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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Arlette on March 07, 2006, 12:00:00 am
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Yikes! He looks older and worse than Keith Richards. Did Van Halen not provide a dental plan? What the hell happened?
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Oh, my! No wonder he and Valerie split up. Of course, I haven't seen any recent photos of her either.
Guess ol' Eddie has been slumming with Diamond Dave.
Is that a pack of condems in his hand? Why would he even need them? Looks like the type that could never get it up...even if he found some slag to use them on.
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For you yunguns, here's a before shot:
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maybe he's trying to go on tour with Iron Madien
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Cute overalls.
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so i guess eddie's given up his dream to play tuba...
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Not that he had the best teeth to begin with, but damn perhaps a bleaching is in order! The amount he smokes it's no wonder his teeth are black.
That pic makes me pretty depressed as I use to idiolize him on the guitar when I was in high school and learning to play.
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Originally posted by Arlette:
What the hell happened?
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Give the man a break, ferchrissakes! He just drank hisself a big ass glass of prune juice.
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Years of drug abuse...20 years shouldn't make you look THAT bad!!
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His replies in the FAQ section are always so witty; I never imagined he looked like that.
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quite the ballsy statement considering eddie hangs with thatguy...
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I wonder how much is just a bad photo (hunched mouth open in bad pose...) and how much is just him. Heard since his cancer treatment he has been pretty bad looking.
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Not so much a bad pose, I don't think.
Yet, he still gets a hot girl. That's his new girlfriend in the first picture.
I'm with you MindCage, these pictures just make me depressed.
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
Heard since his cancer treatment he has been pretty bad looking.
He had/has cancer? I didn't know that, do you know what kind? Mea culpa, now I feel bad for posting pictures of a cancer survivor.
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Originally posted by Arlette:
Yet, he still gets a hot girl. That's his new girlfriend in the first picture.
Damn and I thought that was Tawny Kitaen in the background who still looks pretty decent!
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Originally posted by Arlette:
He had/has cancer? I didn't know that, do you know what kind? Mea culpa, now I feel bad for posting pictures of a cancer survivor.
He had tongue cancer. Care to guess what happened to his teeth?
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Well then, that's the answer to my "What the hell happened question?"
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Has it been confirmed that Van Halen will follow in the footsteps of INXS in seeking a new lead singer on the Rock Star series?
http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/rock_star_2/2006_Feb_13_van_halen_again (http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/rock_star_2/2006_Feb_13_van_halen_again)
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
Has it been confirmed that Van Halen will follow in the footsteps of INXS in seeking a new lead singer on the Rock Star series?
http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/rock_star_2/2006_Feb_13_van_halen_again (http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/rock_star_2/2006_Feb_13_van_halen_again)
I heard it was Alice In Chains.
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They's really be much better off going with Van Halen if they can get them, wouldn't they? I don't know that I'm a good barometer, but I can't name a single Alice in Chains song, but can name countless pre-Hagar Van Halen songs.
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
Has it been confirmed that Van Halen will follow in the footsteps of INXS in seeking a new lead singer on the Rock Star series?
http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/rock_star_2/2006_Feb_13_van_halen_again (http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/rock_star_2/2006_Feb_13_van_halen_again)
I heard it was Alice In Chains. [/b]
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I hear Eddie's got a part in the next Pirates of the Caribbean sequel.
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Originally posted by Arlette:
Yet, he still gets a hot girl. That's his new girlfriend in the first picture.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
And here I thought she was just some model at whatever event he's at in the picture. Go figure! It only goes to show that if you can rock out onstage, then you can get laid.
I was going to defend the teeth thing a little until I saw the 2nd picture where some are actually missing. As someone above sort of said, he's always had a strange gum line in relation to his upper lip. Also, I'm sure we're seeing lots of shadowing on his teeth.
I always thought that he had MS but considering that everyone else seems to be in agreement about the cancer thing, I guess that I'm wrong. He's lucky he has hair!
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More likely it's if you have lots of money, you can get laid by a hot chick.
Originally posted by Jaguar:
Originally posted by Arlette:
Yet, he still gets a hot girl. That's his new girlfriend in the first picture.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
And here I thought she was just some model at whatever event he's at in the picture. Go figure! It only goes to show that if you can rock out onstage, then you can get laid.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
More likely it's if you have lots of money, you can get laid by a hot chick.
Originally posted by Jaguar:
Originally posted by Arlette:
Yet, he still gets a hot girl. That's his new girlfriend in the first picture.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
And here I thought she was just some model at whatever event he's at in the picture. Go figure! It only goes to show that if you can rock out onstage, then you can get laid.
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That too.
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Pacino said it best
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."
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Originally posted by Jaguar:
I always thought that he had MS but considering that everyone else seems to be in agreement about the cancer thing, I guess that I'm wrong. He's lucky he has hair!
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,8183,00.html (http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,8183,00.html)
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by Jaguar:
I always thought that he had MS but considering that everyone else seems to be in agreement about the cancer thing, I guess that I'm wrong. He's lucky he has hair!
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,8183,00.html (http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,8183,00.html) [/b]
Thank you, kind sir.
This paragraph speaks so much to his decline:
"Van Halen, who's married to actress Valerie Bertinelli, is a heavy smoker and recovering alcoholic. In 1999, the guitarist underwent hip replacement surgery after damaging it from years of onstage antics."
To Betty, Graace, Flawd and all of you other teenyboppers :p out there, let this be a lesson to you. If you are going to abuse youself in life like that, make sure you make it as very rich Rock star. LOL. (That's the cynical version.)
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i thought this thread was gonna be about the gross new pearl jam single
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bitter beer face
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poor eddie - those pics remind me of this guy:
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Anyone can have dental problems and wrinkles by the time they're 51.
His biggest problem is that 51 year old men (or women) should not be wearing their hair like that, or wearing those silly rocker clothes.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
His biggest problem is that 51 year old men (or women) should not be wearing their hair like that, or wearing those silly rocker clothes.
Yeah be sure to tell Davie Bowie, Mick Jagger, Elton John, Madonna and all the others that are still making music to stop dressing up like they're young and to just wear their pajamas from the old folks home.
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Mick Jagger and Elton John both look ridiculous in their clothing choices to this day.
Bowie dresses in elegant suits, Madonna dresses much more tastefully than she once did. Neither wear anything as silly as what Eddie has on in that pic.
You can still look attractive when you're in your 50's, but long rocker hair and rocker garb aint the way to do it.
Originally posted by MindCage:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
His biggest problem is that 51 year old men (or women) should not be wearing their hair like that, or wearing those silly rocker clothes.
Yeah be sure to tell Davie Bowie, Mick Jagger, Elton John, Madonna and all the others that are still making music to stop dressing up like they're young and to just wear their pajamas from the old folks home.
MindCage
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Deep6 Productions (http://www.deep6.com) [/b]
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Charlie, you are an old fuddy dud! Old before your time.
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Eddie's a CYHSY Fan? (http://jdoyle.livejournal.com/38311.html)
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Originally posted by Jaguar:
Charlie, you are an old fuddy dud! Old before your time.
I'm gonna side with Charlie. If Eddie got a decent haircut and a nice suit, he'd look a whole lot better.