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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 30, 2007, 01:51:00 pm

Title: More Funny Spam
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 30, 2007, 01:51:00 pm
Subject: Big penis wins over a small penis like a dick wins over a finger.
 
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Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: beetsnotbeats on October 30, 2007, 02:31:00 pm
Do they also sell cooties vaccinations and x-ray spex?
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: jd930 on November 08, 2007, 12:11:00 pm
Just received:
 
 Subject: Sail down the love canal more confidently
 
 At last you've got a babe that's hot
 You wanna hump her moistened twat.
 She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
 But would your penile size suffice?
 Not sure she will ask for more?
 You need a dong she would adore!
 But how to raise it long and thick?
 Your only hope is MegaDik!
 You'll get so wanted super-size
 And see wild craving in her eyes!
 Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
 Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: Frank Gallagher on November 08, 2007, 01:42:00 pm
So ladies, truthfully...
 
 as far as enjoyment goes, how small is too small and how big is too big?
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: ggw on November 08, 2007, 01:47:00 pm
Is that Yeats or Keats?  I always get them confused.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by jd930:
 At last you've got a babe that's hot
 You wanna hump her moistened twat.
 She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
 But would your penile size suffice?
 Not sure she will ask for more?
 You need a dong she would adore!
 But how to raise it long and thick?
 Your only hope is MegaDik!
 You'll get so wanted super-size
 And see wild craving in her eyes!
 Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
 Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: BookerT on November 08, 2007, 01:53:00 pm
A man without big penis is like the sky without birds.
 
 With new inches - new women.
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 You can enlarge your nose to make women think that you have a big penis, but it's easier to enlarge your penis.
 lNuiDw WKzeL
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: Frank Gallagher on November 08, 2007, 01:57:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Is that Yeats or Keats?  I always get them confused.
 
   
Quote
Originally posted by jd930:
 At last you've got a babe that's hot
 You wanna hump her moistened twat.
 She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
 But would your penile size suffice?
 Not sure she will ask for more?
 You need a dong she would adore!
 But how to raise it long and thick?
 Your only hope is MegaDik!
 You'll get so wanted super-size
 And see wild craving in her eyes!
 Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
 Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
[/b]
Reads more like Wilde....
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: shemptiness on November 08, 2007, 03:29:00 pm
Keats and Yeats are on your side
 While Wilde is on mine
 
 ...Moz
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: beetsnotbeats on November 08, 2007, 03:32:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Is that Yeats or Keats?  I always get them confused.
Sammy Cahn.
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: Frank Gallagher on November 08, 2007, 06:04:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Shemp:
  Keats and Yeats are on your side
 While Wilde is on mine
 
 ...Moz
Nice pick up...that's were I was going with it, and I think GGW began the journey....
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: jd930 on November 09, 2007, 09:43:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by BookerT:
  A man without big penis is like the sky without birds.
 
 With new inches - new women.
 CHECK NOW
 You can enlarge your nose to make women think that you have a big penis, but it's easier to enlarge your penis.
 lNuiDw WKzeL
Becasuse you know what they say about men with big noses. What?
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: Jaguar on November 09, 2007, 01:12:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Is that Yeats or Keats?  I always get them confused.
i.m. cummings
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: jd930 on November 09, 2007, 02:07:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Jaguar:
   
Quote
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Is that Yeats or Keats?  I always get them confused.
i.m. cummings [/b]
heh heh, good one.
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: nkotb on November 09, 2007, 03:15:00 pm
There's no need to enumerate all the advantages of the bigger pen!s
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: azaghal1981 on November 11, 2007, 03:27:00 pm
mmmmmmmmm...Cryptic spam:
 
 Hi
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 and
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Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: nkotb on November 14, 2007, 11:59:00 am
From: Conor chini
 
 Subject: nuteksal
    
 Body: if you have a fat pocket, you need a fat cock... do it with this
 
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Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: BookerT on November 14, 2007, 06:30:00 pm
Lee Ranaldo Pens Poetry Book Based on E-mail Spam (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/47047-lee-ranaldo-pens-poetry-book-based-on-e-mail-spam)
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: azaghal1981 on November 14, 2007, 06:55:00 pm
And I thought he couldn't get anymore awesome...
 
Quote
Originally posted by BookerT:
  Lee Ranaldo Pens Poetry Book Based on E-mail Spam (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/47047-lee-ranaldo-pens-poetry-book-based-on-e-mail-spam)
Title: Re: More Funny Spam
Post by: sweetcell on November 14, 2007, 07:11:00 pm
Subject: Men with big penises always see a happy face next to them every morning.
 
 Your penis will be so big the whole hockey team can fit there.
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 A small penis decreases your manhood. VWMaTJX AqmCrS
 
 and:
 
 Subject: Now your penis will fit only in pelican's mouth.