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Title: WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES!
Post by: on September 02, 2004, 05:38:00 pm

WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES! (http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm)

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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on September 02, 2004, 05:48:00 pm

indie bands wish they were this clever with their titles...

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Post by: vansmack on September 02, 2004, 06:06:00 pm

Every Great song is a country song, but this list clearly proves that not every country song is a great song.

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Post by: RatBastard on September 02, 2004, 07:11:00 pm

"I married her because she looks like you."

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Post by: MiloGTC on September 03, 2004, 09:37:00 am

I see they got Kinky Friedman's "Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed" (the song that earned - and I do mean "earned" - him the Male Chauvinist Pig of the Year award from NOW), but how could they leave off his "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore"?
 
 My all-time favorite is one written by my old guitar teacher, "I'm Dancing With Tears In My Eyes 'Cause the Girl In My Arms Bit My Nose."

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Post by: keithstg on September 03, 2004, 12:38:00 pm

"She's not Cheatin (She's Gettin' Even)"

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Post by: on September 03, 2004, 12:44:00 pm

I always liked the song:
 
  Work your fingers to the bone - whadda ya get?  Boney Fingers.

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Post by: mankie on September 03, 2004, 12:58:00 pm

"Bitch done left me"
 
 Come on...there has to be a country song with that title.
 
 Or how about.
 
 "Bitch has gone and took my dog, God how I'll miss that dog"

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Post by: RonniStar on September 03, 2004, 04:37:00 pm

3 words: Achin Breakig Heart!
 
 I rather listen to Redneck Woman or Save A Horse, Ride The Cowboy than this!