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Title: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 09, 2003, 03:08:00 pm
1. Europeans need to shut the fuc up when it comes to criticizing American style. Three pieces of evidence:
 
     a. I saw a large number of French men wearing boat shoes. I though my 55 year old boss was the last person in the world with a pair, but apparently that are all the rage in France, even among the younger crowd.
 
    b. Camoflage style clothing seems to be all the rage in Europe, for both men and women from 15 to 50, particularly in Italy.
 
    c. and the worst...there is absoulutely no excuse for this one...I'll steal a quote off of another wbsite to describe it...(this author is right, Barcelona was far and away the capital for this haircut)
 
 europe is all about the rat tails. this phenomenon, also known as 'fag tags', seemed to be infiltrating every major city we visited. paris was more of a 'new age mullet' type deal, but when we continued though germany switzerland and spain the bad hair was everywhere. barcelona appeared to be the capital, with men and women of all ages taking part. there were dozens of skids and punk rockers with mohawk/fag tag splits. normal looking people, with otherwise decent style, would lose all credibility by shaving their whole heads, except for the deadly tail.
 
 2. It's probably best not to backpack a snow covered trail in the Alps in late May. You can very easily get into a life threatening situation.
 
 3. Italians seem to be confused by German looking American women who speak Spanish in hopes that the Italians will understand her because "Spanish is close to Italian)
 
 4. When a guy with a pale face dressed in a freaky suit and beret wigs out your wife by touching her and gesturing to her and not speaking to her, and you react by spitting on him to defend her honor, and he reacts by responding "Go home to America, immediately" and pulls out a mirror and hold it up to you and says "asshole", you end up feeling a bit silly when you realize later that you have spit on a street mime, but still it feels pretty cool to gety a mime to talk.
 
 5. The people you will see on a nude beach are almost inevitably the people you'd like to least see on a nude beach.
 
 6. And damn does it feel good to be back in America, free to here American music instead of Eurotrash music. Hell, it would be good to come back to Britpop.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: jadetree on June 09, 2003, 03:13:00 pm
You actually spit on the guy?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: ggw on June 09, 2003, 03:14:00 pm
Or did you just mime the spitting?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 09, 2003, 03:22:00 pm
Yes, it was sort of an impromptu spit, so it sort of sprayed out and hit him in multiple places. It was in the large square in Siena, Italy. Lots of people were gathered around sitting outside in cafes and saw it. It brought a great amount of laughter from the crowd. He reached into his pocket to grab the mirror, and both of us thought he was a cop reaching for a badge and was going to arrest me...
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 09, 2003, 03:24:00 pm
...and why spit? Why didn't you just punch his teeth through to the back of his mullet?
 
 ANYWAY...IF YOU DON'T LIKE EUROPE AND EUROPEANS WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE?
 
 (Oh, right...you did. Never mind)
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 09, 2003, 03:33:00 pm
The spitting was a quick, spontaneous surprise element reaction. I wasn't quite sure what was going on, but I knew that spitting on him would cause him to back off, and I didn't think he would retaliatate with violence in a pubic place. Besides, I wasn't close enough to land a punch. I was on the other side of her, and she was in the middle of us. She said that she wished she had picked him in the balls...
 
 
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Originally posted by mankie:
  ...and why spit? Why didn't you just punch his teeth through to the back of his mullet?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: ggw on June 09, 2003, 03:34:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  .....picked him in the balls...
 
Freudian slip.....
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 09, 2003, 03:35:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 [QB]
 
 The spitting was a quick, spontaneous surprise element reaction. I wasn't quite sure what was going on, but I knew that spitting on him would cause him to back off, and I didn't think he would retaliatate with violence in a pubic place. Besides, I wasn't close enough to land a punch. I was on the other side of her, and she was in the middle of us. She said that she wished she had picked him in the balls...
 
 
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 ...and they wonder how SARS got spread around!
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 09, 2003, 03:39:00 pm
Well it's one of those fun places to visit that I'd choose not to live in. Makes you realize how good life really is here in America...
 
 
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Originally posted by mankie:
 
 
 ANYWAY...IF YOU DON'T LIKE EUROPE AND EUROPEANS WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE?
 
 (Oh, right...you did. Never mind)
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 09, 2003, 03:52:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 [QB]
 
  Well it's one of those fun places to visit that I'd choose not to live in. Makes you realize how good life really is here in America...
 
 
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 ...exactly how I feel about yankville.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 09, 2003, 04:09:00 pm
so when is the slide show?  and i do believe that between the forum going down and you being outta town the productivity rate went up in dc.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: markie on June 09, 2003, 04:13:00 pm
Sounds like you had a great time....And surely , you are the last person who should get to critique hairstyles?
 
 I am looking forward to hearing the complete nude beach stories.
 
 When is old dominion speedway night?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: bearman🐻 on June 09, 2003, 05:12:00 pm
Hope that 99% of your e-mail is jest...if it's not, then next time try drinking some Italian wine or German beer, or hell...just go to Amsterdam. They'll get you drunk, laid, AND stoned before you know it.  I friggin' love Europe!   ;)
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 09, 2003, 05:26:00 pm
I'm going to try to make a website with pics and commentary this weekend. If I'm successful, perhaps I'll email a link to those interested in seeing.
 
 
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Originally posted by kosmo:
  so when is the slide show?  and i do believe that between the forum going down and you being outta town the productivity rate went up in dc.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 09, 2003, 05:32:00 pm
I believe the big ODS night is 6/28.
 
 
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Originally posted by Andrew WK:
  Sounds like you had a great time....And surely , you are the last person who should get to critique hairstyles?
 
 I am looking forward to hearing the complete nude beach stories.
 
 When is old dominion speedway night?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Mobius on June 09, 2003, 06:09:00 pm
Couldn't agree more with #5.  Went to a nude beach in Canary Islands and it was all butt-naked senior citizens. the horror.  
 
 I can't wait for the rat-tail craze to hit the U.S. again.  How about spiked middle parts? That was a great 80's fashion statement.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: poorlulu on June 09, 2003, 09:55:00 pm
this is where you really went isn't it rhett....................?
 
 http://www.local6.com/travelgetaways/2256059/detail.html (http://www.local6.com/travelgetaways/2256059/detail.html)
 
 i'll bet you looked real hot with your ponch in mexico..........
 
 oh sorry i meant poncho
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Jaguär on June 09, 2003, 10:36:00 pm
Welcome back Mr. Celeste! You too Mrs. Rhett. Missed you two and was wondering how the trip was going. Please make sure you include me in on your picture tour.      ;)    
 
 Speaking of nude beaches, I went to a couple in Jamaica a couple times. Every damn time that I started feeling comfortable enough to lose a piece of my suit, some bug-eyed idiot guy would walk up to me and ask my why I was wearing a suit. Mind you, over half the people were wearing suits including some of these nude beach lurkers. Would piss me off because all I wanted was an even tan, not some perv leering at me.
 
 Oh, when I finally did let it go, some girl tried hitting on me. Wouldn't you know it!?      :roll:     She was sent down by her boyfriend to pick me up. He was some drug dealer from Key West and she was his fool. (In case you are wondering, NO, I did NOT go off with them.)
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Celeste on June 10, 2003, 10:03:00 am
Here is something I'm curious about...do most people now shave their pubic hair? Or is it only people that go to nude beaches?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 10, 2003, 10:12:00 am
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Originally posted by Celeste:
 
 
 Here is something I'm curious about...do most people now shave their pubic hair? Or is it only people that go to nude beaches?
 
 
Do you mean totally shave or just trim it up a bit?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: not too shabby on June 10, 2003, 10:15:00 am
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Originally posted by Celeste:
  Here is something I'm curious about...do most people now shave their pubic hair? Or is it only people that go to nude beaches?
I've decided that anyone who expects to be seen nude by more than their significant other and medical professionals shaves.  This, of course, would include porn stars, models, and nude-beach goers.  The rest of us are slightly more normal (or were, until we started believing that "everyone else is doing it").  I think it's all a big stunt by the waxing industry.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Fico on June 10, 2003, 10:37:00 am
I'm not saying you girls should go for the complete shave, but at least a proper trimming is in order... there's nothing more disgusting than 6 inch long pubic hair..yuck... low trimmed is the way to go... it's not a question of the new hip thing to do.. the same with armpits and legs, shave em!! fookin phish fans..
 
 
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Originally posted by not too shabby:
   
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Originally posted by Celeste:
  Here is something I'm curious about...do most people now shave their pubic hair? Or is it only people that go to nude beaches?
I've decided that anyone who expects to be seen nude by more than their significant other and medical professionals shaves.  This, of course, would include porn stars, models, and nude-beach goers.  The rest of us are slightly more normal (or were, until we started believing that "everyone else is doing it").  I think it's all a big stunt by the waxing industry. [/b]
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: not too shabby on June 10, 2003, 10:50:00 am
Yes, I think that a nice clean trim is the way to go.  It's much more comfortable than the alternatives.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 10, 2003, 11:06:00 am
I've always found that pubic hair on women gave the pussy an individual look. Different coloring, different texture, different hair patterns, different amounts...some curlier than others depending on ethnicity, etc.
 
    A shaved pussy is a boring pussy. It pretty much makes the damn things all look the same. And exposed, without any hair to frame them, they're often just not all that magnificent to look at... on their own, certainly not as impressive looking as a cock. (Though women have boobies, which are probably the most fun to look at of everything.)
 
    Imagine if every woman shaved off the hair on her head, or at least trimmed it into a nice neat crew cut. How uniform and boring would that be? Total lack of variety. Unfortunately, that's what the pubic hair removal industry has done to the beautiful female pubic area.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 10, 2003, 11:13:00 am
First of all Rhett, there's no two look alike wether shaved or not.
 
 A nice trim is the way to go IMHO...and you can get creative with the design of the trim if you get your creative juices flowing. (pun intended). A total shave is not my cuppa tea though, it just looks weird. Although the pubes are there to maintain the scent from the days when we sniffed each other like dogs do or something, so they're not exactly there for the best reasons!
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Celeste on June 10, 2003, 11:15:00 am
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Originally posted by mankie:
  First of all Rhett, there's no two look alike wether shaved or not.
 
 A nice trim is the way to go IMHO...and you can get creative with the design of the trim if you get your creative juices flowing. (pun intended). A total shave is not my cuppa tea though, it just looks weird. Although the pubes are there to maintain the scent from the days when we sniffed each other like dogs do or something, so they're not exactly there for the best reasons!
They're also there for protection, don't you think?
 
 And what's wrong with the scent...same for pit hair...a healthy, non-meat eating person is likely to produce a pleasant scent...or at least a scent that another finds very pleasant when they become closer to the scented one.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 10, 2003, 11:26:00 am
I suppose the scent all depends on her personal hygene really, as it does with him.
 
 Which brings me to a somewhat related issue. Why do yanks circumsize for hygene reasons when all that's required is for the lad to wash his knob properly. (religous reasons being the exception)
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 10, 2003, 11:32:00 am
After just getting back from a European naturist area, I can say that my kid will be circumsized for purely aesthetic reasons. God, most uncircumsized cocks are ugly. Especially when the guy insists on shaving off his surrounding pubic hair.
 
 
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Originally posted by mankie:
  I suppose the scent all depends on her personal hygene really, as it does with him.
 
 Which brings me to a somewhat related issue. Why do yanks circumsize for hygene reasons when all that's required is for the lad to wash his knob properly. (religous reasons being the exception)
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Celeste on June 10, 2003, 11:41:00 am
Yeah, unfortunatley, the circumcision issue is what destroys my argument for being as natural as possible--which I would apply to the hair issue. For me, it really is just my personal taste to prefer the circumcised cock, as I guess it is for those who like the shaved or trimmed pubes...
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 10, 2003, 12:01:00 pm
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Originally posted by Celeste:
  Yeah, unfortunatley, the circumcision issue is what destroys my argument for being as natural as possible--which I would apply to the hair issue. For me, it really is just my personal taste to prefer the circumcised cock, as I guess it is for those who like the shaved or trimmed pubes...
..then again, you are American.
 
 HEY! I have an idea, why not tear the labia off baby girls?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: thirsty moore on June 10, 2003, 12:06:00 pm
No, we actually do that when they're 16.  It's such a great tradition.  We get all of the old, blind grandmothers together and give them shards of pottery.  Surely, they must have the most steady hands.  What an honor it must be for the 16 year old girls.  
 
 
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Originally posted by mankie:
   
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Originally posted by Celeste:
  Yeah, unfortunatley, the circumcision issue is what destroys my argument for being as natural as possible--which I would apply to the hair issue. For me, it really is just my personal taste to prefer the circumcised cock, as I guess it is for those who like the shaved or trimmed pubes...
..then again, you are American.
 
 HEY! I have an idea, why not tear the labia off baby girls? [/b]
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 10, 2003, 12:10:00 pm
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
 [QB]
 
 No, we actually do that when they're 16.  It's such a great tradition.  We get all of the old, blind grandmothers together and give them shards of pottery.  Surely, they must have the most steady hands.  What an honor it must be for the 16 year old girls.  
 
 
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 ....and those damn clitoris things, who the hell needs those? A potato peeler would lop that off no problem.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 10, 2003, 12:13:00 pm
Here's an example of what we stasticians would call a "biased sample". Subjects were recruited via an anti-circumcision publication. Geez, I wonder what the survey results are going to say...
 
 
 Who Is The Better Lover: Circumcised Or Intact Men?
 
 January 20, 1999
  From our sponsors:  
   
 
 
   
 
 Hereâ??s a brand new study on circumcision that got my attention right away. The subject is the effect of male circumcision on womenâ??s sexual enjoyment. This article comes to us from the BJU International,a British urological publication.
 
 This is the first study to look at what women said in comparing sexual experiences with sexual partners who were circumcised versus intact sexual partners.
 
 Researchers recruited women through magazine ads and an anti-circumcision publication and sent the women respondents 40 written survey questions.
 
 The 139 women respondents were overwhelming in favor of sex with intact partners.
 
 With circumcised partners, women were less likely to have a vaginal orgasm or multiple orgasms and were more likely to experience sexual discomfort, the report says. "During prolonged intercourse with their circumcised partners, women were less likely to â??really get into itâ?? and more likely to â??want to get it over with,â??" the authors, Drs. K. Oâ??Hara and J. Oâ??Hara, report.
 
 The authors continue, "respondents overwhelmingly concurred that the mechanics of coitus were different for the two groups...73 percent [of the women] reported that circumcised men tended to thrust harder and deeper, using elongated strokes, while unaltered men thrust more gently, to have shorter thrusts and tended to be in contact with the mons pubis and the clitoris more."
 
 Remember these are statistics and they are not true for every individual.
 
 "While some of the respondents commented that they thought the differences were in the men, not the type of penis, the consistency with which women felt more intimate with their unaltered partners is striking," the authors state. "Why the presence of a foreskin enhances intimacy needs further exploration."
 
 Many societies have seen genital mutilation as a way to try to control sexuality. Female genital mutilation in Africa is still used to decrease womenâ??s desire today, while in the 1800s society thought circumcision in men would curb menâ??s desire to masturbate.
 
 Back in the 12th century, Moses Maimonides, a rabbi, said circumcision could control menâ??s desires for sex. He also said women were less likely to leave an intact man once they had had sex with him, which is consistent with what these 20th century researchers found.
 
 The study's authors conclude that "the anatomically complete penis offers a more rewarding experience during coitus," and that, "...the negative effect of circumcision on the sexual enjoyment of the female needs to be part of any discussions providing â??informed consentâ?? before circumcision."
 
 The point that I am trying to make is that circumcision is painful, unnecessary, and, now, we can see from this evidence, less likely to promote a good sex life and a long and happy marriage. Why donâ??t we stop this practice?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: not too shabby on June 10, 2003, 01:35:00 pm
There are anti-circumcision publications?  Wow, I mean, I've seen protesters before (no lie, out in front of the Capitol), but I had no idea they were so organized.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: lily1 on June 10, 2003, 01:37:00 pm
it doesn't really matter to me one way or the other on some levels, ie, during sex because it makes no different feeling wise, but having dating a guy that wasn't cut, and seeing how the excess skin hung off the tip, a good inch or more when he was soft, really was far from appealing. it looked like rubbery excess casing from a sausage/hot dog. so not attractive.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 10, 2003, 01:37:00 pm
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Originally posted by not too shabby:
  There are anti-circumcision publications?  Wow, I mean, I've seen protesters before (no lie, out in front of the Capitol), but I had no idea they were so organized.
The Capitol looks like it's circumsized!
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: lily1 on June 10, 2003, 01:40:00 pm
i live right by the capitol. how did i miss that?
 
 
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Originally posted by not too shabby:
  There are anti-circumcision publications?  Wow, I mean, I've seen protesters before (no lie, out in front of the Capitol), but I had no idea they were so organized.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 10, 2003, 01:42:00 pm
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Originally posted by lily1:
   and seeing how the excess skin hung off the tip, a good inch or more when he was soft, really was far from appealing. it looked like rubbery excess casing from a sausage/hot dog. so not attractive.
...you mean he didn't play peek-a-boo with you? He deserves to get snipped then!
 
 actually, skin hanging over is a bit weird.....it should look like you're wearing a polo neck sweater and have pulled it over your face...shouldn't it? (mank now wonders if he's *odd* down there)
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: not too shabby on June 10, 2003, 01:45:00 pm
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Originally posted by lily1:
  i live right by the capitol. how did i miss that?
Well, it was over a year ago, I think, and there were only like four people.  I thought it was some sort of joke, really.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: jadetree on June 10, 2003, 01:46:00 pm
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Originally posted by mankie:
   
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Originally posted by lily1:
   and seeing how the excess skin hung off the tip, a good inch or more when he was soft, really was far from appealing. it looked like rubbery excess casing from a sausage/hot dog. so not attractive.
...you mean he didn't play peek-a-boo with you? He deserves to get snipped then!
 
 actually, skin hanging over is a bit weird.....it should look like you're wearing a polo neck sweater and have pulled it over your face...shouldn't it? (mank now wonders if he's *odd* down there) [/b]
no that's robbie williams
 
  <img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006ALAX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: not too shabby on June 10, 2003, 01:47:00 pm
I feel cheated, I've never seen one of these.  The only foreign one I've ever seen was from that other country that favors circumcision.  Oh well, I should get out more.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: jadetree on June 10, 2003, 01:48:00 pm
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Originally posted by not too shabby:
  I feel cheated, I've never seen one of these.  The only foreign one I've ever seen was from that other country that favors circumcision.  Oh well, I should get out more.
not everyone in America is cut, oh yeah but my parents are foreign
 
 [edit]
 
 sorry meant to say born in America
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 10, 2003, 01:49:00 pm
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Originally posted by eertedaj:
 
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 no that's robbie williams
 
   <img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006ALAX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" alt=" - " /> [/b]
well, he is a knobhead so that would make sense!
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: not too shabby on June 10, 2003, 01:52:00 pm
He looks like a turtle.  Is that about right?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 10, 2003, 01:55:00 pm
I just read that it's about 50/50 for newborns in America these days. Also varies by geographic region. 81% cut in the midwest, and only 38% on the west.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: lily1 on June 10, 2003, 02:03:00 pm
good analogy, actually.
 
 as for this shaved bit, i waver, sometimes it trimmed, sometimes its bare. it took me a long time to adjust to the idea of going bare as it does look odd but i quickly got over it and rather enjoy the smoothness (as do others) of it all.
 
 but to have hairs hanging out of hte side of your swimsuit is just wrong. trim 'em, wax 'em, shave 'em just a bit more. no one wants to see your loose pubes.
 
 
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Originally posted by eertedaj:
 no that's robbie williams
 
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 10, 2003, 02:11:00 pm
some people do...
 
 just check all the web porn sites dedicated to displaying non-shaving women.
 
 
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Originally posted by lily1:
   no one wants to see your loose pubes.
 
   
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Originally posted by eertedaj:
 no that's robbie williams
 
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Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: lily1 on June 10, 2003, 02:12:00 pm
hirusite honeys, or something like that?
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  some people do...
 
 just check all the web porn sites dedicated to displaying non-shaving women.
 
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 10, 2003, 02:19:00 pm
Well I wouldn't know any of the sites personally, being a married man and all...
 
 I think the female shaving phenomena is a rather recent thing, and I think it may be more predominate among the younger 20something crowd. I'm 36 and always typically dated women around my own age. Never encountered a shaver until I was 30 (she was late 20's I think), and can only remember briefly dating a grand total of 2 who had the problem...
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: markie on June 10, 2003, 02:41:00 pm
Sorry Rhett, the female shaving thing is not a new thing.
 
 As far as I understand it, it originated with it being illegal for pornographers to show female fur at the turn of the century in America.
 
 To circumvent the issue the models shaved. Hence all of those beautiful black and white pics of voluptuous women with their legs slightly crossed with no fur.
 
 
 I am so dissappointed by this thread, I thought it was going to be full of sex tips and details about how unhygienic women are, perhaps spiced up with a little, "we scewed in a railway carriage whilst the other travellers cheered".
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Celeste on June 10, 2003, 03:15:00 pm
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Originally posted by lily1:
  but to have hairs hanging out of hte side of your swimsuit is just wrong
not sure about that, but it's better to go nude anyway, so you don't have to worry what's hanging out the swimsuit
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 10, 2003, 03:23:00 pm
Yes, but look at Playboy nudes from the 70's and 80's...none of them shaved, and most weren't even trimmed...I think the 90's brought trimming followed by the little Hitler strip followed by nothing at all. I think your everyday female is a bit slower in following what predominates in Playboy, but seemingly the under 35 crowd is trending that way now.
 
     Underarm and leg hair shaving for females didn't really start until around the 30's, when Bic started a campaign that portrayed nonshaving as unhygenic and unsightly. This coincided with the time when female fashions slowly started to become more revealing.
 
    Let me tell you, those railway seats allowed us to try a position that we had not yet tried. Worked like a charm. The curtains were shut, so nobody cheered.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Andrew WK:
  Sorry Rhett, the female shaving thing is not a new thing.
 
 As far as I understand it, it originated with it being illegal for pornographers to show female fur at the turn of the century in America.
 
 To circumvent the issue the models shaved. Hence all of those beautiful black and white pics of voluptuous women with their legs slightly crossed with no fur.
 
 
 I am so dissappointed by this thread, I thought it was going to be full of sex tips and details about how unhygienic women are, perhaps spiced up with a little, "we scewed in a railway carriage whilst the other travellers cheered".
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: markie on June 10, 2003, 03:43:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Yes, but look at Playboy nudes from the 70's and 80's...none of them shaved, and most weren't even trimmed...
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 Ahh the bad old days.....
 
 So why did trimming take off again then? Personally I just think it looks so much tidier.
 
 And congratulations on the train sex. the closest I have gotten is a bj on a coach....
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: thirsty moore on June 10, 2003, 03:47:00 pm
Football or swimming?
 
 
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the closest I have gotten is a bj on a coach....
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 10, 2003, 03:50:00 pm
Which coach did you give the bj to? Your football coach or your cricket coach?
 
    Personally, I've always preferred wild unkempt hair on females (and myself), be it on the head or elsewhere. Would explain why my sweetie most often wears her hair curly now instead of straightening it.
 
    Tidy is good in terms of cleanliness, but showering once a day takes care of that.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Yes, but look at Playboy nudes from the 70's and 80's...none of them shaved, and most weren't even trimmed...
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Ahh the bad old days.....
 
 So why did trimming take off again then? Personally I just think it looks so much tidier.
 
 And congratulations on the train sex. the closest I have gotten is a bj on a coach.... [/QB][/QUOTE]
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: markie on June 10, 2003, 03:51:00 pm
what do you call them here then?
 
 Bus?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 10, 2003, 03:57:00 pm
What? The female pubic area? That would be the "bush" or perhaps the "hair pie".
 
 Or are you referring to the bus that you ride places on?
 
 I knew what you were referring to, just joshing.
 
 I once jerked off on a bus somewhere in the middle of Georgia.
 
 Also used my hand to great effects on my baby on a plane ride to thge West Coast...
 
 I guess I should get back to my report, shouldn't I?
 
 
 
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  what do you call them here then?
 
 Bus?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: thirsty moore on June 10, 2003, 03:59:00 pm
What is that, the kilometer high club?
 
 
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  Also used my hand to great effects on my baby on a plane ride to thge West Coast...
 
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: poorlulu on June 10, 2003, 04:09:00 pm
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 And congratulations on the train sex. the closest I have gotten is a bj on a coach....
before this gets out of out hand........hur,hur,hur
 not me...........
 
 but i remember i got frisky with a boyfriend on the train to edinburgh once...............not him
 
 trains are excellent
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Fico on June 10, 2003, 05:48:00 pm
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Originally posted by poorlulu:
   
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Originally posted by Andrew WK:
 
 
 And congratulations on the train sex. the closest I have gotten is a bj on a coach....
before this gets out of out hand........hur,hur,hur
 not me...........
 
 but i remember i got frisky with a boyfriend on the train to edinburgh once...............not him
 
 trains are excellent [/b]
Lulu, was this the girl on girl action rumoured to have ocurred between you and jadetree??
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: markie on June 10, 2003, 05:58:00 pm
Wow I never thought I would say this, Fico said something funny.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: poorlulu on June 10, 2003, 06:09:00 pm
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  Wow I never thought I would say this, Fico said something funny.
when...........?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Jaguär on June 10, 2003, 08:46:00 pm
Concerning circumsized or not guys, I really couldn't care less. Depends more on the guy and how he uses it.
 
 Mankie, maybe you are the way you are because you are both English and American.   :D  
 
 For the women, I HATE nubs!!! Yes, a nice clean side area and a trim now and then is the best for most women, in my opinion. Of course, it's only myself that I care about and what my partner thinks.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: on June 11, 2003, 08:35:00 am
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 And congratulations on the train sex. the closest I have gotten is a bj on a coach.... [
Giving or receiving?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 11, 2003, 09:28:00 am
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
 
 
 
 Mankie, maybe you are the way you are because you are both English and American.    :D  
 
 
What? un-mutilated and trimmed???
 
 I was getting a bj one time on the train leaving Portsmouth and the conductor (ticket collector for you yanks) walked in. He just said, "Oh, sorry, I'll come back later" Now that's class!
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Celeste on June 11, 2003, 04:50:00 pm
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
 
 
 
 Mankie, maybe you are the way you are because you are both English and American.     :D    
 
 
What? un-mutilated and trimmed???
 
 I was getting a bj one time on the train leaving Portsmouth and the conductor (ticket collector for you yanks) walked in. He just said, "Oh, sorry, I'll come back later" Now that's class! [/b]
you're lucky! when we were fooling around, we heard a knock on the door so we frantically got it all packed up and then there was nobody there...damn kids!
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 11, 2003, 04:52:00 pm
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 you're lucky! when we were fooling around, we heard a knock on the door so we frantically got it all packed up and then there was nobody there...damn kids!
 
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I bet it was markie.  :D
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Jaguär on June 11, 2003, 04:55:00 pm
When I travel on a train through Europe, should I take something with me to cover the seat so that I don't slide off from all the previous passengers?    :eek:
 
 And should we call those initiants members of the 'mile long club'?
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: thirsty moore on June 11, 2003, 04:55:00 pm
I'm going to delete what I said.  It fell flat.
 
 Originally posted by Celeste:
   
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we heard a knock on the door so we frantically got it all packed up and then there was nobody there...damn kids! [/b]
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Celeste on June 11, 2003, 05:12:00 pm
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  I'm going to delete what I said.  It fell flat.
 
 Originally posted by Celeste:
   
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we heard a knock on the door so we frantically got it all packed up and then there was nobody there...damn kids! [/b]
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I'm happy to say that Rhett didn't though  ;)
 
 --although I didn't think your joke fell flat, I just couldn't come up with anything back soon enough : )
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Dandy01 on June 11, 2003, 07:51:00 pm
I don't even know where to start, but I'm back and regret to report I did not come across any uncircumsised penises (I never noticed the word cum in uncircumsized!), or circumsized ones for that matter.  Oh well!
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 12, 2003, 09:35:00 am
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 (I never noticed the word cum in uncircumsized
 
 
You know what's weird? The word 'cum' is in circumsized too!!
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Jaguär on June 12, 2003, 01:13:00 pm
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Originally posted by Dandy01:
  I don't even know where to start, but I'm back and regret to report I did not come across any uncircumsised penises (I never noticed the word cum in uncircumsized!), or circumsized ones for that matter.  Oh well!
Welcome back home! Sorry to hear that Paris is as much of a wasteland as DC.  :(  Seems to be the trend the world over. What's a single girl to do? (Don't answer that Mankie.   :roll:  )
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 12, 2003, 01:40:00 pm
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  What's a single girl to do? (Don't answer that Mankie.    :D
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: SPARX on June 12, 2003, 02:24:00 pm
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Originally posted by Andrew WK:
  Sorry Rhett, the female shaving thing is not a new thing.
 
 
Yep,they even have websites dedicated to the art of shaving:                                                                                           http://www.pubicshave.com/remhairfromy8.html (http://www.pubicshave.com/remhairfromy8.html)                                                                                                          some things never cease to amaze me.
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: Dandy01 on June 12, 2003, 05:17:00 pm
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
 Welcome back home! Sorry to hear that Paris is as much of a wasteland as DC.   :(   Seems to be the trend the world over. What's a single girl to do? (Don't answer that Mankie.    :roll:   ) [/QB]
thanks Jag.  well, I think it's just a bit easier to meet people in Paris though, but finding the right one is another issue.  And Mankie, thanks for that insight!
Title: Re: Things I learned during our honeymoon is Europe
Post by: mankie on June 12, 2003, 05:36:00 pm
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 Yep,they even have websites dedicated to the art of shaving:                                                                                            http://www.pubicshave.com/remhairfromy8.html (http://www.pubicshave.com/remhairfromy8.html)                                                                                                           some things never cease to amaze me.
 
 
I know what you mean...at the last place I worked at our Friday evening's entertainment would be to try to name the subject that doesn't have a website dedicated to it....weird, deviant, boring, fetish, anything you can think of there's a website for it.