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Title: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: nkotb on July 25, 2007, 02:47:00 pm
Fuck yes!
 
 http://pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/44424-r-kelly-adds-ten-chapters-to-trapped-in-the-closet (http://pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/44424-r-kelly-adds-ten-chapters-to-trapped-in-the-closet)
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: Venerable Bede on July 25, 2007, 02:49:00 pm
i left the story after r. kelly returned home to find that his wife was cheating on him with the cop that pulled him over, after he was leaving the apartment of a girl he slept with, who found out that her minister husband was sleeping with a guy.  what's happened since then?
 
 and then i pulled out my gun!
 
   <img src="http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/south_park_kelly.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: nkotb on July 25, 2007, 02:52:00 pm
Shit got crazy after that point...and I'm not even kidding.  It all culminates with a midget shitting himself and R. singing in the voice of a southern white woman.
 
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet)
 
 I own the DVD.  It's unreal.
 
 
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  i left the story after r. kelly returned home to find that his wife was cheating on him with the cop that pulled him over, after he was leaving the apartment of a girl he slept with, who found out that her minister husband was sleeping with a guy.  what's happened since then?
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: TheDirector217 on July 25, 2007, 03:07:00 pm
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  i left the story after r. kelly returned home to find that his wife was cheating on him with the cop that pulled him over, after he was leaving the apartment of a girl he slept with, who found out that her minister husband was sleeping with a guy.  what's happened since then?
 
 and then i pulled out my gun!
 
    <img src="http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/south_park_kelly.jpg" alt=" - " />
And I said, Tom Cruuuuuise, won't you come out the closeeeeet!
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: miss pretentious on July 25, 2007, 03:56:00 pm
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Originally posted by nkotb:
 I own the DVD.  It's unreal.
i don't know what's more unreal... trapped in the closet or you having the dvd.
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: nkotb on July 25, 2007, 04:00:00 pm
I used to be like you.  Someone gave me the DVD for Christmas as a joke, and I put it on the shelf, loving displayed with other ironic purchases I've made but never use, like my Klingon dictionary.
 
 But after a year, I decided to give it a chance, and wow.  It's glorious.  Sure, mostly ironically, but still, it's pretty awesome.
 
 
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
   
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Originally posted by nkotb:
 I own the DVD.  It's unreal.
i don't know what's more unreal... trapped in the closet or you having the dvd. [/b]
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: Driveway on July 25, 2007, 09:04:00 pm
Trapped in the Drive thru is a far more entertaining song.  What's for dinner?
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: thirsty moore on July 25, 2007, 09:21:00 pm
How does this even tie together?  
 
 
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Originally posted by nkotb:
  Shit got crazy after that point...and I'm not even kidding.  It all culminates with a midget shitting himself and R. singing in the voice of a southern white woman.
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: nkotb on July 26, 2007, 07:18:00 am
Borrow the DVD and find out!
 
 
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Originally posted by econo:
  How does this even tie together?  
 
   
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Originally posted by nkotb:
  Shit got crazy after that point...and I'm not even kidding.  It all culminates with a midget shitting himself and R. singing in the voice of a southern white woman.
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Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: Brian_Wallace on July 26, 2007, 08:33:00 am
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Originally posted by nkotb:
  I used to be like you.  Someone gave me the DVD for Christmas as a joke, and I put it on the shelf, loving displayed with other ironic purchases I've made but never use, like my Klingon dictionary.
 
 But after a year, I decided to give it a chance, and wow.  It's glorious.  Sure, mostly ironically, but still, it's pretty awesome.
 
I once won a Klingon dictionary at a Simpsons trivia night at a bar...  Never used it.
 
 Anyhow, he HAS to perform his new chapters on the next "M"TV "Music Video" Awards.  If you thought the DVD was surreal... Did you see when he performed it in 2005 at the VMAs?
 
 Brian
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: Sir HC on July 26, 2007, 11:28:00 am
<img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/c-martin/r_kelly.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: TheDirector217 on July 26, 2007, 05:06:00 pm
The genius that is R. Kelly. This man sings about the most off the wall shit, yet still makes it ridiculously hot.  
 
 Listen to the original first . . . .
 
 "She said she got me on her ringtone/
 The pink phone?/
 MM-hmm The blue one/
 She told me it was turned off . . . ."  :D  
 
 
  R. Kelly featuring Usher - Same Girl (http://www.mediafire.com/?7xyxh01slnr)
 
 Then check the even more hilarious remix . . .
 
  R. Kelly featuring Usher & Mr. Buy You A Draaaank - Same Girl (Remix) (http://www.mediafire.com/?5dtaiy3gymn)
 
 ^^^^^LOL @ bobblehead . . . .
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: vansmack on July 26, 2007, 05:14:00 pm
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Originally posted by nkotb:
  Borrow the DVD and find out!
 
 
No way.  Forum party at nkotb's to watch the DVD next time I visit.
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: Venerable Bede on August 17, 2007, 06:34:00 pm
ok, am up to chapter 17. . .so many questions still waiting to be answered.
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: 6949 on August 23, 2007, 09:26:00 am
R. Kelly Is Apparently Planning A Fall Tour â?? Despite Child-Pornography Trial
 
 Keyshia Cole tells MTV News that she's hitting the road with Kelly in October, although his trial begins on September 17.
 
 With his child-pornography trial set to start in a month, is R. Kelly already planning to go on tour shortly afterward? R&B singer Keyshia Cole let the news slip during an interview with MTV News on Monday, when she revealed, "We're actually going on tour together in October."
 
 Neither Cole nor Kelly's camps have confirmed when exactly in October such a tour would begin, but the timing is unusual for a number of reasons.
 
 Kelly's trial starts September 17 (see "R. Kelly Child-Pornography Case Finally Going To Trial"), and while it's expected to run for four weeks, it could run even longer because of the unpredictable length of jury deliberations. Michael Jackson's jury, for instance, deliberated over the course of seven days, while O.J. Simpson's jury rendered a verdict in less than four hours. So at best, Kelly would be tied up in court for most of the month, leaving little time for rehearsal, even if the tour weren't going to start until late in October.
 
 Then there's the issue of whether Kelly would be a free man.  more.... (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1567651/20070822/kelly_r.jhtml)
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: 6949 on August 23, 2007, 09:27:00 am
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Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: miss pretentious on August 23, 2007, 09:30:00 am
nkotb - when is the viewing party?
Title: Re: R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Close
Post by: nkotb on August 23, 2007, 09:33:00 am
Today is New CD Day for me, so I'll probably be picking it up.  I'm super psyched...even my wife is into the sheer absurdity of the whole thing.
 
 I would seriously consider a viewing party if I had a free weekend in the new few weeks.
 
 
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  nkotb - when is the viewing party?