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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 30, 2007, 01:51:00 pm
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Subject: Big penis wins over a small penis like a dick wins over a finger.
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Get the convincing Hot Dog between your legs.
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Do they also sell cooties vaccinations and x-ray spex?
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Just received:
Subject: Sail down the love canal more confidently
At last you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna hump her moistened twat.
She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
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So ladies, truthfully...
as far as enjoyment goes, how small is too small and how big is too big?
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Is that Yeats or Keats? I always get them confused.
Originally posted by jd930:
At last you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna hump her moistened twat.
She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
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A man without big penis is like the sky without birds.
With new inches - new women.
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You can enlarge your nose to make women think that you have a big penis, but it's easier to enlarge your penis.
lNuiDw WKzeL
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Is that Yeats or Keats? I always get them confused.
Originally posted by jd930:
At last you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna hump her moistened twat.
She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
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Reads more like Wilde....
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Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine
...Moz
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Is that Yeats or Keats? I always get them confused.
Sammy Cahn.
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Originally posted by Shemp:
Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine
...Moz
Nice pick up...that's were I was going with it, and I think GGW began the journey....
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Originally posted by BookerT:
A man without big penis is like the sky without birds.
With new inches - new women.
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You can enlarge your nose to make women think that you have a big penis, but it's easier to enlarge your penis.
lNuiDw WKzeL
Becasuse you know what they say about men with big noses. What?
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Is that Yeats or Keats? I always get them confused.
i.m. cummings
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Originally posted by Jaguar:
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Is that Yeats or Keats? I always get them confused.
i.m. cummings [/b]
heh heh, good one.
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There's no need to enumerate all the advantages of the bigger pen!s
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And I thought he couldn't get anymore awesome...
Originally posted by BookerT:
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Subject: Men with big penises always see a happy face next to them every morning.
Your penis will be so big the whole hockey team can fit there.
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A small penis decreases your manhood. VWMaTJX AqmCrS
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Subject: Now your penis will fit only in pelican's mouth.