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Title: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: martinrob on July 25, 2007, 05:23:00 pm
What's up dawg?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: walkonby on July 25, 2007, 05:24:00 pm
we call it riding the gravy train.
 
 it's a dog eat dog world out there.
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: walkonby on July 25, 2007, 05:49:00 pm
where's al sharpton?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: beetsnotbeats on July 25, 2007, 07:10:00 pm
I'm thinking of something he can do, and it's to the tune "How Much Is That Doggy In The Window."
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: RatBastard on July 25, 2007, 09:46:00 pm
I bet you are dog tired after all that.
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: Frank Gallagher on July 26, 2007, 08:37:00 am
His attorney
 
 "If de dawg dont bite, the charges are shyte"
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: kcjones119 on July 26, 2007, 08:46:00 am
You got some up-dog on your shoe.  Oh wait, that's a piece of actual dog.
 
 You look sick as a dog.
 
 Royal Tenenbaum: That?  That's just dog's blood.
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: RatBastard on July 26, 2007, 09:21:00 am
His new theme song includes these lyrics...
 
 Sick As A Dog, what's your story
 Sick As A Dog, a cat got your tongue
 Sick As A Dog, you'll be sorry
 Sick As A Dog, 'cause you're really ain't that young
 
 (Aerosmith - Sick as a Dog)
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: kcjones119 on July 26, 2007, 09:24:00 am
No one should say this to Michael Vick:
  <img src="http://www.mikesblender.com/japangrish%20I%20wanna%20be%20your%20dog.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 26, 2007, 09:27:00 am
I'm going on vacation. Do you know a good dogsitter?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 26, 2007, 09:46:00 am
oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?
 
 did old yeller make you happy?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: shemptiness on July 26, 2007, 11:47:00 am
Yo, bro, why is that Goodell dude hounding you so much?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: godsshoeshine on July 26, 2007, 12:21:00 pm
so training camp really is rough during those dog days of summer, right?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: walkonby on July 26, 2007, 01:06:00 pm
doggonit'
 
 are you only person in the norfolk/virginia beach area doing this, because i thought it was a simple standard of living down there?
 
 you're brother must be proud.  didn't he pull a shotgun on someone in a mcdonald's parking lot in suffolk in an "apparent drug deal"?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: Guiny on July 26, 2007, 02:06:00 pm
Who let the dogs out?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: martinrob on July 26, 2007, 11:05:00 pm
Vick's favorite song, "Smack my bitch up" by Prodigy.
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on July 26, 2007, 11:07:00 pm
Herpes is a bitch, yo!
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: pj on July 26, 2007, 11:22:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Buck Satan:
  Who let the dogs out?
damn, that was the one I wanted to post.
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: RatBastard on July 27, 2007, 12:36:00 am
Dog Dog
 Dog eat Dog
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: walkonby on July 27, 2007, 10:32:00 am
didn't you have a new shoe coming out?  my dog ate my last pair.
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 27, 2007, 10:40:00 am
Do you own "Amores Perros" on DVD?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: Relaxer on July 27, 2007, 10:51:00 am
Is that Rover's sternum in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: miss pretentious on August 01, 2007, 02:37:00 pm
how about things said  deion sanders (http://www.news-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070722/COLUMNISTS41/70722009) ABOUT vick in his column... including:
 
 "I believe Vick had a passion for dogfighting. I know many athletes who share his passion. The allure is the intensity and the challenge of a dog fighting to the death. It??s like ultimate fighting, but the dog doesn??t tap out when he knows he can??t win."
 
 and "Some people kiss their dogs on the mouth. Some people let their dogs eat from their plate. Some people dress their dogs in suits more expensive than mine, if you can believe that.
 
 And some people enjoy proving they have the biggest, toughest dog on the street. You??re probably not going to believe this, but I bet Vick loves the dogs that were the biggest and the baddest. Maybe, he identified with them in some way."
 
 Prepare to feel dumber after reading this.
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: beetsnotbeats on August 01, 2007, 05:51:00 pm
Wait a minute. Deion Sanders has a column?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: ggw on August 01, 2007, 06:09:00 pm
I think the NFL should let Vick play.
 
 But if he doesn't win his next match, they should take him out behind the Georgia Dome and stick an electrified rod up his ass until he's dead.
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: RatBastard on August 01, 2007, 06:45:00 pm
<img src="http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c115/Nucky/Image.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: 6949 on August 02, 2007, 02:16:00 pm
Things not to say to  OJ. (http://video.aol.com/video/entertainment-ojs-killer-interview/1951384)
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: ggw on August 02, 2007, 02:21:00 pm
McNabb supports Vick; decries snitches (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/01/AR2007080102193.html)
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: RatBastard on August 02, 2007, 09:00:00 pm
Wednesday 13 says its  I Don't Wanna Be Your Dog (http://www.pczero.net/songs/beyourdog.mp3)...
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: lbcardoni on August 07, 2007, 02:08:00 pm
Fla. company launches Michael Vick dog chew toy (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20162029/?GT1=10252)
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: miss pretentious on August 16, 2007, 09:03:00 am
it just keeps getting better and better...
  S.C. Inmate Sues Vick for $63B, Claims He Sold Dogs On eBay to Buy Missiles from Iran  (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html)
 Make sure to go to the link and read the handwritten filing... classic.
 
 Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.
 
 Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.
 
 Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and ??used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.?
 
 The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
 
 ??Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,? Riches writes in the complaint.
 
 Riches wants $63 billion dollars ??backed by gold and silver ?? delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on August 16, 2007, 09:19:00 am
With a name like that, why would he feel the need to sue anybody? He already got the riches.
 
 And why do all criminals have the middle names Lee or Wayne?
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: sonickteam2 on August 16, 2007, 09:27:00 am
you ain't nothing but a hound dog!!!
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: beetsnotbeats on August 16, 2007, 10:17:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  With a name like that, why would he feel the need to sue anybody? He already got the riches.
 
<img src="http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/beetsnotbeats/Riches.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 And he copyrighted his name.
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: sweetcell on August 25, 2007, 09:31:00 pm
"woops, dropped my soap.  mind picking it up for me?"
 
 and here's something vick would definitely rather not be asked:  haven't you been spending a lot of time at DMX's house in Arizona? (http://www.kpho.com/news/13970298/detail.html)
Title: Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick
Post by: walkonby on August 26, 2007, 10:30:00 am
if there is a god, we will never see another fugly rapper prick holding a pitbull on an album cover again, or a whigger retard with the sideways hat, fourth-grade reading ability on their face, and being led by a too much to handle dog.
 
 something to say to mr. vick -  "don't worry, in three to five years, if you can still play as good as you do now, someone will always want to make money off your ability, and you'll be back in."