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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: mankie on September 02, 2004, 04:20:00 pm

Title: If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........
Post by: mankie on September 02, 2004, 04:20:00 pm
.....have a cycle path or lane adjacent to every single street in Simpleton. I would have a bike park wherever there is a carpark. I would give tax credits on the purchase of bicycles. I would give companies tax benefits if they gave incentives to employees who cycled to work.
 
 I would uphold the law to the fullest extent for all vehicles with wheels. Yes, includng bicycles.
 
 What would you do?
Title: Re: If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........
Post by: Chip Chanko on September 02, 2004, 04:22:00 pm
I know one thing and that's I love you.
Title: Re: If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........
Post by: thirsty moore on September 02, 2004, 04:32:00 pm
I would make bollocks listen to jazz.
Title: Re: If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........
Post by: mankie on September 02, 2004, 04:35:00 pm
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Originally posted by econo:
  I would make bollocks listen to jazz.
You couldn't because I was the Mayor first so have just banned jazz music from Simpleton.
Title: Re: If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........
Post by: markie on September 02, 2004, 04:35:00 pm
I would make Econo cut his hair and then listen to Britpop.
 
 Otherwise:
 
 I would make gas $10 a gallon.
 
 Oh and free healthcare for all.
 
 (If only there were such a mythical place, but where it didnt rain so much)
Title: Re: If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........
Post by: mankie on September 02, 2004, 04:40:00 pm
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Originally posted by mark e smith:
 
 Otherwise:
 
 I would make gas $10 a gallon.
 
 
 
We think alike comrade....I was waiting for some smart arse to ask how I'm going to pay for all these bike paths and tax credits....and that was my answer.
 
 As for health care. If everyone rode bikes it wouldn't be such an issue.
Title: Re: If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........
Post by: ratioci nation on September 02, 2004, 04:42:00 pm
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Originally posted by Bollocks:
 
 As for health care. If everyone rode bikes it wouldn't be such an issue.
i know two people who needed emergency care in the last couple of weeks because they were riding their bikes, but I know what you mean
Title: Re: If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 02, 2004, 05:04:00 pm
i would give tax credits to companies which encourage telecommuting and or made use of remote job centers, because not everyone can cycle to work.
Title: Re: If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........
Post by: Guiny on September 02, 2004, 05:14:00 pm
I would get rid of all chat rooms/forums. Then I'd really have nothing to do at work.
Title: Re: If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........
Post by: on September 03, 2004, 01:45:00 pm
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Title: Re: If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........
Post by: flawd101 on September 04, 2004, 04:46:00 pm
i would kick out all spanish people and poor people.  No gangstas.  white people will not act black or would have to move to Queens, nyc.