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Title: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: on February 14, 2006, 11:54:00 am

Tube Tops

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: LostSoul on February 14, 2006, 11:55:00 am

Replace "ice" with mud, and "hockey" with wrestling.

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 14, 2006, 12:01:00 pm

Pubic bush flashing for every goal scored.

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: Guiny on February 14, 2006, 12:02:00 pm

Shave their armpits, face and legs.

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 14, 2006, 12:17:00 pm

Who knew that bleaching your hair an obviously fake shade of blonde was a requirement to be a female hockey player?
 
  <img src="http://www.usahockey.com/servlets/FileServlet/relatedDocuments/01B1F6147859561FE0440003BA5FE009/0506%20us%20womens%20team%20player%20poster%20800.jpg" alt=" - " />

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: on February 14, 2006, 12:19:00 pm

I wonder if they all menstruate together?  BTW, I'll bet the carpet matches the drapes on Engstrom.

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: sonickteam2 on February 14, 2006, 12:20:00 pm

how about teaching the other teams to play the game!!!!!! 16-0 isnt fun no matter what sport your watching!

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: sonickteam2 on February 14, 2006, 12:27:00 pm

actually, i think we should stop complaining about the women's hockey, although its humourous to hear everyone talk like chaveunistic pigs.
 
  because, the women cant do everything!! I mean, between the harrowing downhill wipeouts and the countless luge wrecks, figure skating tumbles and crying epidodes, i think the men should upstage the women in at least one sport!!!!!!!!
 
  (lord knows they got upstaged in snowboarding!)

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on February 14, 2006, 12:57:00 pm

did anyone else see hannah teeter's interview today on sportscenter?  perhaps the most annoying surfer/snowboarder patois i've ever heard

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: on February 14, 2006, 01:02:00 pm

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Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
  did anyone else see hannah's teats?

Linky?

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: Arlette on February 14, 2006, 01:05:00 pm

Ha ha, I'm loving this thread and you guys having fun with the whole female athlete thing.  So many stupid jokes, so little time.   :D

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: on February 14, 2006, 01:07:00 pm

I wonder if BadSushi will read this thread?

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: sonickteam2 on February 14, 2006, 01:30:00 pm

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Originally posted by Arlette:
 
 Anyway, the only really good thing about it was that Rod Langway was our coach (before he was Rod Langway) and we made out a couple of times while he was giving me a ride home.  He shoots, he scores!   :D  

you are old.

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: sonickteam2 on February 14, 2006, 01:35:00 pm

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Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
  did anyone else see hannah teeter's interview today on sportscenter?  perhaps the most annoying surfer/snowboarder patois i've ever heard

i tell you what.  I watched the entire coverage of the snowboarding event last night and i thought that ALL FOUR of those US girls were fucking obnoxious twitbags. especially the 16 year old.
 
 but to be fair, that Shawn White kid seemed like a little twit to me also.

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: Arlette on February 14, 2006, 01:53:00 pm

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Originally posted by Thom Foolerie:
   

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Originally posted by Arlette:
 
 Anyway, the only really good thing about it was that Rod Langway was our coach (before he was Rod Langway) and we made out a couple of times while he was giving me a ride home.  He shoots, he scores!    :D  

you are wise. [/b]

I fixed that for you.

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: sonickteam2 on February 14, 2006, 02:04:00 pm

thanks  ;)

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: toohotnthehottub on February 16, 2006, 02:20:00 pm

enjoy the (slide)show!
 
  <img src="http://www.nbcolympics.com/2005/1215/5075799.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 http://www.nbcolympics.com/icehockey/5075814/detail.html (http://www.nbcolympics.com/icehockey/5075814/detail.html)

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: organizedconfusion on February 16, 2006, 03:28:00 pm

Chainsaws, bats with spikes, holes in ice, bribe ref, and total annihilation. Not womens hockey, just hockey in general. I still think the flyers would go to the finals.
 
 
   <img src="http://www.guts2fail.com/images/uploads/mutantleaguehockey.jpg" alt=" - " />

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: flawd101 on February 16, 2006, 04:15:00 pm

first they should make the helmet masks tinted, because most of those bitches are ugly.
 
 next allow hitting. because hockey without hitting isn't really hockey.
 
 then make all but the goalie playi n a bathing suit...especially because when they fall they would be cold and wet.  this would also make ugly fat chicks not play.

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: sonickteam2 on February 17, 2006, 02:01:00 pm

its funny enough that the US is tied with Sweden in overtime, funnier it will be, if they lose!
 
  can you say "do you believe in miracles" in Swedish?

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: smakawhat on February 18, 2006, 12:17:00 am

um.. yeah..
 
 SVERGE!!
 
   <img src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1815000/images/_1819494_swede150.jpg" alt=" - " />
   <img src="http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20060217/sweden_49087.jpg" alt=" - " />

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: on February 19, 2006, 10:09:00 am

Now there's an argument for tube tops: sweaty Swedish chicks!  
          <img src="http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20060217/sweden_49087.jpg" alt=" - " />    <img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/y25/team_dupek/th_bf6da3d6.gif" alt=" - " />  
 Why does the national symbol on their uniforms so closely resemble the international warning sign for radiation???
 
 
 I know why...Hotness!
 
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Originally posted by smakawhat:
  um.. yeah..SVERGE!!

Title: Re: Sugestion(s) to make women's ice hockey more watchable
Post by: sonickteam2 on February 21, 2006, 08:51:00 am

Go Canada!!!!! <img src="http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20060221/canada_3491.jpg" alt=" - " />