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Title: HAPPY PASSOVER!!
Post by: you be betty on April 12, 2006, 01:27:00 pm
:)  
 
 
 (to the approximate four jews on here)
Title: Re: HAPPY PASSOVER!!
Post by: on April 12, 2006, 01:38:00 pm
Aren't you required to drink the blood of a lamb, or something?  Explain...
Title: Re: HAPPY PASSOVER!!
Post by: BookerT on April 12, 2006, 01:43:00 pm
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Originally posted by Laura Zepam:
  Aren't you required to drink the blood of a lamb, or something?  Explain...
it's not required, but i always make sure to do so. but c'mon,  cut us some slack (http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/09/weekinreview/09gibson.html).
Title: Re: HAPPY PASSOVER!!
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on April 12, 2006, 02:07:00 pm
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Originally posted by Laura Zepam:
  Aren't you required to drink the blood of a lamb, or something?  Explain...
no no no, you've got it all wrong ... we  murder christian chlidren, and use their blood to bake our delicious matzah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_libel_against_Jews)
Title: Re: HAPPY PASSOVER!!
Post by: on April 12, 2006, 02:10:00 pm
the Jews smeared their lintels and doorposts with the blood of the Passover sacrifice and were spared. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover#Origins_of_the_feast)  
 
 What's a Lintel, BTW?   Is it anything like a Nextel?
 
  "the Jews were commanded to set aside a lamb (Exodus 12:3) and inspect it daily for blemishes."
 
 Have you checked yer lamb for defects yet?
Title: Re: HAPPY PASSOVER!!
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on April 12, 2006, 02:18:00 pm
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Originally posted by Laura Zepam:
 
 What's a Lintel, BTW?   Is it anything like a Nextel?
duh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lintel)
Title: Re: HAPPY PASSOVER!!
Post by: ggw on April 12, 2006, 02:21:00 pm
Don't forget about the Kosher Nostra extortion racket (http://aztlan.net/koshernostra.htm).
Title: Re: HAPPY PASSOVER!!
Post by: pj on April 12, 2006, 03:11:00 pm
http://www.atomfilms.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=matzah&preplay=1& (http://www.atomfilms.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=matzah&preplay=1&)
 
 Right back at ya, Betty.
 
 Hope you find the afikomen.
Title: Re: HAPPY PASSOVER!!
Post by: on April 12, 2006, 04:10:00 pm
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Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
   
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Originally posted by Laura Zepam:
 
 What's a Lintel, BTW?   Is it anything like a Nextel?
duh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lintel) [/b]
I was being facetious.  Do you take everything literally?  I guess so.
Title: Re: HAPPY PASSOVER!!
Post by: you be betty on April 12, 2006, 05:13:00 pm
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Originally posted by P Harmony:
  http://www.atomfilms.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=matzah&preplay=1& (http://www.atomfilms.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=matzah&preplay=1&)
 
 Right back at ya, Betty.
 
 Hope you find the afikomen.
I always do.  This year, it'll pay for my Ladytron ticket   :D
Title: Re: HAPPY PASSOVER!!
Post by: blinksaar on April 12, 2006, 06:23:00 pm
thank you, happy passover to you too!