2005, 01:21:00 pm
1) Go to http://www.google.com (http://www.google.com)
 
 2) Type in the word "failure" without the quotes.
 
 3) Press the "I'm feeling lucky" button (instead of "search")
 
 
 Hurry... before the good folks at google "fix" this
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on November 10, 2005, 01:26:00 pm
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Originally posted by muschi:
 Hurry... before the good folks at google "fix" this
This has been like this for 2-3 years. There's nothing to "fix," it's the #1 linked response; there's nothing google can do.
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on November 10, 2005, 01:37:00 pm
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Originally posted by muschi:
  Hurry... before the good folks at google "fix" this
this is a joke, right?
 
 are you honestly that retarded?
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: muschi on November 10, 2005, 01:45:00 pm
obviously not as retarded as you - pissing away your time writing 2515 Posts since Mar 2004. i didnt write it up numbnuts, i only pasted it.
   
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HoyaParanoia:
   
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muschi:
  Hurry... before the good folks at google "fix" this
this is a joke, right? are you honestly that retarded? [/b]
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on November 10, 2005, 01:51:00 pm
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Originally posted by muschi:
  obviously not as retarded as you - pissing away your time writing 2515 Posts since Mar 2004. i didnt write it up numbnuts, i only pasted it.
 
burn!!!
 
 thank you muschi, for helping me re-evaluate my life's purpose ... i bid the rest of you a fond farewell, hopefully i will return a better person from my volunteer work at the orphanage in shanghai
 
 ps: you're still retarded
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: muschi on November 10, 2005, 01:54:00 pm
don't let the door hit you in the ass! i hear the chicken is pretty tasty over there, try it.
 
   
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HoyaParanoia:
   
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muschi:
  obviously not as retarded as you - pissing away your time writing 2515 Posts since Mar 2004. i didnt write it up numbnuts, i only pasted it.
 
burn!!!
 
 thank you muschi, for helping me re-evaluate my life's purpose ... i bid the rest of you a fond farewell, hopefully i will return a better person from my volunteer work at the orphanage in shanghai
 
 ps: you're still retarded [/b]
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: pj on November 10, 2005, 02:37:00 pm
Not to get in the middle of your little fight, but if you just google "failure" straight up, the first choice is G.W. Bush's bio.
 
 Second choice is Michael Moore.com
 
 -Looks like both sides can play at this game.
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: ratioci nation on November 10, 2005, 02:46:00 pm
if you type in 58008 in to a calculator and turn it upside down, it looks like it says BOOBS!
 
 hurry up before the calculator makers fix it!
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on November 10, 2005, 02:49:00 pm
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Originally posted by P.J.:
  Not to get in the middle of your little fight, but if you just google "failure" straight up, the first choice is G.W. Bush's bio.
 
 Second choice is Michael Moore.com
 
 -Looks like both sides can play at this game.
ho HO!
 
 nice find!!
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on November 10, 2005, 03:24:00 pm
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Originally posted by pdx pollard:
  if you type in 58008 in to a calculator and turn it upside down, it looks like it says BOOBS!
 
 hurry up before the calculator makers fix it!
Hahahahahahaha... best response ever.
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: chaz on November 11, 2005, 09:03:00 am
You know those "are you sure you didn't mean....." responses on Google?  Well, a while back if you Googled "french military victories" it would say "Are you sure you didn't mean French military defeats?"
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: amnesiac on November 11, 2005, 10:32:00 am
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Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Forum Members:
  You know those "are you sure you didn't mean....." responses on Google?  Well, a while back if you Googled "french military victories" it would say "Are you sure you didn't mean French military defeats?"
It still does. Actually, it takes you to  this page (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html) if you type "french military victories" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky".
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: chaz on November 11, 2005, 10:53:00 am
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Originally posted by muschi:
  obviously not as retarded as you - pissing away your time writing 2515 Posts since Mar 2004.
You're hardly one to talk....I'd say you're as frequent a poster as anyone these days.  Pissing away your time like the rest of us.
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: on November 11, 2005, 11:00:00 am
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Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Forum Members:
  You know those "are you sure you didn't mean....." responses on Google?  Well, a while back if you Googled "french military victories" it would say "Are you sure you didn't mean French military defeats?"
FYI:
 
 The French army is currently ranked above the US army in terms of quality.
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: ggw on November 11, 2005, 11:10:00 am
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Originally posted by The Walrus:
  FYI:
 
 The French army is currently ranked above the US army in terms of quality.
Are they ranked through some sort of BCS system?
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: chaz on November 11, 2005, 12:54:00 pm
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Originally posted by The Walrus:
   
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Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Forum Members:
  You know those "are you sure you didn't mean....." responses on Google?  Well, a while back if you Googled "french military victories" it would say "Are you sure you didn't mean French military defeats?"
FYI:
 
 The French army is currently ranked above the US army in terms of quality. [/b]
Thanks, as always, for your pertinant and profound insights.
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: muschi on November 11, 2005, 01:21:00 pm
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Chaz-dumbass
     
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volly volrus:
     
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Chaz-dumbass:
  blah blah blah
FYI:
 
 The French army is currently ranked above the US army in terms of quality. [/b]
Thanks, as always, for your pertinant and profound insights. [/b]
dont pay him no mind volly. yeah and its ironic
 the french are such pacifists, meanwhile their comapnies make some of the best things to kill people with, exocet missiles, landmines etc. and the belgians [they r just 1 waffle aways from being french] i think they make lots of ammo. france is a major arms exporter on the world market.
Title: Re: hilarious i swear - do this
Post by: on November 11, 2005, 03:04:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   
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Originally posted by The Walrus:
  FYI:
 
 The French army is currently ranked above the US army in terms of quality.
Are they ranked through some sort of BCS system? [/b]
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