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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Arlette on February 28, 2006, 02:45:00 am

Title: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: Arlette on February 28, 2006, 02:45:00 am
I've had a long day/night at work, so forgive me, but the frustration level is high, as is the need to vent.
 
 To:  Everyone that works with me
 From:  Arlette
 Re:  Words that do not exist
 
 Per the subject line, please see below:
 
 1. Anyways: Not a word.  Remove the "s", then you're good to go..
 
 2. Supposebly: Is the letter "d" not your friend?  Do you hate "d"?  
 
 3. Mute:  actually is a word, but it means to soften, as in volume.  The word you're looking for is "moot". As in moot point.  Meaning: irrelevant.    If you say "mute point" one more time I will have to kill you.  
 
 4.  Could care less:  when you use this, the literal meaning is that you DO care. For future reference, when you want to indicate that you have no interest, the correct phrase is "Couldn't care less".  As in, "I couldn't care less about the UAE ports deal, it's all politics."  Also, see # 3 above. I will need to resort to violence if you say "I could care less" one more time when you actually mean you don't a give a shit.  
 
 Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
 
 Sincerely,
 Arlette
 (a.k.a. doesn't want to be grammar Nazi, but, get a grip!  You're an adult!  Anyway"s" was supposed to be left behind like puberty!)
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: Guiny on February 28, 2006, 09:52:00 am
Your right....You must of have a bad day....Anyways, hope your next one is shorter.
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: kevhender on February 28, 2006, 09:59:00 am
You couldn't come up with more then that?  That's rediculous!
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: on February 28, 2006, 10:03:00 am
What about the word, "Musk"?
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: kcjones119 on February 28, 2006, 10:55:00 am
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Originally posted by crusader:
  You couldn't come up with more then that?  That's rediculous!
definately rediculous!
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: xcanuck on February 28, 2006, 10:56:00 am
And I thought I was the only one that thought this way. How about "could of had"? As in, "I could of had a piece of toast"? It's "I could HAVE had a piece of toast"?
 
 And there's always the confusion between "their", "there", and "they're". I've seen many egregious examples of this.
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: Guiny on February 28, 2006, 10:58:00 am
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Originally posted by xcanuck:
  And I thought I was the only one that thought this way. How about "could of had"? As in, "I could of had a piece of toast"? It's "I could HAVE had a piece of toast"?
 
 And there's always the confusion between "their", "there", and "they're". I've seen many egregious examples of this.
I agree with the "there" and "their", I get a chuckle every time I see that one.  But I admit, I am a vicitm of the "could of had" one.  It just flows better I guess.
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: kevhender on February 28, 2006, 11:02:00 am
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Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
  But I admit, I am a vicitm of the "could of had" one.  It just flows better I guess.
It makes sense when you pronounce it this way, since you're actually pronouncing the contraction, "could've"... it's only wrong when people extrapolate that pronunciation into "could of."
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: ggw on February 28, 2006, 11:04:00 am
For all intensive purposes...
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: yinzer on February 28, 2006, 11:21:00 am
1) irregardless
 
 2) dumb jock speak - "out-physical" (what the shit is that?)
 
 3) how about the inability of people to use "ly"???  you know, as in any old adverb.
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 28, 2006, 11:26:00 am
YOU'RE right.
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Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
  Your right....You must of have a bad day....Anyways, hope your next one is shorter.
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 28, 2006, 11:28:00 am
Ive seen it used many times on here:
 
 Noone
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: kevhender on February 28, 2006, 11:53:00 am
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  Ive seen it used many times on here:
 
 Noone
Our resident genius used it yesterday! (yes, I'm stalking.)
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: ggw on February 28, 2006, 11:56:00 am
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Originally posted by crusader:
 ...genious....
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: Bombay Chutney on February 28, 2006, 11:58:00 am
Your all a bunch of loosers.
 
 I'll admit I always mess up effect/affect though.
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: BookerT on February 28, 2006, 12:01:00 pm
here's the one mnemonic device that for some reason always stuck with me. i think it's because it was the first thing they taught my first day of college in journalism 101, before i starting ingesting every drug i possibly could.
 
 RAVEN (Remember, Affect is a Verb, Effect is a Noun)
 
 
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Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
  Your all a bunch of loosers.
 
 I'll admit I always mess up effect/affect though.
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: kevhender on February 28, 2006, 12:01:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   
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Originally posted by crusader:
 ...genious....
Sometimes the jokes write themselves. [/b]
Ha... Touche
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: sonickteam2 on February 28, 2006, 12:02:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
  Your right....You must of have a bad day....Anyways, hope your next one is shorter.
wow, you win the prize for the worst sentence ever!!!  :)
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on February 28, 2006, 12:05:00 pm
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  Ive seen it used many times on here:
 
 Noone
Wasn't Peter Noone the lead singer of Herman's Hermits? How do I know that?
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: Bombay Chutney on February 28, 2006, 12:06:00 pm
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Originally posted by BookerT:
  RAVEN (Remember, Affect is a Verb, Effect is a Noun)
 
Thanks!
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: Sir HC on February 28, 2006, 12:10:00 pm
"You know".  I work with people who will put this phrase in every pause in a sentence, you know.  It is, you know, very annoying.  You know, it gets to the point where, you know, you start to count the number of "you knows", you know, in their sentence and, you know, you lose track of what they are saying.
 
 You know what I mean?
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: bearman🐻 on February 28, 2006, 12:11:00 pm
The one that drives me nuts besides "definately" is "irregardless".
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: pj on February 28, 2006, 12:12:00 pm
"play it by year" - I hate people who insist that is what the phrase is and not "play it by ear." who plays it by year anyway? Play it by month? WTF!
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: kevhender on February 28, 2006, 12:13:00 pm
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
  "You know".  I work with people who will put this phrase in every pause in a sentence, you know.  It is, you know, very annoying.  You know, it gets to the point where, you know, you start to count the number of "you knows", you know, in their sentence and, you know, you lose track of what they are saying.
 
 You know what I mean?
You work with every NCAA/Professional football/basketball player?
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: thatguy on February 28, 2006, 02:42:00 pm
"aks."  "ask" is a three letter word.  is it really that hard to get them in the right order?
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 28, 2006, 02:52:00 pm
"Goot" and "blest"
 
 You have a goot day.
 
 Oh, you know I will have a blest day.
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: RatBastard on February 28, 2006, 05:28:00 pm
The one that makes me want to just up and smack someone is "I SEEN -fill in band name here- last week".
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: mrpee on February 28, 2006, 05:32:00 pm
I think most of these phrases are just pigments of your alls imaginations.
Title: Re: Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist
Post by: Jaguar on February 28, 2006, 05:41:00 pm
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Originally posted by mrpee:
  I think most of these phrases are just pigments of your alls imaginations.
Alot!